Jay: Everything.
Matt: Well, you won’t find it here.
Jay: But I am searching for it all.
Matt: Beat it Mister.
Jay: Hey now…How you doin’?
Matt: M’eh…kinda bored. And you?
Jay: Just bailing out my personal canoe from all of the rain down here.
Matt: I saw that. What a fucking shame.
Jay: That didn’t sound sincere.
Matt: It was…I’m just…m’eh.
Jay: Yeah, I understand. There’s just nothing going on right now.
Matt: I know. Fake football…No big holiday until Labor Day, Congress is in recess.
Jay: Yeah. And the middle school girls aren’t back in school yet, and the TV re-runs…Oh Dear God!!
Matt: So damn boring.
Jay: This week sucks. Of course Sunday, the 18th is National Bad Poetry Day. We can go HAM on that.
Matt: Oh Hell yeah, and the week after that on the 25th will be our End of Season Three Extravaganza.
Jay: And September 1st will be our Opening of Season Four Extravaganza!!
Matt: And yet? We have nothing for this week.
Jay: I know…man, it’s hard sometimes.
Matt: That’s why they call this time of year, the Dog Days of Summer.
Jay: That’s It!!
Matt: What!? What’s it!?
Jay: This week’s show will be called, The Dog Days of Summer!!
Matt: You are fucking brilliant!!
Jay: I know, right!?
Matt: But as we just said…nothing happens during the Dog Days of Summer.
Jay: Exactly, and that is what we’ll talk about!!
Matt: We’ll talk about nothing?
Jay: Yes!!
Matt: Brilliant!!Jay: I think we’ve just one-upped Seinfeld.
Matt: Damn right…Kramer can suck your dick.
Jay: I’d prefer if Elaine did it.
Matt: Brilliant!!
Jay: Alright then…you, me, Bobby Kraft, Paul Piatt, Bob Barker, and whoever else on our staff wants to chime in, will be there.
Matt: Along with all of the listeners and callers to our Number One Rated Comedy Show.
Jay: Damn right. Even though there is nothing there, we’ll make it something.
Matt: Word.
Jay: We are going to build the biggest pile of nothing that has ever been built, this Sunday at Noon ET.
Matt: And President Obama better not say that we didn’t build it.
Jay: Damn right. Talk to you this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET Matt-Man.
Matt: Ditto Jayman!!
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