Cupid Hearts IWS Radio

Hi all!!  Cupid here, and let me tell you, I am going to be so God Damn busy today.  I’ll be firing arrows of love throughout the world today.  I’ll be pulling on my bow string so much today that my wrist will be
quivering with carpal tunnel.  Ha!!

Get it?  Quivering?  Arrows?  Ha…I fucking crack myself up.  I have to keep myself joyful today because while I enjoy bringing people together, it’s ponderous man; it’s fucking ponderous.

But let me tell ya…When Valentine’s Day is over, I am going to go home, sleep in, and then get up Sunday at Noon ET so I can listen to those two other Gods of Love, Jay and Matt on the IWS Radio Show.

They have a hilarious and love-filled show on tap for all y’all.  In fact, I read the press release in this week’s Variety Magazine and it read:

Jay and Matt sweep up the broken pieces of the pathetic men who bought overpriced crap and the pathetic women who were “under-appreciated” and/or had their hearts broken on Valentine’s Day. They also spend time feigning outrage and overtly mocking the nationwide cinematic opening of Fifty Shades of Grey. But wait, there’s MORE!!

Presidents’ Day is upon us and it is incumbent upon the IWS staff to make fun of each and every Oval Office inhabitant that has ever tried to govern this great nation. If that isn’t enough, IWS Radio drinks in the debauchery of Mardi Gras and talks of repentance with the arrival of Lent. Jay and Matt will also talk candidly and openly about the moral and ethical question facing us today…

Should Jay and Matt begin to post pictures of fully-exposed boobs and bare-naked booties upon the IWS Radio website?  All of that plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio celebrates Pathetic People, Presidents, and Boobies!!

After a full day of spreading love, it will be nice to sit back, relax, and listen to this dynamic duo pick up where I left off.  So…

Listen tomorrow LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio as IWS Radio presents, Pathetic People, Presidents, and Boobies!!

To listen LIVE click right HERE.

As always and of course with LOVE,

Cupid

IWS Person of the Week...Cupid !!

Valentine's Day is but a mere five days away, so all you men and women need to go buy something special for that special someone in your life, lest ye suffer the slings and arrows of a pissed off, shallow, yet significant other come February 14th.

And speaking of arrows...

There is no more famous representative nor icon of Valentine's Day than the arrow d'amour shootin' boy-god than Cupid, who is of course, our IWS Person of the Week...

Cupid was a boy god who really loved his hot mom Venus, and she taught him the ways of love...

As he grew older, he would sit for hours and think about what he should do with his knowledge of love...

He decided that it would be best for all if he spread the love he had...

For years, he wore the reputation as a purveyor of true love, and was viewed by all as an adorable figure...

And then?  Greeting Card companies, confectioners, jewelers, and flower shops everywhere, turned his mission of love into a man-hating, wallet-draining holiday, and some began to turn on poor Cupid, and give him a dose of his own archery...

But this story does have a happy ending...

After getting out of the love business, Cupid changed his name to Michael Stipe, began a music career, and founded the band REM...

The rest is rock 'n' roll history.

So here's to Cupid aka Michael Stipe; today's IWS Person of the Week.

And for more on Cupid, love, and all things Valentine's Day related, check out Jay and Matt tonight LIVE from 8-10 PM EST on Blog Talk Radio as IWS Radio presents, It's as Hot as an Oven in the Love Shack.

To listen LIVE tonight and join in on the fun and frivolity of IWS Radio, click HERE!!