Gisele Bundchen Retires to Become IWS Person of the Week!

That's right kids! Gisele Bundchen has retired from the catwalk and is now the IWS Person of the Week!

Or at least we think she has retired. Nobody knows for sure because we can't find anyone who speaks Portuguese to ask her.

Anyway, best of luck with your retirement Gisele. Hope you can live on the $400 million dollars you've made from modeling over the years!

Some people get very annoyed when they find out how much people like models, athletes and celebrities get paid. Are you one of those people? Or do you have other pet peeves that make you even madder? Call us up at 661.244.9852 between 12 Noon and 2 pm ET tomorrow or just listen to "Jay and Matt are Petting their Peeves" on IWS Radio. Again, that  starts at 12 Noon ET!!! Be there!

A Safe Place to Be Yourself and Do Your Thing

Hola! So yesterday, a day which will live in infamy, Matt-Man got to strike something off of his Bucket List. He finally got to do an N-Word post. Okay, I’m kidding. Kinda. Anyway, that satirical post accomplished its primary goal. Lots and lots and lots of page views! Hell yeah! *Hi-5’s Matt virtually*

There were a few people who didn’t enjoy that post though. No really! Some people found that post to be in poor taste or thought it was unnecessary to use the N-Word and blah, blah, blah. Well look, would I have written that post? OH HAIL NAW! Not on your life. But, that doesn’t really matter cause this blog here is a safe place for Matt, me or anyone else who is posting to speak honestly and post whatever they want.

This includes a satirical posts from Paula Deen.

This is primarily a humor/comedy blog. Matt-Man and I are both free to post whatever we want here. We don’t stop each other from talking about any topic or anything else, nor should we. Too many people censor themselves on their own damn blogs because they’re afraid they’re gonna upset someone or offend people or whatever. I've been known to do that myself. We shouldn’t be doing that.

Your blog is the only place where you will ever be totally free to be yourself, or anyone else you want to be. Even if you want to be Racist Paula Deen.  Back in the day I did a post on my old blog where I blasted Elizabeth Edwards that resulted in someone calling me a “pig” in the comments section and then telling me “I hope you get cancer and die!” Okay, fair enough. I like it when people speak their mind.

Having said that, I don’t always agree with Matt and he doesn’t always agree with me. I don’t always like what he posts and he doesn’t always like what I post. I’m sure there are times when Matt rolls his eyes at how hard I work to find a way to post a pic of a hot Asian babe even though it doesn’t really fit with what the blog was about. That’s perfectly acceptable.

So, why am I bringing this up? Well, I‘ll tell ya why. Whenever you happen to read a post here that you fine offensive or upsetting we most definitely want you to let us know. It’s a little odd that the only time we get any feedback from people is when they aren’t happy, but that’s okay. We very much respect your opinions and beliefs as long as you respect ours.

Yesterday, I got a few messages and emails from people who thought Matts’ post was in bad taste that thought we shouldn’t allow the “N-Word” on the blog. Plus a comment on a pic posted to the official IWS Facebook Fan Page. But, I dismiss that cause it came from a guy who I know to be a raging fucking hypocrite. I have no doubt Matt has also heard from people who either don’t like me or don’t think I’m funny or are bitter middle-aged white women who are jealous of hot, petite, sexy and exotic Asian babes. I’m just guessing on that last part. Point is you can't always make everybody happy and you can always worry about people's sensibilities. 

The people who had something to say about Matt’s post did so nicely and without name calling or rudeness or over the top OMG I’M SO OUTRAGED crap. I really appreciate that. But, there is one thing Matt and I would like to request of people who feel strongly enough about something to email and express their feelings.

Please make sure you direct your comments to the person who actually wrote the post.

That’s really all we ask and we think that’s more than fair. Seriously, we put our name on the posts ya know.Thanks for your cooperation.

Jayman3768@gmail.com
Facebook.com/Jayman68
@Jayman_IWS

Some People, Places and Things I've Had Enough Of

The late, great George Carlin once said “I don’t have pet peeves; I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay?” Well I tell ya what, there are a number of people, places and things that I’ve just about fucking had enough of. Now that Christmas and all that positive and happy shit is over, I’m finally free to post a list of ‘em. Of course, this is just a partial list, but it’s a good start.

1. People who take it personally if I don’t like their favorite music, movies, tv shows, sports teams, food etc. It’s okay for us to not agree 100% of the fucking time.

2. The media telling me who to root for or who to like. I’ll choose my own heroes and my own fantasy babes, thank you.

3. Zombies, vampires and other fucking freaks.

4. Republicans

5. Taylor Swift

6. People trying to force their religious beliefs on me.

7. People with a huge sense of entitlement.

8. People who call anyone who disagrees with them on anything a “Nazi.”

9. The Chevy Volt.

10. Democrats

11. The grammar police

12. Burkina Faso – The whole fucking country.

13. Paula Deen, Guy Fieri, Melissa D’Arabian, Ina Garten, Rachael Ray and the fucking Neely’s. 

14. Libertarians

15. Rachel Maddow

16. Willful ignorance.

17. Blind partisanship

18. Tim Fucking Tebow

19. People who are always playing the victim.

20. Really good looking and popular people who claim that they are “nerds.”

21. Hipsters

22. People who don’t answer emails

23. Passive-aggressive people

24. Jon Gruden and pretty much every everybody else on ESPN, but especially Skip Bayless.

25. People who beg celebrities on Twitter to retweet them or reply to them

26. People on twitter who retweet compliments they receive, but don’t say thank you.

27. The BCS

28. Utah

29. Nanny Staters and do-gooder busybodies

30. Every time a story like “Number of homeless children at highest level ever in US” comes out and people start arguing over which political party is to blame instead of realizing we as a society are to blame.

Okay, I actually feel a little better now.

Jayman
jayman3768@gmail.com
twitter: @Jayman_IWS

-- And, if you want to be all positive and happy and sentimental and all that stuff, you should totally listen to I’m With Stupid’s very special Christmas Day Show. That’s right kids, we went live on Christmas Day for our fans and friends. That’s just the thoughtful kind of guys we are.

We talked about Christmas itself, some of our happy Christmas memories, giving and receiving presents, spending time with family and just all the wonderful stuff that Christmas is all about. You should totally listen. If you don’t a GOP candidate for president might imply that you hate Jesus. You don’t want that to happen!

 

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