Happy Monday to one and all even though for many for us, Mondays are one giant pet peeve. Fortunately IWS Radio is in archives and if you give it a listen, it will make your Monday seem like a Friday. It's true!!
Yesterday on the IWS Radio Show, Jay, Matt, Schmoop, Slyder, Bobby Kraft, and a slew of others let it all out and laid it all down pet peeve wise.
It was such a hilarious show that Matt only hit the couch button once and Jay managed to keep his broken tooth in his gum line long enough to finish the show.
This show was what dreams are made of so de-peeve your Monday and laugh your ass off by listening to IWS Radio:
That's right kids! Gisele Bundchen has retired from the catwalk and is now the IWS Person of the Week!
Or at least we think she has retired. Nobody knows for sure because we can't find anyone who speaks Portuguese to ask her.
Anyway, best of luck with your retirement Gisele. Hope you can live on the $400 million dollars you've made from modeling over the years!
Some people get very annoyed when they find out how much people like models, athletes and celebrities get paid. Are you one of those people? Or do you have other pet peeves that make you even madder? Call us up at 661.244.9852 between 12 Noon and 2 pm ET tomorrow or just listen to "Jay and Matt are Petting their Peeves" on IWS Radio. Again, that starts at 12 Noon ET!!! Be there!
Hi All...Britt McHenry here, and I want to tell you all about this week's stupid, toothless, and
uneducated IWS Radio Show that will be aired on a money grubbing podcast forum known as Blog Talk Radio.
Jay, Matt, and the "need to lose more than a few pounds" comedy team at IWS Radio, are going to talk about their pet peeves this Sunday LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET on that lame ass Blog Talk Radio platform.
Really? How can losers have pet peeves when their entire lives should be their own pet peeves?
Anyhoo...
Even though it doesn't make sense, I heard that I am going to be talked about so, it is probably worth the listen, and if it really matters, other than my perfect and gorgeous being, here is what Jay, Matt, and the bone-headed IWS Radio schlups will be talking about...
Jay and Matt are angry man; they're really angry. Why? Because it's getting warm and people are starting to get out and about and bringing along with them their annoying habits that piss Jay, Matt, and other right-minded folks flat, freaking off. Babies are crying in restaurants, shopping carts aren't being put back in the cart corral, turn signals have evidently become optional, political pundits are already blabbering about 2016, and "social" media giant Facebook is excoriating people who just want to make friends. Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are sharing their list of people, habits, and things that are annoying the hell out them, so listen live and join the fun with your pet peeves and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents:Jay and Matt Are Petting Their Peeves.
Boy...Sounds as funny as having one's car towed by a bunch of dumb ass inbreeds who think that a truck with dualies and a hydraulic wench entitles them to usurp cars and make pretty girls look bad on camera.
Anyway, as I said...I'll be on the show, so...it's worth giving a listen to, so join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team LIVE tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET as they present:Jay And Matt Are Petting Their Peeves.
Hola Internet Peeps! Jay here to talk about social media again! I know you’re getting tired of Jay talking about social media BUT IT’S ALL HE’S GOT! So please be patient with Jay. Also, Jay has a few more things that he hasn’t addressed. But, Jay is a nice guy, so Jay will compromise with you. Jay will stop blogging in third person. How’s that for fair? Jay agrees!
Whew! I’m glad that third person shit is over with. It was getting annoying. Anyhoodle, I’ve been thinking about social media and my post from last week plus some things that happened over the weekend and I’ve come to a conclusion. I’m simply too nice. I let too many things go. It’s time Jay took a stand. Oops, slipped back into third person there. Sorry, old habits die hard.
The first thing I want to talk about is something I tweeted about last week and the uber lovely Dianne with two n’s posted about yesterday. Blogger has changed up its word verification. And? IT’S BULLSHIT! So, Jay I’ve come up with a new commenting policy.
Effective immediately, on blogs that I have followed for a long time, I will attempt to comment ONCE. If the word verification doesn’t let me through, then I’ll move on. On all knew blogs, I will not even take the time to attempt to break through the idiotic word verification. I don’t want to hear your complaints about spam. Too fucking bad. If you make it hard for people to comment on your blog, then you have no room to complain about people not commenting.
Same rule goes for blogs with comment moderation. I don’t know why, but I really, REALLY hate comment moderation. Well, I do know why. It takes away from the community feel of blogging and restricts the back and forth that commenting can sometimes create. Anyway, for blogs I’ve read for a while now, I’ll try ONCE and that’s it.
Also, I will no longer ReTweet, Digg, Stumble, Reddit or otherwise promote other people’s shit who never reciprocate at all. That’s total bullshit right there. You arrogant, entitled pieces of shit! I help you promote your shitty writing or podcasts, but you think you are owed that and don’t turn around help me with my shitty writing and podcast? Well fuck you!
You know, I kind of like this “New Jay.” Jay doesn’t put up with anyone’s shit. Jay takes a hard line with social media people. That’s right, Jay is writing in third person again! You know why? Because Jay doesn’t give a fuck, that’s why!
Well, okay I kind of give a fuck. I mean, I’m still a nice guy. I wish I wasn’t sometimes. And maybe I shouldn’t be. But, I do hold back a lot. I let a lot of things go and I think it’s time to stop doing that. In fact, on Twitter this morning I took a run at Miranda Lambert, and I just a little exchange with Gregg Doyel of CBS Sports. Of course, I lost, but that’s okay. I took a run at him. I’ll win next time. It’s about not letting things go.
It’s all about being a whole new Jay. If that’s okay with you guys? Is it?
In other, yet related news, Matt-Man and Jayman presented “A Social Media Extravaganza in Third Person” on I’m With Stupid. And? It was fantabulous! An absolute classic. Listen in to find out the OUTRAGEOUS request that Jay fielded on Saturday from another BTR host. And, Jay’s reasoning behind agreeing to it. Although, the “new” Jay would never have done so.
We talked Social Media, Whitney Houston’s funeral and then IWS favorite Mike (who uses that annoying damn word verification) called in. And of course there was a “Pee Break with Schmoop” segment that was just awesome.
So, check it out! We very much appreciate your listening and in now feel like we’re entitled to it. We just want to make everyone happy and bring a smile to their face.
The late, great George Carlin once said “I don’t have pet
peeves; I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay?” Well I tell ya what,
there are a number of people, places and things that I’ve just about fucking
had enough of. Now that Christmas and all that positive and happy shit is over,
I’m finally free to post a list of ‘em. Of course, this is just a partial list,
but it’s a good start.
1. People who take it personally if I don’t like their
favorite music, movies, tv shows, sports teams, food etc. It’s okay for us to
not agree 100% of the fucking time.
2. The media telling me who to root for or who to like. I’ll
choose my own heroes and my own fantasy babes, thank you.
3. Zombies, vampires and other fucking freaks.
4. Republicans
5. Taylor Swift
6. People trying to force their religious beliefs on me.
7. People with a huge sense of entitlement.
8. People who call anyone who disagrees with them on
anything a “Nazi.”
9. The Chevy Volt.
10. Democrats
11. The grammar police
12. Burkina Faso – The whole fucking country.
13. Paula Deen, Guy Fieri, Melissa D’Arabian, Ina Garten,
Rachael Ray and the fucking Neely’s.
14. Libertarians
15. Rachel Maddow
16. Willful ignorance.
17. Blind partisanship
18. Tim Fucking Tebow
19. People who are always playing the victim.
20. Really good looking and popular people who claim that
they are “nerds.”
21. Hipsters
22. People who don’t answer emails
23. Passive-aggressive people
24. Jon Gruden and pretty much every everybody else on ESPN,
but especially Skip Bayless.
25. People who beg celebrities on Twitter to retweet them or
reply to them
26. People on twitter who retweet compliments they receive,
but don’t say thank you.
27. The BCS
28. Utah
29. Nanny Staters and do-gooder busybodies
30. Every time a story like “Number of homeless children at
highest level ever in US” comes out and people start arguing over which
political party is to blame instead of realizing we as a society are to blame.
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And, if you want to be all positive and happy and sentimental and all that stuff, you should totally listen to I’m With Stupid’s very special Christmas Day Show. That’s right kids, we went live on Christmas Day for our fans and friends. That’s just the thoughtful kind of guys we are.
We talked about Christmas itself, some of our happy Christmas memories, giving and receiving presents, spending time with family and just all the wonderful stuff that Christmas is all about. You should totally listen. If you don’t a GOP candidate for president might imply that you hate Jesus. You don’t want that to happen!
