Danzig Moon Is Furlonging To Hear IWS Radio

Hi All... Danizig Moon here for IWS Radio. I am a 30-1 shot who is running for the allegorical and literal roses at the Kentucky Derby today.

I never understood why these inbred motherfuckers call it the "run for the roses", after all, horses hate roses...it's not like we are going to eat the gaudy rose wreath placed 'round our neck should we win.

The roses are intended for whatever whore the owner of the winner is banging at the time. That's bullshit man; it's ponderous, fucking ponderous.

And speaking of inbred, my lineage just like many of my competitors is fraught with grandmas getting tagged by brothers, sisters getting shellacked by fathers, and equine cousins getting raped by Middle Eastern towel-camels.

Anyhoo...

I am glad that Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are covering the Kentucky Derby, the NFL Draft, and Cinco de Mayo, because people need to know what is going on as they callously enjoy all of these perverted events. In fact, the IWS Radio press release states...

There is a Tex/Mex-sized steak number of things going on. The annual NFL Slave Trade is taking place. The happily running for the roses horses are trying to win the Kentucky Derby, and Americans eveywhere are gleefully awaiting to don their sombreros, drink tequila, and celebrate Cinco de Mayo in honor of folks whom they refuse to let into their country. And...

Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team break it all down for you. IWS offers NFL Draft analysis, recap the Derby, and preview the Cinco de Mayo celebration as they drink Mexican beer, and make fun of the French army.

In addition to that, Jay and Matt discuss Supreme Court gay marriage oral arguments, the Baltimore riots, and take your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Man Meat, Horse Meat, and Tequila.

That's right folks, swing in with you riding crop of fun and join IWS Radio tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET as Jay, Matt and the IWS Radio team present: Man Meat, Horse Meat, and Tequila.

It's going to be a good time, and I hope that it will put a smile upon your face as you wind down from the weekend craziness, and I get sent off to to the glue factory.

Furlonging for You,

Danzig Moon

To listen LIVE to IWS Radio tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET, click right HERE.

IWS Babe of the Week: Cinco Oh My-O

Hola and Happy Cinco de Mayo!!

This week on IWS BotW, we are celebrating some of the babes of Mexico...

Fabiola Campomanes...Si Si!!  Whatever she were to ask, the answer is always, Si Si!!

Salma Hayek...Can you say Huevos Grande?

Aiysha Diaz...She's got some seriously sexy junk in her barrio!

Ana Lucia Dominguez...O-lay'!!

Barbara Mori...Yeah much more of Mori would be nice!!

And there you have it.  Oh sure, I think one of these chicks is actually Colombian, but does it really matter?  I didn't think so.

Happy Cinco de Mayo and make sure you join Jay and Matt LIVE today from Noon-2 PM ET on the IWS Radio Show.

They'll be talking with Dana who underwent a sleeve gastrectomy and they'll be chatting with Luis, The Mexican Ice Man.  All that, plus funny stuff and your phone calls at 661.244.9852.

You can join them LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET today by clicking HERE!!

Matt Said, Jay Said, Miley Gets Sexy

Jay yammers, Matt pops off, You shrug your shoulders.

Matt: This here be the Matt and Schmoop digs.
Jay: STOP BEING MEAN TO *NAME REDACTED*
Matt: I can’t do that.
Jay: Okay that’s cool.
Matt: You didn’t try that hard.
Jay: That’s because it’s not really my problem.
Matt:  Then why did you tell me to be nice to *NAME REDACTED*
Jay: Cause she told me to. Kinda.
Matt: Oh, she just didn’t tell you to try hard.
Jay: Or care.
Matt: You just like to get involved.
Jay: I keep to myself.
Matt: That keeps you out of trouble, I guess.
Jay: I get a little lonely though.
Matt: This isn’t gonna get awkward is it?
Jay. No! Not at all.
Matt: That’s good.
Jay: Do you WANT it to get awkward?
Matt: HELP!

Jay: Miley Cyurs is running around damn near naked these days. Matt: Is that a problem. Jay: Well, not for me.
Matt: Me either!
Jay: She got a whole drawer full of really short shorts.
Matt: I think she buys them at kid’s clothing stores.
Jay: And those shoes she’s always wearing!
Matt: Shoes?
Jay: Yeah. Super high-heeled shoes.
Matt: What about them.
Jay: Kind of freaky. Stripper shoes.
Matt: Wait. Miley wearing tiny shorts and you’re focusing on her shoes?
Jay: Well, her hair is distracting too.
Matt: Her hair and her shoes?
Jay: Yeah. Why?
Matt: Oh nothing.
Jay: Okay.

Matt: So HUGE show this week!

Jay: An absolute MOSTER of a show!
Matt: TWO GUESTS!
Jay: Just like professionals do it.
Matt: Damn right!
Jay: First guest will be Dana Lu!
Matt: Her Sleeve Gastrectomy
Jay: What went into making that decision.
Matt: And, her action plan moving forward.
Jay: Fascinating.
Matt: Inspiring!
Jay: Very much so. Then …
Matt: The Ice Man!
Jay: Ice, Ice, Baby!
Matt: No, let’s not do that.
Jay: I got carried away.
Matt: It’s okay.
Jay: Anyway, Luis!
Matt: Cinco de Mayo!
Jay: He’s from Mexico, right?
Matt: Yes, a really dangerous town.
Jay: He probably thinks Detroit is nice and quiet.
Matt: Baltimore is paradise to him.
Jay: New Orleans is a clean, well lit place to him.
Matt: Memphis doesn’t scare him at all.
Jay: It scares me!
Matt: Me too!
Jay: We’ve been so sheltered.
Matt: Thank God.
Jay: Okay, we’re ready for a big un!
Matt: That’s hot!

This is gonna rock the internet radio world y’all! Join us for “Losing it with Dana” on I’m With Stupid this Sunday at 12 Noon ET!!

Kentucky Derby, Cinco de Mayo, and Shenanigans

Cheeeeeeers and Happy Hump Day folks...

Y'know?  Yesterday Jayman railed against the sport that is horse racing, and tomorrow?  Our special blog guest Justin Henry will offer the opposite view.

In the meantime...

I am the Matt-Man, and I don't care either way; I just want to make your Kentucky Derby and Cinco de Mayo weekend well worth while...

Y'know?  The Kentucky Derby and Cinco de Mayo mean one thing...Party Time!!

And I am here to offer up to you some party faves...

Well, as it is not only Derby weekend, but Cinco de Mayo as well, let us blend a very fine food course along the many furlongs of life...

First take some biscuits and heavily butter them...

Add some beans, curn, tomatoes, and taco seasoning to the skillet...

Watch it cook, marinate, and otherwise juice out...

and then...brown the sausage...

Are ya feeling me yet?

And then throw it all together, cook it, and say, "Happy Cinco de Mayo!!"

Your guests will give you dos thumbs up!!

You can eat this treat while rooting on your favorite horse during the Kentucky Derby, in fact...the meat in the meal may be your fave Kentucky Derby entry!!  Score!!

Well there ya go...Some helpful culinary advice from IWS Radio.

Or something.

Cheers!!

Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws