IWS Radio is proud to announce that our Person of the Week
is the King of Kings, Lord of Lords, the Prince of Peace himself …. Jesus
Christ!!
Jesus was born a really long time ago in Bethlehem (or
Nazarene or Galilee or whatever) sometime between early fall and late spring, but we
celebrate his birthday on December 25th!!
Jesus was a great guy who liked to comfort the afflicted and
afflict the comfortable. He turned water into wine then got drunk and tipped over
the bingo tables and drove out the money changers. Then he went and hung out
with the strippers and hookers and other sinners. (Just like Jayman does!)
He is also the all-time Hide-and-Seek champion of the
WORRLLLLLLDDDD!
So, from all us here at IWS Radio, a very sincere and
heartfelt Happy Birthday Jesus!!!
Don’t forget to join us for a Holly Jolly Festivus as we
continue to celebrate Christmas and throw in a little Festivus at 12 Noon ET on
IWS Radio!!!
5 comments:
It is so amazing that Santa and Jesus, two white guys no less, revolve around the same holiday. It's a Christmas Miracle!! Cheers!!
Matt-Man
I wish he would let Oprah or Piers Morgan or IWS interview him so he could clear up a few things.
If I had that many people making contradictory claims about me, I'd definitely try to clear some things up.
Still, I bought him a sweater for his birthday. It's here if he wants to come by and get it.
Hide and Seek champion of the world...PRICELESS
You are SO clever!
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