Cheeeeeeeeeers and Ho Ho Hooooooooooola!!White Santa here in order to hijack the typical Saturday IWS Radio edition of Matt Said, Jay Said, and turn it into, Santa Said!!
Is there a problem with me doing that just a few days before Christmas? I make lists and name names y’know…
Okay then…I didn't think you would mind.
Let me tell you folks…Jay and Matt are going to be putting on a spectacular IWS Radio Christmas Show tomorrow.
They are going to be celebrating Christmas as it was intended to be celebrated…lots of laughs, friendly banter, hospitality, great music, and non-stop hilarity that will shine brighter than my franken-reindeer Rudolph’s nose.
Ho Ho Ho. And as a special bonus…
Jay and Matt have promised me, that for each and every person who listens LIVE, a blind dog will get the gift of sight, and Sarah Palin and Sean Hannity will shut the fuck up about that duck fucking, Jim Crow-Loving puddle of primordial goo who has for whatever reason, captured the attention and admiration of much of a nation.
In addition to that, if you call in at 661.244.9852 and are funny and/or otherwise nice to them, you may get a sugar plum.
But Santa, you ask…Why should I listen?
Let me tell you why, my wonderfully thus far, behaved boys and girls…
Tomorrow’s, Have a Holly Jolly Festivus radio show (which airs LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET) is chock full of comedy, Christmas readings, music, and dozens of well-wishes from the vast and diverse worldwide audience that Jay and Matt who for reasons unexplained, have captured over the years.
And yeah…
They may even mention the Holy Baby Jesus. In fact, in addition to the sexy Trinity of Jay, Matt, and the Holy Baby Jesus…
Kirk Douglas, Bobby Kraft, Dixie Ozark, Schmoop, Slyder Balzcock, Paul Piatt, Malcolm Eckstein, Jamie, Buddy Acapella, Stubby Stonehenge, and among others, yours truly…Santa Claus are scheduled to appear.Tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET, don’t lazily saunter to your computer, drink a cup of hot chocolate and RUN to your computer, EMBRACE your computer, and click onto, and participate in the IWS Radio Show on Blog Talk Radio.
If you don’t…You are going to be on Santa’s naughty list. And?
Dozens of dogs will remain blind and Sean Hannity will be having oral sex with Sarah Palin, and really?
Who needs to see and/or know about that?
To listen to the IWS Radio Have a Holly Jolly Festivus Show from Noon-2 PM ET click HERE!!
8 comments:
I love dogs.
Jay
I know you do, and yet again, we are doing a public service. Cheers!!
Matt
I was skimming through this but did you just say Sarah Palin has oral sex with blind dogs? Maybe I should get some reading glasses...
VE: Holy Cow, you were close....The Almighty VE. Good to see you!! Cheers Funny Man!!
Matt
I thought there was going to be a show time change this week.
Merry Christmas White Santa...
Mike: There was going to be, but that is going to take place beginning 12/29. Merry Christmas Mike!!
Matt
Jamie: Santa told me that you are on his Naughty but Oh So Goooooood List. Cheers Jaaaaaaaaamie!!
Matt
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