Zooey Deschanel: Adorkable Babe of the Week

IWS is proud to announce that Zooey Deschanel is our Babe of the Week! Zooey burst onto the scene in as young William Miller’s troubled older sister in Almost Famous.

She then reeled off a series of great performances in movies like Elf, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, and 500 Days of Summer.

But, in addition to being a great actress Zooey is an accomplished musician and singer-songwriter. She plays keyboards, percussion, banjo and ukulele!

Even more awesome is the fact that because of Zooey’s quirky personality and sweet, girl-next-door looks, they had to invent a whole new word to describe her: ADORKABLE!

Ms. Deschanel has been nominated for a Golden Globe, Grammy and Emmy award over the last few years. She is currently the star of Fox’s breakout hit New Girl.

Obviously Zooey Deschanel is one of the most talented women we have ever named Babe of the Week!

Matt Said, Jay Said LVI

Matt coughs.  Jay sneezes.  You grab a surgical mask, and listen.

Matt:  Hey Jay.  Thanks for doing a Thursday morning phone call instead of our normal Thursday night.
Jay:  No prob.  I have people covering my pre-existing conditions, er…appointments.
Matt:  This sore throat is a bitch. Hurts to eat, to drink, to talk.  Oy.
Jay:  Wow.  Should I list you as probable, questionable, or doubtful for Sunday’s show?
Matt:  What?  Are you suffering from Fantasy Football withdrawal?
Jay:  Not at all, why?

Matt and Jay:  (Cough, Sneeze, Cough, Sneeze)

Jay:  Hey?  In this Sunday’s intro and since you are not well, should I replace your singing with a file off the bench?  Say…Mitt Romney singing America the Beautiful in order to bolster our line-up?
Matt:  Our Line-Up?  Focus Man.  Dear God.  There is no Fantasy Football this ye---
Jay:  Oh wow…Man I don’t know where my head was at.  I am sorry.  Okay I’m good to go now.
Matt:  Okay.  It’s all good.

Jay:  Man…Between my allergies, your whatever, and now this withdrawal thing, we’re a medical mess.
Matt:  No shit…It’s amazing how even simple medical maladies can screw one’s life up even for short periods.
Jay:  IKR?  I had to throw a half a plate of Lemon Poppy Seed muffins away, because I sneezed on them.
Matt:  Really?
Jay:  Well yes and no…I mean, I did sneeze on them, but I figured it was my own sneeze, so…I didn’t really throw them away.
Matt:  Understandable.  I guess you just considered them to be glazed at that point.
Jay:  Exactly. It’s a sin to waste food, y’know.

Matt:  (Cough)
Jay:  Hey…This Sunday we could talk about all of this.  You know, how it sucks to get sick.
Matt:  It is that time of year.  Cold and Flu season is fast approaching…obviously.
Jay:  Exactly.  We could talk about the times we have been sick.
Matt:  Hospital stays.
Jay:  Hot Nurses.
Matt:  Funny diseases.
Jay:  Death Panels.
Matt:  The color of the gallon of funk they drained from my lung.

Jay:  What color was that, exactly?
Matt:  I guess you’ll have to wait til’ this Sunday at Noon ET to find out!!

Jay:  Aw Man, this is gonna be epic.  I may even impart what kind of Doctor I always wanted to be.
Matt:  I have an idea as to what that might be.
Jay:  Maybe so, but you won’t know for sure until this Sunday at Noon ET as IWS Radio presents…A Couple of Sickos.

Matt:  I like it.
Jay:  Me too.
Matt and Jay:  I think we’re set.

Mitt Romney: This is Easy!

Hola voters! As you know on Monday of this week I sat down for a very special, in depth interview with President Obama. Because we are always fair and balanced here at IWS, we offered GOP nominee Governor Mitt Romney the same opportunity. Luckily we are part of the 53% of interview requests he agrees to.

Jay: Governor Romney, let’s get right to it. A few days ago pres…

Mitt: I’m sorry to interrupt but, are you sure this neighborhood is safe. I’m pretty sure I saw a young colored man while walking to your apartment.

Jay: Oh don’t worry. It’s perfectly safe. Besides, it’s daytime.  Aaaand the secret service guys are outside.

Mitt: Okay then.

Jay: The other day President Obama sat in that same chair and basically said that the majority of the economic problems are George W. Bush’s fault. Do you agree with that assessment?

Matt: Of course not! That’s just plain crazy. President Obama inherited an economy that had strong fundamentals and turning things around should have been easy and straight forward. He should be creating 600,000 jobs a month without even breaking a sweat.

Jay: 600,000? That’s a big number!

Mitt: Well, look at what a great job President Bush did overall. He inherited an economy that had just suffered the shock of 9/11 under Clinton. He picked up all the pieces and put it all back together. The only thing that he wasn’t able to do was lift the huge burden of regulation from Wall Street in time to avoid a downturn there at the end of his presidency. That of course was because he had a democratic congress to deal with.

Jay: Uh … Okay. Anyway, we’ll move on. Governor, you have made the claim that you will balance the budget without any real pain or sacrifice on the part of the American people. How are you going to do that?

Mitt: Well, that’s not exactly what I’ve promised. I have said that I’m going to bring austerity to poor and working class and even some middle class Americans who, quite frankly, have it a bit too good right now. These people are going to have to finally pay their fair share.

Jay: Okay, so how do you balance the budget then?

Mitt: I’m just gonna do what Ronald Reagan did. I’m going to cut taxes, restore the military to its previous greatness and bring the economy back to ITS greatness and the budget will be balance purely through economic growth and the creation of millions and millions of new jobs.

Jay: But, you can’t do that without some spending cuts, right? What would you cut?

Mitt: We’re gonna cut funding for Planned Parenthood, the National Endowment for the Arts and start running commercials on PBS. That should be enough.

Jay: Riiiiiight. Okay, let’s try foreign policy. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gave a powerful speech at the U.N. today. You have been very critical of Obama’s handling of Iran and what you believe to be his lack of support for Israel. How would things be different in a Romney administration?

Mitt: My relationship with Israel is so good that the people of Israel and American Jews are starting to call me Mittanyahu! Hey-OOOOOOO!  Heh.  Anyway, I understand that since Obama is a Muslim he is naturally unfriendly to Israel, but I think he just needs to face reality.

Jay: And that reality is?

Mitt: Well, he started a war with the wrong country. He went into Iraq when he should have launched an attack on Iran. Simple.

Jay: *Stares in disbelief* Governor, I think there are few holes in your … um … facts.

Mitt: Nope. I don’t think so. Hey look, I gotta skedaddle. We’ve got the family jet warming up at the Boone County International Airport, so I need to go. Ann and I have reservations at Per Se in New York. We’re having dinner with Donald Trump. Exciting huh!?

Jay: Oh yeah! Lots of fun. Thanks for your time Governor.

Okay, there you go. We’ve got a couple of straight shooters running for president huh? I hope these two interviews this week have helped you make up your mind.

Jayman
Jayman3768@gmail.com
@Jayman_IWS

And You Think That You Have Had Some Wacky Dreams!?

As many of you know, I have been under the weather of late, not eating, and have been downing cold/sore throat pills by the gross, and sleeping…

A Lot!!

I bet that over the last 72 hours I have, and I’m not exaggerating, slept 48-50 hours, and…

When you combine the illness, along with the no food, the drugs, and the sleep, strange things are bound to happen, and strange things have happened to me, in the form of the unbelievable dreams I have had during this period of an over zealous sleep cycle.

Now dig it…

These crazy dreams began Sunday night, when I dreamt that Mitt Romney went on national TV, it may have been 60 Minutes, and declared to the nation that it was more than fair for him to pay a lower tax rate than a family making 50,000 a year because when rich people like him pay a lower rate, they invest, spur growth, and create jobs.

Ha, IKR!!?  Tell me that ain’t some whacked out Salvador Dali type of a dream.

I mean c’mon, you’d have to be a totally out of touch asshole and worthless Presidential candidate to say that on national TV.  Ha…I woke up to go the bathroom after that, and peed all the floor I was laughing so hard.

And Monday night?  Oh Dear God, Monday night I went to sleep for good at about 11:15.  The dreams I had between then, and 9:30 Monday morning.  You can’t make this shit up.

I was dreaming that I was officiating the Green Bay/Seattle football game.  I was standing in the end zone watching a scrum of players go up for a last second Hail Mary pass.  Not only did I miss a blatant offensive pass interference call, I ruled that the guy who didn’t actually catch the ball, actually did…and for a game winning TD no less.

Can you imagine the furor that would take place over something like that if it happened in an actual NFL game on Monday Night Football?  Oh My…I shudder to think.

Tuesday morning after waking, falling back to sleep, and evidently still thinking about the botched call dream from earlier, I had a dream about Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan.  It was pretty damn funny.

They were talking about how they were outraged by the replacement refs, and wanted the real, unionized refs back on the field officiating NFL games.

I got up to take a shower, and was chuckling the entire time thinking…

“Romney and Ryan calling for the return of Union employees? You’re losing your mind Mahoney; you’d better eat something.”

Well I still had no appetite, but I did get good news in the form that I didn’t have to go into work, so what did I do?  That’s right, I laid on the couch, and within a few minutes, was sound asleep and once again dreaming.

My first dream?  I dreamed that Schmoop came home early, with not only beer for her, but two Vitamin Waters for me, and then proceeded to pre-make dinner for me should I decide to eat later.  Ha!!  Yeah right, like that would ever happen!!

And then listen, no seriously, I actually had dream about this…it was so freaking surreal.

I had a somnolent vision of Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan standing before a crowd at the Dayton International Airport, and the crowd assembled begins chanting, “Ryan!! Ryan!! Ryan!!”

Ha!!  And only after Romney tells the crowd...

“No, No, It’s…Romney/Ryan!! Romney/Ryan!! Romney/Ryan!!” do they say, “Okay, whatever.”, and then chant softly, but politely, “Romney/Ryan.”

People often say that truth is stranger than fiction, but I’m telling you, truth would have to be pretty damn strange to top the dreams I have had the last few days.

Cheers!!

Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@MattMan_IWS

Yom Kippur Apologies List

Hola sinners, offenders and atoners! Since today is Yom Kippur I thought I should probably use this blog to issue some very much deserved apologies to some people even though I’m neither Jewish nor in a 12 Step Program.

- Okay, I apologize to everyone in recovery for that 12-step program crack.

- I apologize to the woman on Twitter who I called “cunt breath” not too long ago. I don’t remember your name, but I probably shouldn’t have called you that. Hell, I don’t even know what “cunt breath” means.

- I apologize to my loud-ass hillbilly neighbors for making fun of how loud you guys are. It was only recently that I learned that one of the big physical defects of inbred mountain people is severe hearing loss. I was very wrong of me to mock how loudly you guys talk now that I know this little tidbit.

- I apologize to people who live in the rural areas of the south for that “hillbilly” crack.

- I apologize to my friend, co-host and partner in crime Matt-Man for calling him “Mattcicle” so many times. Actually, I’m sorrier that the name didn’t catch on with others than anything though.

- Also, for calling Matt-Man “Mitt-Man” yesterday. Totally uncalled for.

- I apologize to lazy-ass Montero driving neighbor for giving him so much virtual shit over the internet for his inability to fix his Gawd Damn tire that was either flat or really low all the time for what seemed like months. I realize that sometimes people are so busy and have so many responsibilities that they don’t always have the extra seven minutes it would take to get a tire fixed. Not that he is, but other people are.

- I apologize to all the people on reality shows who are just trying to get through life the best they know how just like the rest of us. Except the Kardashians. Jesus I fucking hate them.

- I apologize to Mitt Romney for calling him an arrogant, elitist, mean-spirited condescending prick that lacks any convictions or moral compass whatsoever. Not that he deserves an apology, but I’m sure he feels like he’s entitled to one.

- I apologize to all the people we, okay I, have mocked or insulted either here on the I’m With Stupid podcast. Except atheist vegans who run marathons. Fuck those people.

- Speaking of the podcast, I apologize to all the people that IWS has made to feel inferior by crushing them in the ratings. It wasn’t really intentional and we are as befuddled by our success as you are.

- Finally I would like to apologize to some of the women who I have met through various social media sites and who listen to our show and read this blog and I read their blogs and all that stuff. Not so much for being a little creepy and making you feel uncomfortable a lot of the time. I can’t really help that. But, I really feel like I should apologize for the really nasty, disgusting things I’ve done to so many of you in my dreams. Not that I have much control over that either, but I feel guilty about it. Most of the time.

Okay, there we go! That wasn’t so bad. I feel a lot better about things now and I hope that you guys do too. If you have any sins to atone for apologies you feel you need to make you can do so in our comments section. Please be as specific in your description of your sins.

Jayman
Jayman3768@gmail.com
@Jayman_IWS 

I Just Want to Feel Human Again

Cheers Guys…a very under the weather Matt-Man coming to you here on the pages of the IWS website today.

Of course…there was no need for me to tell you that this is the IWS website; you already knew that.  See?

I am not well at all, and perhaps a bit of delirium is beginning to set in along with my other maladies.

I have a wicked sore throat, I am certain that the pain resembles what chicks experienced when making porn flicks with Ron Jeremy.

I am hot and then cold…sweating, and then freezing…and sometimes, both at the same time.  My body temperature is vacillating nearly as much as Mitt Romney’s stances on critical policy issues.

And My Body Itself?  Oh Dear God My Body!!

From what’s left of my hair, down to my toes it all hurts.  My body feels like it just spent thirty-six straight hours of having sex with Rosie O’Donnell, and she was on top the entire time.

I am broken, tired, and in pain, but alas, I shall try to carry on, but seriously?  This shit is tagging my ass and wiping me out with the same speed and effectiveness of an Amish barn raising.

And if it doesn’t rain today, I will be unable to call off sick, because the Beer Mine owner also farms.  It’s a no-win situation.

The only silver lining in all of this?

It’s nice to know that my BFF/OSP, Schmoop, is there when I need her, and I didn’t even have to ask.

She called to see if I needed anything while working Monday, and ended up bringing me more clothes and more flu/sore throat drugs.

I think she was more than happy to do that because when she asked me if I needed anything…Rather than my typical reply of, “No, I’ll be fine.”, I said, “Yes.”

She gets worried when I actually admit to not feeling well, and in an odd way, I find that to be quite endearing, so, Thanks Schmooooop!!

That’s all I have; my ass is ready for another round of pills, a big glug glug of cold water, and more sleep.

Yours in Christ, and pass the Ny-Quil…

Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@MattMan_IWS

Barack Obama: It's Bush's Fault

Hola voters! Today I have the very special privilege of interviewing President Barack Obama! Let’s get right to it.

Q: You are very likely to go into the record books as the first president to preside over four consecutive budget deficits of well over $1 trillion dollars each. Do you think that will taint your legacy?

Obama: Well, you have to remember that we inherited that first really huge $1.6 trillion dollar deficit from Bush. And the 2013 deficit is expected to only be $901 billion.

Jay: But, that still leaves two other budgets with deficits above $1 trillion that are yours.

Obama: Well yes, but there was such a big mess to clean up that was leftover from Bush. And, it’s important to lower this deficit as carefully as we were careless in creating it.

Jay: So you admit that you were careless in creating these huge deficits?

Obama: No, that Bush was. I misspoke there.

Jay: In 2009 your administration predicted that unemployment would peak at 8.5% and then be near 6% by this time. Instead it went to 10.5% and is still over 8%. What happened?

Obama: Well, we just really underestimated how badly the job losses caused by the Bush economic collapse were.

Jay: But, why is the unemployment rate coming down so slowly?

Obama: Well, again these things take time. We don’t want to do anything that would shock the economy. Certainly not the way the Bush administration did. We saw how the economy hates shocks with the Bush collapse.

Jay: Switching to foreign policy. You made the claim that you could deal with the Arab world and settle things diplomatically, yet all over the Middle East people are marching on US Embassies in anger. Why haven’t relations improved?

Obama: Well, again, and I do take MY SHARE of the responsibility here, we underestimated just how bad the Bush administration had made things with our Arab friends.

Jay: But, again I have to ask, why haven’t things really improved? We seem to be in the same place where we were four years ago.

Obama: Well, there’s a residual effect of the Bush administration policies. See, things were going downhill so quickly, that it took a while to stop the slide. We’ve been able to slowly make things better.

Jay: Why so slow though?

Obama: Well, you can’t rush these things. That might cause a shock to the diplomatic balance in the region and that would be as bad as the Bush shock to the economy was.

Jay: Okay, The First Lady Michelle Obama is a real asset to you as she is quite popular. What do you think the key to her popularity is?

Obama: Well, she’s a really engaging and charming person. Also, she’s a very hard worker. She started on day one cleaning up the mess that Laura Bush left and has been able to overcome it to make American’s proud of the First Lady again.

Jay: What mess did Laura Bush leave?

Obama: Well, she mostly just got all that George W Bush stank all over her. His disastrous policies affected everyone!

Jay: One last question Mr. President. One of the biggest criticisms of you is that you seem too deliberative many times. That you aren’t really that decisive and you take a long time to finally decide your position on many issues. What is your response to that?

Obama: Well, I think it’s necessary to make up for all the really bad snap decisions that President Bush made for eight long years. His decisions were so quick and with so little thinking through of consequences, I felt that the decision making process needed to be slowed down to balance things out.

Jay: Well, looks like it’s all Bush’s fault then, right?

Obama: Pretty much. Yeah.

Jay: Thank you so much for being here today sir.

Obama: No problem. I hope I made up for any really bad interview Bush did with you guys and have at least gotten things back to even on that front too.

Jayman
Jayman3768@gmail.com
@Jayman_IWS

In other news, you guys should totally check out the IWS Podcast below!

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IWS Babe of the Week: Monica Lewinsky

An awesome chick who once dutifully, and with zeal served within the confines of the Oval Office, is back in the news.

A woman who at one point, would give President Bill Clinton his Presidential Daily "Briefing" like no other, the raven haired, heirloom daughter of King David, Monica Lewinsky...

It is being reported that the curvaceous knish, Monica Lewinsky, has a new book coming out about her affair with President Clinton.  It will allegedly reveal more scantily clad sexual deliciousness than that which is overheard at a run down, west-end, Bagwine laundromat....

However...How can you not take this busty, Hebrew Hottie at her word?  She has suffered more than Job, albeit, much more well-compensated for her suffering than Job was.

Sadly, her beauty suffers, as there are drawbacks to her infamous and scandalous fame, such as being photographed looking like Rosie O'Donnell...

I don't know what more Monica Lewinsky's new book can reveal...I mean...We all knew what drew President Clinton to her...

She sure does have a pretty mouth, and Holy Moses!!  That Hebrew Ho, has gots is going on!!  Oy Vey!!

Annnnnnd...If you want to hear a couple of other pretty mouths today...You can listen to Jay and I on Blog Talk Radio LIVE at Noon ET.

IWS Radio will be live as always and we are talking the Lighter Side of Religion, in fact, you can say that we will be yukking it up with the Lord.

That's LIVE today at Noon ET, and you can catch it all by clicking HERE.

Cheers!!

Matt Said Jay Said LV

Matt runs off at the mouth, Jay runs off at the mouth, You amuse us by pretending to listen.

Schmoop: Hola Jayman
Jay: How did you know it was me?
Schmoop: I sensed your presence through the phone.
Jay: The phone was giving off a special vibe wasn’t it?
Schmoop: Yes, a special …. creepy vibe.
Jay: That’s kinda hurtful
Schmoop: I’m just trying to keep you guy’s success from going to your heads.

Matt & Jay: TOO LATE!

Schmoop: I knew it was a lost cause.
Jay: Don’t feel bad. You did your best.
Schmoop: I guess that’s all I can do. Wanna talk to Matt?
Jay: Meh … I guess.

Matt: Make it quick, I’m a busy man.
Jay: Oh really?
Matt: No
Jay: Me neither
Matt: Got any ideas for Sunday
Jay: Nope
Matt: Me neither
Jay: Well, there we go!
Matt: I think we’re ready!

Jay: Hey, why don’t we have a Wikipedia page yet?
Matt: I was just thinking about that when I was looking up Barabbas.
Jay: Why were you looking up Barabbas?
Matt: Oh just a “discussion” I was having with someone on Facebook.
Jay: Cool. Anthony Quinn was excellent in the movie.
Matt: I’ve never seen it.
Jay: Next bout of insomnia just turn on TCM and watch all night. You might catch it.
Matt: I’ll look for it.
Jay: Anyway, why no Wiki Page?
Matt: For the same reason we aren’t verified on Twitter.
Jay: Which is?
Matt: Social media sites just don’t recognize our greatness.
Jay: Bastard.
Matt: It hurts.
Jay: Life is nothing but an uphill climb for us.
Matt: More like a Three-Legged Sack race w/ Steven Hawking as a partner.
Jay: He’s pure dead weight.
Matt: It’s rough

Jay: Hey wait a minute! I’m your partner! I’m dead weight?
Matt: So, what are we gonna talk about?
Jay: Have we done a religion show?
Matt: I don’t think so.
Jay: We could do that!
Matt: We have to! Porn one Sunday, religion the next!
Jay: It’s perfect!
Matt: This will be great.
Jay: We’ll just tell church stories
Matt: I’ve got enough of those
Jay: And sing Hymns
Matt: No, probably not that
Jay: Okay, other religious stuff.
Matt: Another #1 show coming up!
Jay: Probably. That’ll be up to God.
Matt: True
Jay: Okay, we’re ready!
Matt: Damn right!

So, don’t forget to tune in to “Religion: The Lighter Side” on I’m With Stupid on Sunday at 12 Noon ET! God will know if you are there or not. Just sayin’.

Groupies...We Want Them...Now!!

Cheers, Hola, and Happy Friiiiiday, Bitches!!

This is the Matt-Man com---oh sorry, this is the IWS website not the radio show.  I apologize.  Sometimes, I forget where I am.

In fact, sometimes I forget who I am, because sometimes I think, dream, and hope that one day I am an uber-famous internet radio star who is involved with the Number One rated comedy show on Blog Talk Radio.

Ha Ha….I am, and true to form, and excellence on Jayman’s and my part, IWS is the Number One rated comedy show on Blog Talk Radio and has been during four of the last six weeks.

Like yeah….and Word!!  So shut up, haters.

Indeed, IWS is Number One, and has been for weeks now, and my cohort Jay and I want a little sumpin’ sumpin’ for our efforts.  We can’t figure out how to make money off our success yet, so Jayman and I thought…

“Hey, if we can’t reap some Benjamins from our show, can we at least secure some sexy groupies who would provide us with cheap, guiltless sex, wholesale-priced booze, and undying adoration?”

In silence, Jay and I, albeit hundreds of miles away from one and other, pondered this, and then simultaneously tweeted to each other…

“Yes.”

Until we make some money off of this venture it would be nice to have some more than moral support in the form of groupies.  And what is a groupie you ask?  Well according to the Urban Dictionary it is…

“The individual, or group of individuals, involved in obsessive adoration of entertainers such as musicians, actors, athletes, and even political figures…often with lustful sentiments.”

Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh….

I think you know what part of that definition Jayman and I are focusing upon, and you know what is funny?  I don’t usually speak on Jayman’s behalf, but I know he is right there with me on this one.

Oh sure… We have chicks who dig us, and find us amusing such as, Miss…

And then there is Sunshine State Shirley (whom I refer to as, Snake) who finds us adorable…

Of course, as much as she makes fun of us, Schmoop thinks we‘re ‘aight…

There is everyone’s favorite IWS 4th of July Girl who always lights it up, Tamra…

And of course, last but never least, and Oh My God, there is the uber-lovely Jooooooooooo…

Sure these more than HOT women like us and like IWS Radio, but?

Jay and I want that obsessive adoration that defines a groupie.  He and I have so little, so seriously?  Is that too much to ask?

Cheers!!

Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws

The Missing Two Minutes

Hola all you folks who don’t speak so eloquently and shit. So, it turns out there’s a missing two minutes from the Romney “47 Percenters” video. *Dramatic Music* Man, Mitt gets more like Richard Nixon every single day, doesn’t he? Anyway, those missing two minutes are just what Fox News and the right-wing blogs needed to try to claim the video has been manipulated and put their lizard-brain listeners and readers at ease. 

But, the big question is “What happened during the missing two minutes?” It even became a hashtag game on Twitter for a while this morning. So, I thought I would chime in with a few guesses as to what might have happened in the missing two minutes myself.

- Matt-Man hit the couch button

- Mitt takes a swig of bottled water, offers the bottle to his dog that is in his crate and quickly pulls it away at the last second yelling “PSYCH!”

- *buffering*…*buffering*…*buffering*…*buffering*...*buffering*...*buffering*

- H.R. Halderman walks into the room and says “Excuse me, there’s been a break in at the Watergate Building.”

- Clint Eastwood wanders into the room in his pajamas, grabs a salmon Panini and glass of wine and leaves.

- Mitt tells everyone “Let’s dance GANGNAM STYLE!”

- Ann Romney walks in the room with a tray full of deserts. Mitt says “Just set those down anywhere honey and move along, this is men talk here.”

- Mitt stopped long enough for him and everyone in the room to do a line of coke off a stripper’s ass.

- Speech was interrupted by Donald Trump screaming “FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS A PLATE AND NO A-1 SAUCE FOR MY STEAK? WHAT THE HELL?”

- Pee Break With Schmoop

- A drunken Kathy Lee Gifford staggered into the room asking if anyone had seen Frank and began crying uncontrollably when she was told he left with a cocktail waitress.

- Rush Limbaugh passed out party favors (party favors = oxycontin pills)

- Mitt decided to do a little crowd work: “Hey big guy … where you from? Albuquerque? More like AlbuCRACKIE, amirite? Hahaha … How ‘bout you Ginger Ninja? Pittsburgh? Damn. I spent a month there one weekend. I was speaking to an hoteliers association and they put me up in a room so small I had to go into the hallway to change my mind. Hey-OOOO … I spent the whole night going in and out of my room. Hahhahaha! I change my mind a lot. Get it? Get it? Anyway, you guys have been a great crowd don’t forget to stiff your wait staff. Fuck those guys, right? Fucking moochers.”

So, as you can see, the mysterious missing two minutes went pretty much like the rest of the speech. But, if you haven’t had enough of Mitt and the Moochers (that would make a great name for a band!) then you should totally listen to IWS’s Wednesday show.

Actually, you should listen to it no matter what. Fresh on the heels of yet ANOTHER number one show, we talked about some other shocking revelations on the Mitt video, Matt having to pay a “bitter tax” and then our favorite Canadian Jamie called in and gave the show a little international flavor and some much needed class. Then we talked about Nickelback’s popularity and gave a shout out to our colleague Jay Mohr from the Mohr Stories Podcast and his brilliant sitcom “Gary Unmarried” that was so unfairly cancelled. It was another classic show!

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Jayman
Jayman3768@gmail.com
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Gary Johnson 2012, Libertarians Are Sexy!!

Are you one of the top one, two, or even ten percent income earners in this great land of ours and are sick and tired of President Obama publicly excoriating you for not paying what he considers to be your fair share of income tax?

Or?

Are you one of the forty-seven percent of Americans who pay no income tax, yet daily, pay a boat-load of other taxes, and are labeled by Mitt Romney, as irresponsible, worthless, and a moocher looking for nothing other than a government handout?

Well my friends, have I got a Presidential candidate for you to look into and see if he is for you, and that would be…

Former New Mexico Governor, and 2012 Libertarian Candidate for President, the Honorable Gary Johnson.

Gov. Johnson is a no-nonsense, fiscally sound, yet amusing and personable public servant who built his own construction company from nothing, unlike President Obama, who has a career based on social work, and Gov. Romney who has never really built a company, but instead has spent his entire career carving off and selling out at great personal profit, existing companies.

As Governor of New Mexico from 1994-2003, Gov. Johnson became well-known as a tenacious watchdog in all matters fiscal.  He balanced budgets in the Land of Enchantment State several times through weighing cost-benefit analysis rather than singly focused ideology or the typical closed-door promises of self-interested lobbyists.

I am as far as most definitions go, a fairly Liberal guy, however, I have a huge Libertarian streak in me as well, in fact, I have often defined myself politically as a, Liberaltarian.  And here is what I like about some of the policy stances of Gov. Johnson…

*End excessive spending, bloated stimulus programs, unnecessary farm subsidies, and earmarks.

I am not against an interjection of Federal stimuli when needed, but earmarks and antiquated subsidies?  Oh Hell Yes!!

*Enact the Fair Tax to tax expenditures, rather than income, with a 'prebate' to make spending on basic necessities tax free.

I don’t mind a fair and flat, consumer type tax at all, and with his caveat about basic necessities being tax-free, that’s a plus.

*Legalize, tax, and regulate marijuana, rather than wasting money on an expensive and futile prohibition.

I don’t even smoke dope, but therein lies a HUGE cannabis cash cow into the Federal hookah right there.  Right Duuuude?

*Eliminate needless barriers to free trade and make it easier for would-be legal immigrants to apply for work visas.

In this, Gov. Johnson highlights something similar that Americans don’t really hear about.  We allow bright foreign, college age students to come to this country to get a world-class education, and upon graduation, they want to stay here in the U.S. to start a business and we say, “No, I’m sorry, your Visa has expired.  Take yourself, your first-rate Stanford, M.I.T, or Harvard education, and your great ideas back to where you came from.”  Brain Drain!!

Lastly…

*Government should not impose its values upon marriage. It should allow marriage equality, including gay marriage. It should also protect the rights of religious organizations to follow their beliefs.

Gov. Johnson and the Libertarians have my full support on this one.  Gays should be recognized as legally wed couples if they should want to tie the knot, but the government should NOT dictate that churches recognize it as so.  Legally binding marriages, yes.  Church approved marriage?  Eh, that’s up to the particular churches and denominations.

Ha, and you know what the irony of legalized and fully lawful recognition of Gay Marriage is?  Churches everywhere would be accepting it, because there is money to be made on marriages.

Anyway…While I only touched on a few policy views of Gov. Gary Johnson and the Libertarian Party, I like these principles.

There are more than a few of his policies with which I disagree, but eh…He is a nice change of pace, and…I am going to give considerable consideration to him when it comes to my vote on November 6th.

To check out Gov. Johnson’s campaign website and delve further into his stand on many other issues, you can click HERE.

Be involved...Be informed...and most importantly...Be a voter.

Cheers!!
Matt-Man
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What Are We Praying For?

Hola Faithful Ones! I downloaded and read Christopher Hitchens’ last book Mortality over the weekend. In it he talks a lot about prayer. Of course, Hitch focuses mostly on prayer as it applies to people forcing their religion on him and how religion sucks and there is no God. But, prayer is something I've given a lot of thought to over the years and to be honest, I’m still not convinced it does much good.

I went to the Holy Family Shrine in Omaha once. I actually went there to pray for someone. It’s probably the only time I’ve ever done anything like that. I even signed the little book and included who I was praying for and why just in case someone else needed someone to pray for. Then I grabbed some free rosary beads and left. They had white ones and red ones. Not sure why two colors, I was just glad they weren’t red and blue so the congregation could be publicly divided by political preference.

Oh sure, like most things when it comes to religion it does help to make us feel better about people, places and things when we pray. And it makes us feel like we are doing something to help friends and loved ones when we feel like we can do nothing else for them. I guess there’s something to be said for prayer, like religion itself, bringing us comfort.

But, I wonder what we’re all actually praying for? Are we really praying for our friend with cancer, or someone going through a divorce or whatever, or are we just making ourselves feel better? A lot of people pray for “things.” They pray for fame or fortune or to do well on a test or to win a game or whatever. Surely those prayers get met with a “Well, you’ll have to do your part too” at a very minimum or hopefully a “Praying to God for personal gains or wins is a pretty selfish act, don’t you think?”

That would be similar to praying to change things, which seems a bit risky to me. Telling God he got something wrong might not be the best of ideas. “Yo God, it’s not my style to criticize but by the time I hit my mid 40’s I was supposed to be well off and good looking. Instead I’m fat and broke. What’s up with that shit?”

Lots of people also love to ask for prayers. They go on social media and say things like “My son is heading off to college tomorrow, could everyone please pray that he arrives safely and has a great first year.” I can see the “arrives safely part,” but going for the whole “great first year” seems to be asking a bit too much. I think less is probably more when it comes to prayers.

I admit to not being too much into prayer. Oh I’ve done it from time to time but try very hard not to pray for myself. Or if I do I try to point to God that there will be lots of positives for other, more deserving people, should he help me out. Hedging my bets is probably the best way to approach these things.

I’ve also had many people tell me that they were praying for me over the years. I was always appreciative even if I was a bit skeptical. I did ask one person specifically what she was praying for. “For you to see the light and become a Christian so your soul won’t be condemned to eternal damnations, of course!” I thought about telling her that she’s wasting her time because I was already a Christian, but decided not to. I would hate for her to think she’s been wasting quality praying time.

Besides, what if SHE’S the one who gets me into heaven?

Jayman
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@Jayman_IWS

In other news, on Sunday we celebrated PORN on IWS! It was a hilarious show as we talked about old school porn and obtaining porn before the internet. Also, a very special interview with Matt-Man talking about his days in the porn industry. And lots and lots more! Check it out ...

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Mitt Romney 2012 Ha!! But David Limbaugh IS Rush's Brother...

I don’t think you should talk to me that way, but that’s okay.

In fact, I’m not certain that you are my ally, and if you do talk to me that way and don’t apologize for it, Ima gonna kick your ass….or at least hold 2 Billion a year from ya.

Y’know, that is what President Obama kinda said to the Egyptians last week and, yet..?

He is taking heat for it.

And here my friends, is the funny thing…

Not just taking heat for that statement, but taking heat for both “allowing” the Egyptians to raid our embassy, and then, castigating them for perhaps not being one of our staunchest allies.

It’s true and I kid you the fuck not.

Just ask Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and while you are at it, ask David Limbaugh who on Twitter describes himself as a, blah, blah, Conservative, blah, blah, “and brother of radio talk-show host Rush Limbaugh.”

When you have nothing much of importance to say, it always helps to publicly associate yourself with a drug addicted gas bag brother who also has nothing of importance to say such as Rush Limbaugh.

Here’s what I don’t understand…

People like Hannity and the Limbaughs criticize Obama for “apologizing” to a nascent Egyptian government who may or may not be our ally, and then ream Obama for saying they are not our ally, even though Hannity and the Limbaughs never wanted this Arab Spring government to take power because said Egyptian government hates Israel and they themselves don’t consider Egypt to be an ally.

If you are like me, your neck just snapped from all of the double takes, and you said to yourself, “ai yi yi yi yi yi.”, like the Chester Cheetah Cheetos cat.

I talked to a friend of mine Sunday, and while he is a bat shit crazy Independent as I have mentioned on here before, he said to me…

“I’m going to vote for Obama, because the more people like Limbaugh and Hannity talk about Romney, it is obvious that Romney can’t or won’t offer anything to say himself. He’s a product.”

The friend in question is a bane of my existence. I mean, I love the guy, but Lordy, can he be windy on the every other week phone call, however…

I, and Jayman as well, have called Romney an idiot, a moron, pretentious, and more importantly, soulless…however, I think my crazy friend hit the nail on the head today when he referred to Romney as a product.

Mitt Romney is not a leader. He is not Presidential. Hell, he’s not even a real person. Mitt Romney is…

A Product.

Annnnd the best thing is ladies and gentlemen…he’s on sale and he will tell you whatever you want to hear provided the Romney think agent behind him sees you, recognizes your concerns, and tells the Mittster what to say.

But tread carefully my friends. If you meet the lone wolf Romney without his team of thnkers, you may not like him, or? Maybe you will, or? Maybe you’ll hate him, or?

Maybe he’ll eat you and your children, and therein lies the problem…

Exactly what kind of product is Mitt Romney?

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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@mattman_iws

Babe(s) of the Week: The Girls of Glee

IWS is proud to announce that the Girls of Glee are our Babes of the Week!

Lea Michele as the Jewish Princess Rachel Berry …

Dianna Agron as the sweet and cute cheerleader who was also president of the school’s Celibacy Club …

Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez the wise-cracking bad girl …

Heather Morris as Brittany Pierce the “literally insane” and by far most talented of all the girls …

Kate Hudson as … uh … the newest member of the cast whose character’s name I don’t know …

Also, as a bonus, it’s my understanding that Heather Morris and Naya Rivera are lesbians. Or, is it just their characters who are lesbians? Shit, I don’t know or care. All I know is IWS totally supports all lesbians. Especially if they’re this hot…

So there you go! Not only do these lovely and talented ladies have a huge hit TV show, but now they’ve been named IWS’s babes of the week. I’m sure their lives are complete now.



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Matt verbally defrocks, Jay verbally defrocks…You, listen and gawk in awe.

Matt:  Hiya Chuckles; what be the shakes?
Jay:  The shakes?
Matt:  Yeah, the shakes.  The haps?
Jay:  The shakes?  The haps?  Are you inarticulately trying to ask me what is going on?
Matt:  Yes.
Jay:  So…you’re a 47 year old man, stuck in the 70’s, who’s speaking like he’s 12.
Matt:  Whoa, dude…I never knew YOU were a numbers guy too!!
Jay:  Word.

Matt:  So what should we talk about on Sunday’s Sho---Oh hell, I forgot to tell you…
Jay:  What!!?  Tell me what!!?
Matt:  Schmoop is no longer interested in marrying you.
Jay:  What!?  Why the fuck not?

Matt:  She read on Twitter today that you find cottage cheese to be disgusting.
Jay:  It is…It’s gross, it’s worse than mayonnaise, and I fucking hate mayonnaise.
Matt:  She likes mayo and was willing to let you slide on that, but she can’t forgive your disdain for cottage cheese.
Jay:  So…Instead of moving here, marrying me, and forcing me into a lifetime of being told what to do, when to do it, and feeding me shit that involves mayo and cottage cheese, I am once again relegated to the lifestyle of a single man?
Matt:  That’s about the size of it.

Jay:  I…am…crushed.
Matt:  You’ll get over it.
Jay:  I think I just did.  So, Sunday…How about a Porn Show?

Matt:  Haven’t we done one already?
Jay:  You would have thought so, but I checked, and no we haven’t.
Matt:  Wow…that’s weird.
Jay:  I know, right!!

Matt:  Alrighty then, porn it is.
Jay:  We can talk about our favorite stars.
Matt:  What snacks go best with porn.
Jay:  Porn movies we’d like to see be made.
Matt:  Jewish porn.
Jay:  Is there such a thing?  I mean Gold Meir was pretty freaking hot, but did she ever get naked on camera?

(Matt coughed, dropped the phone, and was told by Schmoop to get her a beer)

Matt:  So the Porn Show it is…Ha!!
Jay:  What’s so funny?
Matt:  I can see you titling the show, “Porn Extravaganza”, and BTR censoring the title.
Jay:  Ha!!  They’re pretty fucked up, but they allowed a show to air titled, “Worst Head Ever”, how could they censor a show titled, Porn Extravaganza?
Matt:  Eh, we’ll see.  Oh and dig it…Even though the marriage is off, Schmoop will talk dirty to you on air.
Jay:  If that happens, I have one word for you my friend, “HOT!!”

Matt:  Alright.
Jay:  Aight…I think we are set.

So, join Jayman and Matt-Man Sunday at Noon ET on Blog Talk Radio as they talk porn, live porn, make porn, and talk about Matt-Man’s dirty little secret that was his foray into porn.

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Even MORE People Who Need to STFU!

Holaaaaaaa! Yesterday Matt-Man posted a list of people who need to Shut the Fuck Up! And, while it was a good list, I thought that today I would continue this theme with a list of people I also wish would STFU!

ESPN’s Skip Bayless: Skip is everything that’s wrong with sports, ESPN and America. He’s a rude, arrogant gas bag who pissed away would could have been a highly respected career as a writer to be a carnival barker for ESPN’s First Take. He sits there each morning with that ass-clown Stephen A. Smith and they “argue” about sports. Mostly Skip talks about how Tim Tebow is the best QB in all of football and isn’t being given a fair chance. Ugh!

David Brooks: If you want to know what the truly elite are thinking, just read Brooks’ NYT column. He, even more than Maureen Dowd is the embodiment of the superior class who write only about “big picture issues” and then puts on a tuxedo at 6 pm to attend drinks and dinner with friends. And what does he write about? Mostly things like “we don’t have a leadership problem, we have a follower problem” where he complains that Americans aren’t blindly following their betters enough. Or perhaps he might write about how much harder he has to work than the average American and it would be so nice if blue collar workers would carry their own weight and help out a little. What a puke!

Vegans: Look guys. I have friends who are vegans, but if one more pale, hollow-eyed, bone-thin, looks like death warmed over vegan tells me that I eat “disgusting” things or that I should try tofu hot dogs because they’re sooooo healthy I’m just gonna stomp them into the dirt. Actually, I’ll just give them one poke in the sternum and watch them collapse in pain.

Marathon Runners: Okay, we get it, you run … A LOT. Thanks for updating us every single day how far you ran and in what time. Good for you. You run six to ten miles a day and burn 8,422 calories. You’re thinner than a vegan. You’re soooooooooo fucking healthy. Great, you’re gonna make a really great looking corpse. Congrats.

Piers Morgan: What a pretentious prick this guy is. If the Brits want to get rid of the image that they’re all smarmy, snooty, arrogant pricks, they need to stop sending people like Piers (if that’s his REAL name) over here. Every single thing this guy writes, says or even thinks is all about telling everyone “I’m better than you.” Dude, you couldn’t carry Larry King’s suspenders.

Atheists: Hey, did you guys know that atheists are, just by nature of being atheists, much smarter than the rest of us? Oh they are. If you didn’t know that, just fucking ask one of them and they’ll tell you. In fact, you don’t have to ask, they’ll offer it up anyway. And if they suspect that you are a “believer” they will really turn it on by quoting Penn Teller at you. Why? Because since they’re so much more intelligent than you, they must scream at you and shout you down and bully you until you just give up and walk away.

People who have quit smoking or drinking: I’m proud of you if you have done either of these things. And, quitting smoking is without a doubt the number one thing anyone can do to improve their health immediately. And, by quitting smoking people will suddenly have a lot of extra money each week because cigarettes are expensive as hell. But, do you HAVE to constantly tell me how much better you feel since you stopped drinking and/or smoking? Do you have to start every sentence with “Back when I drank …” Do you have to tell me how much better your dinner tastes and smells EVERY SINGLE DAY? No, no you don’t.

Oh hell, we could probably do this every day for a month! The list goes on and on and on. But, it’s important to keep blog posts short, so I’ll end it here.

Jayman
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@Jayman_IWS 

Shut the Fuck Up!!

Leo Getz: Leo Getz, private investigator. 
Martin Riggs: [into phone with fake accent] Private investigator? Yes, Mr. Getz, I was just wondering if you'd be willing to investigate my privates. 
Leo Getz: Investigate what? 
Martin Riggs: My privates, you stupid shit - Shut the Fuck Up!

--Lethal Weapon 4

“Really?  Seriously?  Shut the Fuck Up!!”

--Matt-Man  periodically 1975-Present

Cheers Bitches!!  Matt-Man here.

Y’know?  In spite of my oft times apparently blunt nature on the venues of various social media sites, I am actually quite the peacekeeper…the diplomat…the one who looks to find common ground between battling parties.

And yet?  I, the Matt-Man, a man who has the wisdom of Solomon and the patience of Job, sometimes has no recourse other than to tell certain people to, Shut the Fuck Up!!

What follows, is a partial list of people whom I wish would, Shut the Fuck Up…

Mitt Romney...

Dude, you believe in nothing.  You have no soul and you used the tragedy of the assassination of an American diplomat in hopes of gaining political favor.  Shut the Fuck Up!!  In fact, just keep sucking Bebe Netanyahu's dick so you will be unable to talk.  Parasite!!

Sean Hannity…

Oh Dear God, you blockheaded, my way or the highway Republican imbecile who would criticize the manner in which President Obama takes a dump if you had knowledge of it.  Shut the Fuck Up!!

The Catholic Church is all up in your ass and you cry when Obama doesn’t want to spend quality time with Israeli Prime Minister Bebe Netanyahu.  Netanyahu is an arrogant thug who wants America to go to war for him.  Shut the fuck up Hannity!!

Bebe Netanyahu…

See above and Shut the Fuck Up, and while you’re at it…since Israel is a successful democracy, fund your own battles against Iran and dirt eating, rock throwing Palestinians, and Shut the Fuck Up!!  Bacon Hater!!

Zealous Palestinian Nationalists…

Quit throwing rocks and firing rockets at Israel, and Shut the Fuck Up!!  One other thing, the use of soap is not offensive to Allah. He told me so.

Libyan and Egyptian Muslim Extremists…

Gee…I’m sorry that some American nut, named Pastor Terry Jones, made a video making fun of Mohammed, but it’s no reason to storm a U.S. Embassy in Egypt, and kill innocent people in Libya.

Discover the joy of eating a BLT, drinking a cold beer, and please, by all means, Shut the Fuck Up!! And do me a another favor as well…

Could you fuckers agree on one way to Anglicize the name Mohammed, or Muhammad, or Muhamma-what the fuck ever?  I thank you in advance.  You fuckers are exhausting.  It’s the Mao Tse-Tung name game all over again!!  And this guy is not gonna stand for it.

Harry Reid…

You are as dry as the Great Salt Lake.  You have nothing to add to the national conversation as to how we can move forward, and yet you keep chiming in, so please…I beg of you Harry, stop it, and Shut the Fuck Up!!

Ed Schultz, Rachel Maddow, and the ever thinning shadow of Keith Olbermann...

Shut the Fuck Up all of you…You are all so damn left-wing biased, it forces me to turn to Fox News and what do I get when I turn there?

Heartache in the form of similarly right-wing folks like Greg Gutfeld, Bill O’Reilly, and Gretchen “I Don’t Know How, But I Actually Did Graduate From Stanford” Carlson.

They all need to Shut the Fuck Up as well.  Horrid people, one and all, and yet you know who does know when to Shut the Fuck Up?

Jay and I...

We did a show yesterday and as things wound down, and we had nothing left to say, we were big enough to say good-bye to all in a timely manner:

And that is why Jay and I, unlike the unwashed and aforementioned masses, are professionals…

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws

More From Jay's Notebook

Holaaaaaaaa! Since the first one was such a smashing success, it’s time again to dig through Jay’s Notebook and see what’s going on in there…

- A recent poll by Tufts University found that white people believe THEY are the primary victims of racial discrimination in America. So, things really haven’t changes since the Civil War, huh?

- For the first time in many years, I’m not playing fantasy football this season. It’s great not having to worry about a league or a team, but I did find myself doing something weird on Sunday. Every time they showed a highlight of a scoring play, I calculated the fantasy point the players got for that play. By Monday night I had stopped doing that though and was just laughing at people tweeting about desperately needing 3 more points from Antonio Gates or Darren McFadden.

- You know ladies I didn’t give ya’ll any shit about Magic Mike. I didn’t mock you for going to see the movie or for fawning all over Channing Tatum or whatever. So, just let me get the DVD of Spring Breakers and watch it in peace, okay? Fair enough?

- Yet another study found that extremely intelligent people stay up later than people with average intelligence. And all this time I just thought I was an insomniac!

- Whoa hey! I almost missed 9/11 completely. I wouldn’t even have known what day it was if it weren’t for all the “I’m a better American than you” posts all over social media. And the obligatory “I can’t believe Barack Obama has never once acknowledged the 9/11 tragedy in four years” bullshit emails from my conservative friends.

- Why is there always a clock next to the scoreboard of tennis matches? The matches aren’t timed or anything like that. Maybe they’re there so a spectator will look at it and say “Whoa! It’s 3:21! Almost time for my 3:30 nachos and beer break!”

- If I were a chick, I would never wear a bra.

- I just want to explain this to a few people out there. God knows if you were searching online for dirty pics or not when you “accidentally” land on one. He also knows if you save that pic or stay on that page for an extended time. Just sayin’.

- Me: So there’s this chick, Fluffilicious, that I’ve known online for like four years, and I just found out she is allergic to lettuce. 
Mom: Really? That’s odd. 
Me: IKR? I’ve never heard of that. 
Mom: Well, I can’t eat lettuce on the salad bar at Western Sizzlin.
Me: Yeah, but that’s just because it gives you the runs! 

- It’s a myth that menstruating women attract bears. Of course it is. Why would fat, hairy gay men be attracted to menstruating women?

- Guy on ESPN Radio: “Every team in the NFL thinks they have a Top 10 quarterback, but how many REALLY do?"
Me yelling at my radio: “PROBABLY TEN OF THEM!” 

- Okay, enough. This has been another thrilling and hilarious edition of Jay’s Notebook. I’ll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitress.

Jayman
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