Hey everyone! Maggie Gyllenhaal here to remind everyone to
listen to IWS Radio this week! As you may know I was recently insulted by a
typical left-wing Hollywood elitist prick. I was told that at 37 I’m too old to
play the lover of a 55 year old man. Very hurtful! After I cried about this for
a while I cheered myself up by listening to IWS Radio. Matt and Jay always put
a smile on my face. Just check out what they’re up to this week ….
It's Memorial Day weekend y'all and it's time to get all
somber and reflect on all those who gave all for this great country. They are
the best America has to offer and IWS Radio truly thanks them for their
sacrifice. Unlike the NFL we don't even have to get paid by the Pentagon
celebrate America's veterans.
Memorial Day is also a great time to get some good deals on
mattresses, sofas, cars, summer clothes and all kinds of other items you didn't
even know you needed. What better way to honor America's fallen soldiers than
by going out and buying stuff probably made in Asia and putting it on your
credit card or financing it? We can't think of any either. That's what America
is all about!
And it's the unofficial kickoff to summer! So get those
grills out and clean 'em up so you can cook your hot dogs, brats and
hamburgers. Matt and Jay might have some grilling tips for patriotic Americans
looking to honor veterans who died in defense of this great country by getting
drunk and chowing down on fatty foods.
Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players
will be here too. No telling what they've been up to this week, but we're sure
it's something brilliant and appropriate for the occasion. Plus we lost David
Letterman this week and Matt and Jay are devastated. They'll talk about their
favorite memories of their friend and colleague and his life. All this plus
YOUR CALLS at 661.244.9852! Do it for America!!!
WOW! What a show that’s gonna be. And the best part is that
age is just a number to Matt and Jay. Everyone is welcome at IWS Radio. That
makes me so happy! So, be sure to tune into “Make it a Memorial Day to Remember”
this Sunday at 12 Noon! See you there!
