Blogmas Day Last: Jayman's Got Big Plans for 2019

Holaaaaaaa and Happy New Year’s Eve y’all! Well, Blogmas is finally over and I must say it’s been a smashing success! We straight up killed it! I’m so proud of the entire IWS Media team for making Blogmas 2018 the greatest Blogmas ever! Give yourselves a round of applause! 

Okay, no now that THAT’S over with, it’s on to Jayman’s New Year’s resolutions for 2019. There’s always room for improvement and I’m going to continue to work on myself in the new to try and be the best me I can be! 

 

1. Be more dramatic on Twitter. Instead of sitting here listening to the loud, angry, sad, depressed voices in my head, I should just Tweet all that shit out, right? I agree!

2. Change my fashion style. I’ve gone with the Modern Homeless look long enough. It’s time to upgrade. I’m thinking of going with Hawaiian shirts. Everyone loves a guy in a Hawaiian shirt.

3. Start a Cooking/Mukbang Show on Youtube titled “JayEatYet?” I think this would be very popular and way better than my other idea of just walking around various places while pontificating on different topics titled “JayWalking.” 

4. Eat more fried potatoes. I don’t think it’s possible to get enough French fries, tator-tots and hash browns in one’s life.

5. Cut back on carbs and eat healthier and eliminate sugar from my diet. Fried potatoes are exempt from this resolution.

6. Become a life coach, inspirational leader or influencer. 

7. Get married. It’s probably past time to settle down.

8. Finally master the accordion OR a foreign language. Doesn’t have to be both.

9. Write a book. Haven’t decided on a topic or anything yet, but I’ll work on it at some point. 

Okay then! Looks like I’m gonna have a busy 2019. What’s important is that most of my resolutions are attainable. That’s what I need to do because I hate feeling like a failure.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand if you don’t want to feel like a failure, you’ll listen to this week’s episode of IWS Radio! We were LIT AF this week looking back on 2018 and making some predictions for 2019 and just engaging in all kinds of hilarious shenanigans! Check it out! 

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Blogmas Day 69: Festivus plus Christmas equals Hilarious

It's time to celebrate on this glorious day of not only Christmas Eve Eve, but it's also, and more importantly, FESTIVUS!! Ho Ho Ho and Hell Yeah!! There will be an airing of grievances, acting out, far too much drinking, good/bad music, and the unwrapping of Christmas packages bursting with hilarity. Really, the only sad part of the show was finding out that Jamie didn't get any Goober in her Tidy Little Box. Poor girl!

So sit back, pop a cold one or eight, and let loose your holiday anxiety as Jay, Matt, and the uber-lovely Jamie Mapleleaf bring some Festivus miracles of merriment to your house. And of course, anyone and everyone can call-in to air their grievances at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Festivus Plus Christmas Equals Hilarious !!

Blagmas Day Uhhhh: Jay's Favorite Christmas Movies

If a guy has favorite Christmas songs then he probably has some favorite Christmas movies too, right? Hell yeah! So, here's Jay's Nine Favorite Christmas movies as of 9:08 pm CT:

Bad Santa

A Christmas Story

Scrooged

Scrooge (The Musical w/ Albert Finney)

The Muppets Christmas Carol

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

White Christmas

Miracle on 34th Street (The Original)

Goodfellas

Wasn't that fun? I love Christmas!

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Blogmas Day 8: Jack Dorsey is an Unoriginal Moron

So, Twitter founder Jack Dorsey decided to go on an epic, once in a lifetime trip for his birthday. He wanted to get away from it all and reconnect with his Chakras ‘n shit without the distractions of the internet or social media or television. So, he went to …

Wait, what? He went to Myanmar? Seriously?

Come on man! A billionaire goes to Myanmar, not to discuss with them maybe ending their little problem of ETHNIC CLEANSING of RohingyaMuslims, and other human rights abuses going on there, but to sit cross-legged in a hut and meditate so he can become more aware of his pain and pleasure and inner self? What. A. Moron.

And, you know what’s worse? As Matt-Man pointed out today, Jack isn’t even being original! He got the whole idea form Mr. Peterman on Seinfeld!

This is the stupidest thing Jack has done since expanding Twitter to 280 characters and proposing getting rid of the “Heart” button. By the way Jack, we’re still waiting for the ability to edit tweets. Just sayin!

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Blogmas Day 1: Santa Brought Us Miley Cyrus

Holaaaaaaaaaaa y’all! Welcome to Blogmas! Yup, that’s right it’s Blogmas and IWS Radio is participating! We’ll be posting SOMETHING here on this blog every single day in December. I have no idea WHAT we will post, but we’ll figure it out. Somedays is might be a hilarious story. Others it might be something really deep and thoughtful. Sometimes it will just be a funny video and maybe every once in a while we’ll take an article written by some self-important political or sports pundit and analyze their analysis or possibly make fun of them. Most likely make fun of them.

Anyway, it’s Blogmas and we’re fully committed. That makes me just a little …

HA! Not really, I just wanted to post a pic of Miley Cyrus’ butt. It’s a nice butt. I’m sure her new song “Nothing Breaks Like a Heart” is wonderful. I haven’t had a chance to listen to it yet though. Maybe I will this weekend. No, lots of football and, of course IWS Radio is happening this weekend. I’ll try to next week. We’ll see. If you’re interested, and I know that you are, you can watch it right here:

Did you enjoy it? I hope so. Miley is a nice girl. I’m sure it’s way better than that silly new song by Ariana Grande.

Damn, I’m coming back with some serious content! This is gonna be fun! Speaking of “coming back” I’m making my triumphant return to IWS Radio this week! Hell yeah! I’ve been on Leave of Absence for, uh, let’s see, ONE WEEK! Whew! I missed everyone! It was okay though because Jamie Mapleleaf stood in for me and she rocked the house! Seriously, check it out:



Jamie and Matt-Man did just fine without me. No problem at all. I wasn’t even needed. Nope. Not. One. Bit. Now, I’m sad. I’ll get over it though cause tomorrow it will be time to get back in the saddle and ride as we join the War on Christmas, which is already in progress! I highly recommend y’all listen!

Anyway, as I was saying, it’s Blogmas and IWS Radio is participating cause that’s the kind of people we are. We like to join fun parties like this. Plus, Blogmas is the most special time of year. I hope everyone else is in the Blogmas spirit. It would be just awful if there was also a War on Blogmas. If there is count us in on that war too. We’re ready to kick some ass!

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