Sunday, December 9, 2018

Blogmas Day 8: Jack Dorsey is an Unoriginal Moron

So, Twitter founder Jack Dorsey decided to go on an epic, once in a lifetime trip for his birthday. He wanted to get away from it all and reconnect with his Chakras ‘n shit without the distractions of the internet or social media or television. So, he went to …

Wait, what? He went to Myanmar? Seriously?

Come on man! A billionaire goes to Myanmar, not to discuss with them maybe ending their little problem of ETHNIC CLEANSING of RohingyaMuslims, and other human rights abuses going on there, but to sit cross-legged in a hut and meditate so he can become more aware of his pain and pleasure and inner self? What. A. Moron.

And, you know what’s worse? As Matt-Man pointed out today, Jack isn’t even being original! He got the whole idea form Mr. Peterman on Seinfeld!

This is the stupidest thing Jack has done since expanding Twitter to 280 characters and proposing getting rid of the “Heart” button. By the way Jack, we’re still waiting for the ability to edit tweets. Just sayin!


sandy said...

ان الرشيد تقدم افضل الخدمات الحديثة التى تعمل على تحسين خدمات نقل العفش المتميز لتسهل على العميل اعمال
نقل عفش الكويت التى يحتاجها ونقدمها باسعار متميزة ومتطورة اتصل بنا الان للحصول على افضل الخدمات لاننا
شركة نقل عفش بالكويت

I'm With Stupid said...

Wow...Leave us your number Sandy!!

Jay said...

Just so you know Sandy. I consider Salman Rushdie to be my mortal enemy. We're on the same side here!