Friday, June 13, 2014

Some Coloradans Are Just Not NIce

Let me ask you all a question.  When you see this woman, what is the first thought that pops into your head?


When I saw a picture of this woman, I thought, “She is digging her Shoney’s.”

But then…

Miss Someone said to the effect, “She is a bib wearing woman who is probably sane and happy.”

When I first saw this picture I went…Eh?  And then when I read Miss Someone’s quote, I said to myself and I acutely and accurately paraphrase here…

“What the hell is wrong with the picture of a chick trying to stay clean?”

And…I asked and commented as to the same on Miss Someone’s FB page stating that I don’t see anything wrong with the chick’s bib look.

Her reply…

“Maybe YOU don’t.”  (Capitalized on Miss Someone's Part.)

This RAGING and rapacious retort came courtesy of some ego-centric chick in Colorado.  COLORADO!! Listen…

If this “hemp-approved” chick wants to give some average woman chick crap about wearing a bib in a restaurant because it’s, “not we do in pot-smoking Colorado” she can go fuck herself, and half of America too can go fuck itself too.

See, honey?  Some of the finest and seemingly well-bred folks have become a caricature of the average American, you included.

While you are a somewhat pleasant looking woman, you are unpleasant in general, and lack the grace to think about others…outside of that, you are fine human being and can delight in the joy of the hemp industry
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And don’t get me wrong…

There are many of you progressives and libertarians out there, that are annoyed by common people who don’t fill your cup of Starbucks lifestyle.  I mean, you love folks who shop at Target, Wal*Mart, and Kroger, but…you just don’t want to be associated with them on a personal level.

Yes…I know that sometimes you go to Target, but when you are done, it was always because of an emergency, and you feel the need to explain your venture to such a pedestrian shopping outlet on Facebook.

That’s fine, but let me tell ya…When you go to Target; Target posts the following on Facebook…

“That condescending, holier-than-thou bitch was here again, and after she made fun of Mabel with her bib on, we charged her triple for her Depends.”

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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4 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

Seriously? This is so lame and childish. You are very much misquoting and characterizing her reply to your initial comment.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...
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I'm With Stupid said...

Jay: My only regret is that I didn't title this post, Rocky Mountain Snide. Cheers Jay!!

Matt

I'm With Stupid said...

Well live life with no regrets! That's what KleeShay Johnson always says.

Jay