Today sitting in for Matt and Jay on the weekly MSJS address, Gov. John Kasich (R-OH) and Gov. Mike Beebe (D-AR)…
John: Hello. Gov. Kasich here. How may I misdirect your call?
Mike: John, it’s Beebe returning your call. What’s up?
John: Oh Hi Mike. We’ve got a problem.
Mike: What’s that?
John: My boy Matt-Man and your boy Jayman, have been stuck at #2 in the BTR ratings for like six weeks.
Mike: Yeah, I noticed that. And the dude who has been #1 really sucks.
John: Yeah, I like the fact that the numero uno dude is a Barack basher, but maaaaaan…he blows.
Mike: He blows more than the late Marion Berry. Ha!!
John: I don’t get it.
Mike: Never mind.
John: So…um…anyway, I was thinking that you and I should promote our homies and get them back to #1.
Mike: Damn right we should. I was thinking I could hide 50K in the tornado relief allocations.
John: I could easily bury 50K in a bill designed to improve the output of Ohio dairy cows.
Mike: We could buy $100,000 worth of computers and continually download their shows.
John: Just like that rightwing, yet unfunny Mike guy does.
Mike: You mean just like that unfunny Mike guy, allegedly does.
John: Of course!!
Mike and John: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Mike: Now that we have that problem settled, how are things going for ya gubernatorial wise?
John: Oh pretty good, but I’m just not picking up as much high class trim that I thought I would.
Mike: Really? I haven’t had any problems in that area, but most Arkansan governors do pretty well.
John: Damn…What’s your secret down there?
Mike: Well most Arkansas governors are taller than 4’6” tall.
John: Damn…I guess size does matter.
Mike: How’s your re-election coming?
John: I’m running against some dude that no one knows. I’ll get at least 55% of the vote.
Mike: That’s because you are so damn close to the people.
John: I do like to “get down with the masses.”
Mike: No, I meant that at 4’6”, you literally are closer to them.
John: Ha…I know you kid because you love.
Mike: I do. And I love our Jay, Matt, and IWS Radio.
John: Dang right, and we need people to listen and call-in to their Mother’s Day show.
Mike: If people don’t listen and call-in to IWS Radio this Sunday, they hate their mothers and America.
John: Godless heathens.
Mike: America Haters.
John: So, you gonna be listening to them Sunday?
Mike: Oh hell no. I’ll let our computer banks do the listening.
John: Me too. I’ll be busy doing stretching exercises.
Mike: Good call. Good talking to you again John.
John: You too, Mike.
Mike: Let’s get these boys back to #1.
John: Dang right.
Mike and John: C’mon folks…Our boys are funnier and they are honoring all mothers this Mother’s Day click right HERE and listen to IWS Radio LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.
John: Hello. Gov. Kasich here. How may I misdirect your call?Mike: John, it’s Beebe returning your call. What’s up?
John: Oh Hi Mike. We’ve got a problem.
Mike: What’s that?
John: My boy Matt-Man and your boy Jayman, have been stuck at #2 in the BTR ratings for like six weeks.
Mike: Yeah, I noticed that. And the dude who has been #1 really sucks.
John: Yeah, I like the fact that the numero uno dude is a Barack basher, but maaaaaan…he blows.
Mike: He blows more than the late Marion Berry. Ha!!
John: I don’t get it.
Mike: Never mind.
John: So…um…anyway, I was thinking that you and I should promote our homies and get them back to #1.
Mike: Damn right we should. I was thinking I could hide 50K in the tornado relief allocations.
John: I could easily bury 50K in a bill designed to improve the output of Ohio dairy cows.
Mike: We could buy $100,000 worth of computers and continually download their shows.
John: Just like that rightwing, yet unfunny Mike guy does.
Mike: You mean just like that unfunny Mike guy, allegedly does.
John: Of course!!
Mike and John: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Mike: Now that we have that problem settled, how are things going for ya gubernatorial wise?
John: Oh pretty good, but I’m just not picking up as much high class trim that I thought I would.
Mike: Really? I haven’t had any problems in that area, but most Arkansan governors do pretty well.
John: Damn…What’s your secret down there?
Mike: Well most Arkansas governors are taller than 4’6” tall.
John: Damn…I guess size does matter.
Mike: How’s your re-election coming?
John: I’m running against some dude that no one knows. I’ll get at least 55% of the vote.
Mike: That’s because you are so damn close to the people.
John: I do like to “get down with the masses.”
Mike: No, I meant that at 4’6”, you literally are closer to them.
John: Ha…I know you kid because you love.
Mike: I do. And I love our Jay, Matt, and IWS Radio.
John: Dang right, and we need people to listen and call-in to their Mother’s Day show.
Mike: If people don’t listen and call-in to IWS Radio this Sunday, they hate their mothers and America.
John: Godless heathens.
Mike: America Haters.
John: So, you gonna be listening to them Sunday?
Mike: Oh hell no. I’ll let our computer banks do the listening.
John: Me too. I’ll be busy doing stretching exercises.
Mike: Good call. Good talking to you again John.
John: You too, Mike.
Mike: Let’s get these boys back to #1.
John: Dang right.
Mike and John: C’mon folks…Our boys are funnier and they are honoring all mothers this Mother’s Day click right HERE and listen to IWS Radio LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.
2 comments:
With bipartisan support from Kasich and Beebe we should be headed straight to the top this week! Woo-Hooooooo!
Jay
Jayman: When the Natural State and the Buckeye State get together we become the Bucktural State. What? Cheers Jayman!!
Matt
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