Matt pale…Jay pale…You, koute.
Matt: Hellro?
Jay: Hellooooooo?
Matt and Jay: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Matt: How the hell are ya?
Jay: Oh fine. I actually slept through the night last night.
Matt: That’s good. You still sound plugged up n’shit.
Jay: I’ll muddle through. I’m a trooper.
Matt: Indeed you are. How’s the ear, van Gogh?
Jay: Better…it only feels like there is a needle in it, once in awhile.
Matt: So what topic should we bastardize on the show this Sund---
Jay: Oh no way…
Matt: What?
Jay: Geraldo Rivera just said that Trayvon Martin’s wearing of the hoodie was just as responsible for his death as George Zimmerman was.
Matt: Ha. Funny.
Jay: No, he really did.
Matt: What the fuck? Oh dear God, Rivera is a moron, and in this case, a douchebag as well.
Jay: Following that logic, the scorn and ridicule cast upon Rick Santorum is due to him wearing sweater vests.
Matt: Well…It is, partially.
Jay: Okay, bad analogy.
Matt: So what we be talking about this Sunday?
Jay: Well I have several ideas…most of them infantile.
Matt: Those are the best ones.
Jay: We can do the Asian Celebration Show…The Hangover Show which we have talked about, or…
Matt: You sound excited; lay it on me.
Jay: We could do…are you sitting down?
Matt: No, but go ahead.
Jay: The Hunger Games Show!!
Matt: Holy Crap!! You are a fricking marketing genius.
Jay: I KNOW, Right!?
Matt: We could talk about the foods and…
Jay: And other stuff we hunger for.
Matt: Mmmmmmm…like Tyra Banks.
Jay: And Tammmmmmra
Matt: And an obscenely large pizza fully loaded.
Jay: That’s HOT!!
Matt: We’ll take your idea, let our show hits coattail on the movie, and talk about what we hunger for in life.
Jay: Sometimes I hunger for myself when I am this brilliant.
Matt: We all hunger for you.
Jay: As I sensed some sarcasm in that reply, we should end our show prep, sine die.
Matt: Otay, but make sure you wish your Mom a Happy Birthday for me on Saturday.
Jay: Alright.
Matt: I’m going to send her a heartfelt birthday wish via e-mail tomorrow as well.
Jay: You sick fuck.
Matt: What?
Jay: You will refrain from being gross and creepy, right?
Matt: Jay, it’s me, Matt-Man…c’mon.
Jay: Uh-huh. Later dude…time to watch Alex Wagner’s eyebrows.
Matt: Okay Hot Shot.
Jay: “click, click, click”
Make sure you catch Jayman and Matt-Man Sunday at Noon ET on Blog Talk Radio, as they discuss The Hunger Games. To listen live, click HERE, and as always, share your hunger pangs with them, by calling in at 661.244.9852.
Matt: Hellro?
Jay: Hellooooooo?
Matt and Jay: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Matt: How the hell are ya?
Jay: Oh fine. I actually slept through the night last night.
Matt: That’s good. You still sound plugged up n’shit.
Jay: I’ll muddle through. I’m a trooper.
Matt: Indeed you are. How’s the ear, van Gogh?
Jay: Better…it only feels like there is a needle in it, once in awhile.
Matt: So what topic should we bastardize on the show this Sund---
Jay: Oh no way…
Matt: What?
Jay: Geraldo Rivera just said that Trayvon Martin’s wearing of the hoodie was just as responsible for his death as George Zimmerman was.
Matt: Ha. Funny.
Jay: No, he really did.
Matt: What the fuck? Oh dear God, Rivera is a moron, and in this case, a douchebag as well.
Jay: Following that logic, the scorn and ridicule cast upon Rick Santorum is due to him wearing sweater vests.
Matt: Well…It is, partially.
Jay: Okay, bad analogy.Matt: So what we be talking about this Sunday?
Jay: Well I have several ideas…most of them infantile.
Matt: Those are the best ones.
Jay: We can do the Asian Celebration Show…The Hangover Show which we have talked about, or…
Matt: You sound excited; lay it on me.
Jay: We could do…are you sitting down?
Matt: No, but go ahead.
Jay: The Hunger Games Show!!
Matt: Holy Crap!! You are a fricking marketing genius.
Jay: I KNOW, Right!?
Matt: We could talk about the foods and…
Jay: And other stuff we hunger for.
Matt: Mmmmmmm…like Tyra Banks.
Jay: And Tammmmmmra
Matt: And an obscenely large pizza fully loaded.
Jay: That’s HOT!!
Matt: We’ll take your idea, let our show hits coattail on the movie, and talk about what we hunger for in life.
Jay: Sometimes I hunger for myself when I am this brilliant.
Matt: We all hunger for you.
Jay: As I sensed some sarcasm in that reply, we should end our show prep, sine die.
Matt: Otay, but make sure you wish your Mom a Happy Birthday for me on Saturday.
Jay: Alright.
Matt: I’m going to send her a heartfelt birthday wish via e-mail tomorrow as well.
Jay: You sick fuck.
Matt: What?
Matt: Jay, it’s me, Matt-Man…c’mon.
Jay: Uh-huh. Later dude…time to watch Alex Wagner’s eyebrows.
Matt: Okay Hot Shot.
Jay: “click, click, click”
Make sure you catch Jayman and Matt-Man Sunday at Noon ET on Blog Talk Radio, as they discuss The Hunger Games. To listen live, click HERE, and as always, share your hunger pangs with them, by calling in at 661.244.9852.
3 comments:
We have our fingers on the pulse of the pop culture nation.
Jay
Jay: Pffffft...We not only have our fingers on the pulse of pop culture, we strangulate it. Cheers Jayman!!
Matt-Man
Geraldo Rivera likes to be the focus of events that have nothing to do with him, and when he succeeds it always includes people thinking, "Oh. You Again. You haven't died of stupidity yet. That's really something."
Bring on the Hungries!
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