Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Vote NO on Issue 2 in Ohio, 'Cause if you Don't, Gov. Kasich is Going to Sing!!

Today I am discussing Issue 2 which is on the ballot today in Ohio.  A No vote on Issue 2 will repeal Senate Bill 5 which was passed in Ohio recently and severely limits the collective bargaining rights of public employees in Ohio.

I am voting No on Issue 2 and will tell you why, but as a matter of full disclosure, I feel it necessary to tell you that I am a former Ohio public employee and a former staff rep for SEIU.

Anyway…


What follows, is why I think Ohioans should vote No on Issue 2, thus repealing SB 5, and its raping of collective bargaining rights of public employees in Ohio.

Our Governor, John Kasich, the man behind this anti-union bill and proponent of the Issue 2 YES campaign that keeps SB 5 as law, is a MASSIVE dickhead.

Oh sure, you’re saying to yourselves…

“Matt-Man is merely re-living his Union days and thinks Kasich is a MASSIVE dickhead because of his kinship with public employees.”

Not true…

Sure I have historical ties to public employee unions, but I am first and foremost a reporter of the truth and would never call Gov. Kasich a MASSIVE dickhead without confirmation or corroboration, so…

On Twitter Monday night, I asked my friend, cohort, and fellow “man beyond reproach”, Jayman, what HE thought of Gov. Kasich...



Jayman responded, and I quote…

“Kasich is a MASSIVE dickhead who actually has a teeny-weenie wee-wee.”

See? Jayman doesn’t even live in Ohio and he knows of Kasich’s MASSIVE dickheadedness. It’s not just the choir singin’ here folks.

Although, if there was a choir singing, Kasich would probably be in it. I hear he likes show tunes and the such.

I’m not saying he’s gay or anything, but during his 1996 reelection campaign for his congressional seat, his opponent, Cynthia Ruccia implied that he was gay by asking questions as to why Kasich shared his D.C. digs with his well-paid male chief-of staff for several years. Uh-huh…

I am not into tawdry speculation of that nature, but I must tell you, I recently had a dream that John Kasich was having sex with Marcus Bachmann, and….enjoying every minute of it.

In my forty-six years of sleeping, once in awhile my dreams have proven to be true, so…I can’t completely discount the notion that Kasich may be gay, especially since he and his first wife, Mary Lee, divorced “amicably”.

How many non-gay men have an amicable divorce? IKR? And listen…

Not to add grist to the rumor mill, but I heard that the divorce was amicable because after Kasich cried like a little schoolgirl, his soon to be ex wife Mary Lee, relented and let him keep half of her clothes.

And not that this could have anything to do with him being gay, or not, but…he was raised Catholic, and you know what they say…

“Once you go Franciscan, you'll never go straight agin’.”

Although I will say, after his parents were killed in a car crash he turned to evangelical Christianity. I guess he blamed the Pope.


Anyway…

I hope I have shed some light upon why SB 5 is a bad bill and why for the following reasons, it should be repealed by voting No on Issue 2…

John Kasich is a MASSIVE dickhead, who may or may not be gay, and in my dreams has had sex with Michele Bachmann’s husband, all the while hating the Pope.

If that’s not good enough reason to vote No on Issue 2, I don’t know what is. Thank You.

Cheers!!
Matt-Man

neshobadude@yahoo.com
www.twitter.com/#!/MattManIWS

6 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

I think you have made a very convincing argument against Issue 2 and that Kasich is a flaming dickhead. Well done.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Jayman: I'm glad that somebody recognizes that I am not into personal political attacks and rely on a more philosophical and logical approach to the issues that grip our lives. Cheers Jayman!!

Matt-Man

Lisa (Tantra Flower) said...

I just moved here in January and have already realized Kasich is a massive dickhead. In fact, before I moved here, one of my co-workers in Greenville, NC said to me: "you're moving to Ohio? You know they have a real mutherfucker of a governor, right? A real nutjob."

I don't hate many; I hate Kasich.

Anyway, I, along with my son, *will* be voting NO on Issue 2 tomorrow.

I'm With Stupid said...

Lisa: Ha!! Yes, Kasich is the epitome of phallic skull thinking. Glad you are here and here's to the defeat of Issue 2. Cheers Lisa!!

Matt-Man

Mike said...

You've convinced me. I'm coming up tomorrow to vote too. Take your local polling place hostage until I get there.

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: Consider it done. Meet me at the city limits at 0700 and we'll break into the Bd of Elections and fudge an absentee ballot for ya. Cheers Mike!!

Matt-Man