Celebrating Skinny Girls!

Hola Bitches! You know, one of the things that piss me off most in Social Media is how disingenuous people are. People are always pretending to be something they’re not. Like all these guys who are always writing blog posts talking about how much they love “thick” or “curvy” or “voluptuous” women. I say bullshit.

They’re just doing those posts to get women to like them. They know that when they do that, women will flock to them and shower them with praise. Cause women are easy to manipulate like that. But, they don’t mean it. Usually, their version of “curvy” just means some chick with a huge rack, but otherwise pretty skinny. Or a skinny chick with big fake boobs.

God I hate fake boobs. Your boobs are perfect the way they are ladies.

Anyway, the reason this bugs most is because it’s open season on skinny chicks on the internet. You can pretty much say anything you want, no matter how mean or hateful, about skinny chicks and everyone will laugh and pat you on the back for it. But, if you dare call Kim Kardashian “Thunder Thighs” you will be clobbered for your “insensitivity.”

Never mind the fact that skinny girls are way hotter. That doesn’t matter. It’s all about being politically correct. And of course, the leaders of all this hatred towards skinny girls are other women. Man, there is so much woman-on-woman crime happening on the internet! It’s just embarrassing.

And GOD FORBID someone post the pic of a really beautiful Asian lady with a perfect body like Zhang Ziyi! That’s when the claws really come out. “OMG! She’s just gross!” “She has the body of a 12 year old boy!” “She has sharp knees!” “She needs to eat a sandwich!” And so on. Jealousy and racism is an ugly combination.  

See, nobody ever takes skinny girls’ feelings into account. I see all of these “All women are beautiful” posts and comments all the time. But, 90% of those are aimed at making “curvy” women feel better about not being skinny. Whenever I see “I love curvy women” blog posts or pics on Tumblr or whatever, I NEVER see anyone defend the healthy skinny girls. And, that makes me sad. Just because they take care of themselves, doesn’t mean it’s okay to be hateful towards them.

So here’s to the Skinny Girls! The one’s with the small boobs, long legs and round, firm asses! These are girls who aren’t embarrassed to be skinny. They’re proud of their healthy lifestyles. They wear clothes that show off their flat bellies. They proudly go out in public in tight jeans or short shorts. They stand up to the cruel and hateful attacks from society and especially other women.

They say “Here I am world! I’m skinny and proud! And I love myself!”

Jayman
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In other news, Saturday’s show on I’m With Stupid started out with the intention of having a Self-Pity Party. But, circumstances changed and it ended up being most a rather awkward, yet endearing birthday celebration for The Creepy Kid Next Door.

CKND called in, and as a surprise, Matt-Man had arranged to have a beautiful young lady with the voice of an angel also call in so she could sing “Happy Birthday.” It was a very special moment. Even if she is probably STILL shaking her head trying to figure just who the hell we are what that show was all about.

Then her mom called as did Mike AKA: “Mr. Excitement” and we shot the breeze for the rest of the show. So, instead of being depressing, the show will actually put a smile on your face. And when it comes down to it, that’s all we really want to do. Thanks for listening!

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