Sunday, October 23, 2011

Celebrating Skinny Girls!


Hola Bitches! You know, one of the things that piss me off most in Social Media is how disingenuous people are. People are always pretending to be something they’re not. Like all these guys who are always writing blog posts talking about how much they love “thick” or “curvy” or “voluptuous” women. I say bullshit.

They’re just doing those posts to get women to like them. They know that when they do that, women will flock to them and shower them with praise. Cause women are easy to manipulate like that. But, they don’t mean it. Usually, their version of “curvy” just means some chick with a huge rack, but otherwise pretty skinny. Or a skinny chick with big fake boobs.

God I hate fake boobs. Your boobs are perfect the way they are ladies.

Anyway, the reason this bugs most is because it’s open season on skinny chicks on the internet. You can pretty much say anything you want, no matter how mean or hateful, about skinny chicks and everyone will laugh and pat you on the back for it. But, if you dare call Kim Kardashian “Thunder Thighs” you will be clobbered for your “insensitivity.”

Never mind the fact that skinny girls are way hotter. That doesn’t matter. It’s all about being politically correct. And of course, the leaders of all this hatred towards skinny girls are other women. Man, there is so much woman-on-woman crime happening on the internet! It’s just embarrassing.

And GOD FORBID someone post the pic of a really beautiful Asian lady with a perfect body like Zhang Ziyi! That’s when the claws really come out. “OMG! She’s just gross!” “She has the body of a 12 year old boy!” “She has sharp knees!” “She needs to eat a sandwich!” And so on. Jealousy and racism is an ugly combination.  

See, nobody ever takes skinny girls’ feelings into account. I see all of these “All women are beautiful” posts and comments all the time. But, 90% of those are aimed at making “curvy” women feel better about not being skinny. Whenever I see “I love curvy women” blog posts or pics on Tumblr or whatever, I NEVER see anyone defend the healthy skinny girls. And, that makes me sad. Just because they take care of themselves, doesn’t mean it’s okay to be hateful towards them.

So here’s to the Skinny Girls! The one’s with the small boobs, long legs and round, firm asses! These are girls who aren’t embarrassed to be skinny. They’re proud of their healthy lifestyles. They wear clothes that show off their flat bellies. They proudly go out in public in tight jeans or short shorts. They stand up to the cruel and hateful attacks from society and especially other women.

They say “Here I am world! I’m skinny and proud! And I love myself!”
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In other news, Saturday’s show on I’m With Stupid started out with the intention of having a Self-Pity Party. But, circumstances changed and it ended up being most a rather awkward, yet endearing birthday celebration for The Creepy Kid Next Door.

CKND called in, and as a surprise, Matt-Man had arranged to have a beautiful young lady with the voice of an angel also call in so she could sing “Happy Birthday.” It was a very special moment. Even if she is probably STILL shaking her head trying to figure just who the hell we are what that show was all about.

Then her mom called as did Mike AKA: “Mr. Excitement” and we shot the breeze for the rest of the show. So, instead of being depressing, the show will actually put a smile on your face. And when it comes down to it, that’s all we really want to do. Thanks for listening!

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24 comments:

Mike said...

I wouldn't count Zhang Ziyi as skinny. You can't see her ribs and her body looks well toned.

Look at "zhang ziyi" "bikini" in google images.

Dana said...

Skinny girls RAWK! Or something like that ;)

A Beer for the Shower said...

I love a good skinny girl, but only as long as she has some form of boobs or a butt. If not, sorry, I'm not banging something that resembles a 12 year old boy. There's some kind of deep seeded pedophilia there that I don't even want to delve into.

I'm With Stupid said...

There are so damn many skinny chicks I'd like to have sex with, but man...I bruise easily. Cheers Jayman!!

Matt-Man

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: Now you're talking! Zhang is almost chubby! haha

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Dana: I knew you'd agree with me!

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Beer: See, that's just not nice. Making really skinny girls with almost no boobs feel bad about themselves. That's the type of thing I'm trying to end.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Matt: I know you are a delicate flower.

Jay

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

I sure hope this is tongue in cheeck.

Are you talkin' skinny or thin? Demi Moore skinny of recent days where she looks like she is a malnourished skeletal mess? That is attractive to you? Or do you just mean thin women?

ChiChi81 said...

Hmm you want a skinny chick but you don't want to bang a skinny girl cuz you bruise easily. Lol... and you say we women can't make up our minds ;p

Cheers,

Wi
A Single Girl's Musings

I'm With Stupid said...

Margaret: When have you known anything on this blog to be tongue in cheek? We're very serious people here. ;-)

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

ChiChi: Ha! Men are very complicated. That's what makes us so mysterious. ;-)

Jay

jack mehoff said...

sorry jay, gotta disagree - dont get me wrong - i uh celebrate all kinds of sizes and shapes but my preference is that of the Chubby, plus sized variety:

take Ashley Graham for example...
http://madisonplus.com/mp-daily/ashley-graham-goes-naked-for-o-mag/

i would take her over either of the skelatal gals you pictured any day of the week.

but its always a matter of preference, you celebrate the skinny, i celebrate the plus sized

Knight said...

Yeah girls can be bitches. I was super skinny until around 23 and I couldn't help it. Other women were always talking shit about me saying I was anorexic and whatnot. Meanwhile I was eating fast food every day of the week. Skinny/Thin/Skeletal girls need love too.

I'm With Stupid said...

Jack: I celebrate women in general. And the fair and loving treatment of all.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Knight: As always, you understand exactly what I'm saying here. And as always you are sexy as hell doing so. ;-)

Jay

Gnetch said...

Ha! Dude!!! Thank you for this. Dammit! And I agree with Knight. I get rude comments from my coworkers too just because I'm skinny. They keep saying... uh... things! I mean, it's like they keep thinking that I don't eat even though I eat breakfast and lunch with them EVERY. EFFING. TIME (glad I work the night shift now). And when I answer back, they'd think I'm so full of myself. Yeah, we have feelings too!

I'm With Stupid said...

Gnetch: Exactly! And your comment almost brings tears to my eyes. It makes just want to give you a big hug and tell you it will be okay and that I will protect you from the meanies of the world.

Jay

My 2 Pesos said...

Skinny girls are the best! <3

MysteryChick said...

I think whether someone is skinny or not depends on point of view. My heavier friends tell me I'm too skinny and my skinny friends are kind enough to refrain from commenting at all. Maybe I'm a "right in the middle girl". Do we get any love?

I'm With Stupid said...

Pesos: They're some of the best. That's for sure.

Mystery Chick: Right in the middle is just as awesome as the rest. Definitely.

Jay

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