Wednesday, September 14, 2011

What Is SEO? It's Gold...Gold!!

Cheers, Hola, and American Greetings to you all…

As you know, well some of you do, Jayman and I do a Saturday show (which will continue to air live at 6:30 PM EDT), and we also did an unprepped news-related Monday show at 11 AM EDT.

Between those two shows we would have a Wednesday phone call and decide on our topic for Saturday’s show complete with preparation and everything!!

We decided to let you in on our show prep phone calls and that is what we will begin today, Wednesday September 14th, at 11 AM EDT on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio.

You can hear us prepping live for Saturday’s show, AND…

You’ll be surprised at the meticulous fashion with which we go about putting together a quality program at a fair price for you guys.

Aside from the brilliant banter, lively talk, and uproarious recorded bits we put out for each show, there is some science to it as well. It’s called SEO, or for you neophytes, Search Engine Optimization.

After all, you want people to know your show and website exist so they can find you when doing a Google Search.

So Jayman and I try to include labels on our show titles and words in our website posts that draw people in and draw hits from Google. But I digress, or do I? Here’s a typical show prep convo…

Jayman talks about how he really likes eating Delicious Vienna Sausages. I tell him that they are gross and he responds by saying that my entire rolodex of Delicious SPAM Recipes curdle his stomach.

And then, as we both have ESPN on, we notice how HOT and SEXY a NAKED Maria Sharapova is, and our thoughts turn to Hot Russian Brides.

Then we describe how we would get a hot Russian chick drunk. Jay would use Silver Patron Tequila, and I of course would use, Wild Irish Rose distributed by the Centerra Wine Company.

Of course we talk about other hot babes such as Tamron Hall Naked, and Mila Kunis Naked, and sometimes, as we are very close, we speak of the Sex Scenes between Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal.

After that, we are ready and we get to the work at hand and talk about the upcoming show like when we discussed the 2011 NFL Football Schedule, ESPN Fantasy Football, and/or Hot Gay and Lesbian Sex!!

After feeling each other up, we decide on a topic and say to each other, "Good work....another intense prep session complete."

So there you go…a little reminder about the schedule change and format of our show and a lesson in SEO.

It’s not like it’s rocket science. Unless of course, you work for the NASA Mission to Mars!!
Cheers, and join us today at 11 AM EDT on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio,

Matt-Man

11 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

So this post should get like trillions of hits right? If "Maria Sharapova Naked" doesn't bring people in, I don't know what will.

- Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Jay: If Maria Sharapova Naked doesn't bring people in, I give up, and will call it quits. Cheers!!

Matt-Man

MysteryChick said...

I'm impressed! Next time I need to work on SEO I'm getting you guys to do it for me. Although, I wonder if Maria Sharapova Naked will attract our target audience.

I'm With Stupid said...

Chick: Whatever you are working on, just put some pictures of yourself up. That'll bring the audience in. Purrrrrrr. Cheers!!

Matt-Man

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Next you guys need web cams, so you can have those products on the tables in front of you...nothing like good product placement

I'm With Stupid said...

Vin: Not a bad idea, Vin. Our crack staff is hopping on it as we speak. Cheers!!

Matt-Man

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

I used the term Sophia Vergara and tits and you'd be surprised at the hits i got.

I'm With Stupid said...

Peg: No I wouldn't...I think Jayman has used that one before on his Cynical Bastard site. She is HOT. Cheers Peg!!

Matt-Man

I'm With Stupid said...

MysteryChick: If you got a video of yourself working on some SEO that would bring some hits! ;-)

Vin: We're on radio for a reason dude. ha!

Peg: Sophia Vergara is an unbelievably gorgeous woman. Good call!

- Jay

Mike said...

Jay, sent you a Sophia Vergara picture.

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: The one you sent is so damn bootylicious. Cheers!!

Matt-Man