Matt Said, Jay Said LI

Matt talks shit.  Jay talks shit.  You listen to our shit.

Matt:  Hidy Hoooooo neighborrrrrrrrr!!
Jay:  Could you be any more gay?
Matt:  Funny…That’s what Schmoop is always asking me.
Jay:  Of course she does…great, hot minds like ours think alike.
Matt:  Or something.

Jay:  Hey…Our Sunday show with Stacy killed.  I mean killed. Number 2 bitches!!
Matt:  Yeah it’s sweet, but I’m sure Alan Levy hates that a non-paying show gets that high.
Jay:  BTR should be paying US to be on their network.
Matt:  Oh hell to the yes!!
Jay:  But I tell ya…It’s going to be hard topping the show with Stacy.
Matt:  I know, but…oh wait…
Jay:  What?

Matt:  Did I tell you that Sigourney Weaver came through the Beer Mine yesterday?
Jay:  NO!!  You mean THE Sigourney Weaver?
Matt:  Well, A Sigourney Weaver.
Jay:  Whaaaaaat?
Matt:  Yeah a chick came in to buy a six pack.  She handed me her credit card and the name on her card read, Sigourney Weaver.
Jay:  Ha…Classic!!

Matt:  IKR?  So I said to her, “Your name is not reall…” and before I got it all out, she said, “Yes…yes it is.”
Jay:  Ha.  That’s too funny.  Was she hot?
Matt:  Oh hell yes.  Mid to late 20’s, very nice, and I had a thought.
Jay:  I know what it was.
Matt:  Ha…Tell me what you think I thought.
Jay:  We could have her on the show and announce that we are going to be interviewing Sigourney Weaver and we wouldn’t be lying!!
Matt:  Exactly!!
Matt and Jay:  Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Jay:  But before we have Sigourney on, we have to get through a big show with our upcoming guest this Sunday.
Matt:  I know.  The uber-hot and sometimes wonderful, Schmoooooooop!!
Jay:  Man, she has done it all.  The voice for the IWS Radio show opening.  A bit player for IWS Media Group.  Best friends with Kim Fragile.  Puts up with your ass seven days a week.  She’s very accomplished.
Matt:  She’s a lunatic.
Jay:  That’s part of what makes her hot.  She’s crazy and hot like Michele Bachmann, only sane and likeable.
Matt:  True Dat.

Jay:  We will of course have to ask her why we titled the show, Cussin’ the Lettuce with Schmoop.
Matt:  Of course and a host of other things.  This may be the fastest 45 minutes in radio history because there’s so much.
Jay:  We can only do our best.
Matt:  And as always, or as most of time, we will.
Jay:  I think we’re ready.
Matt:  I think we are.  See ya on the radio Sunday at Noon ET, my friend.

Jay:  Okay and dig it...in order to get really psyched for the show, Ima gonna oil myself up to pics of Schmoop prior to going on air.
Matt:  You are so damn devoted to your craft.

So there you have it folks…

This Sunday at Noon ET on IWS Radio, Jay and Matt will have multi-talented, uber hot, and a best friend to both IWS and the boys, Schmoop, on the air for the entire forty-five minutes.

You can join the fun, frivolity, and what assuredly will be, dirty talk LIVE Sunday at Noon ET, by clicking HERE.

Jay's Random Notebook

Hola y’all! The other day I had to go to Walmart and when I walked in I saw they had all the Back to School shit on display up front. It immediately hit me that I needed to get a notebook and keep it with me at all times to write shit down in. I’ve talked about doing this before because I never remember anything I think of or something inspired by talking to friends or conversations or whatever, but have never actually done it. So, when I saw all the notebooks and pens on sale, I figured it was a sign from God.

The notebook only cost .97 cents. Regular price was $1.12, so not only did I get a notebook, but I now have the .15 cents to cover the ObamaCare increase in the price of a Papa John’s Pizza. I love it when everything works out perfectly like that.

Anyway, my plan is to keep the notebook with me and write shit down and hopefully generate a little more material for the blog and I’m With Stupid Podcast. In fact, I’ve already written down a few random thoughts to share with y’all here…

- A lot of people criticize the Olympics, but there are a lot of events where women compete while not wearing any pants.

- I think a lot of people are dismissive of Vienna Sausages just because they come in a can. But, caviar comes in a can to. Where’s the irrational canned caviar hate?

- I refilled the minutes on my old school Pay-As-You-Go cell phone. Now I can look forward to another 60 days of no calls or texts.

- Four years ago, General Wesley Clark was still thought of as a serious contender for the Vice Presidential slot if Hillary Clinton had won the democratic nomination. Now, he’s hosting another stupid reality show. Man, when you fall in America, you fall hard.

- Speaking of the show “Stars Earn Stripes” there’s no way I’m watching that show unless they promise me that some of the people on that show really will be killed. Otherwise it’s the same empty promises we get from soap operas.

-  If I could create magical spells I wouldn’t do anything else, EVER. That’s all I would do all day long. No blogging, podcasting, Twittering or anything else. I would just sit there and cast spells on people and things and especially on cats. Man, casting spells on cats would be so much fucking fun.

- One of the inspirational quotes I see posted on social media sites often is “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” Every time I see that quote I want to add “But sometimes you have to beg.”

Okay, that’s enough of my randomness for today, we’ll do this again some other time. Maybe.

Jayman
Jayman3768@gmail.com
@Jayman_IWS

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Speaking of random, we had THE Random Cool Chick, Stacy Swenson Johnson from the blog Stacy Uncorked on the IWS podcast Sunday and she was freaking AWESOME!

- Stacy told us about her miracle baby (no, she really IS a miracle baby) Princess Nagger, and about going through the process of adopting Little Dude.

- Then we talked about her attending BlogHer and while she didn’t really dish much dirt on anyone, she did tell us about the person who tried to force a pretty famous blogger who doesn’t drink to take a bottle of homemade wine.

- Speaking of homemade wine, Stacy talked about getting into that and even marketing her own Princess Nagger Wines.

- And so, so much more! It was 45 minutes of non-stop inspiring and fun action. Totally check this one out!

Listen to internet radio with Im With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio

IWS Babe of the Week...Let's Uncork Stacy!!

Sometimes a Sunday goes well with kicking back, relaxing, and enjoying a tall glass, or...an entire box of wine.

And along those lines, here are some saucy chicks who have a lovely bouquet, a nice finish, and know that a good wine can also be medicinal...

Just a lovely woman, trying to ease the pain of her strep throat...

Another lovely lady, trying to ease the pain of her shingles...

This chick..?  Nothing wrong with her; she's just hangin' out and continuing to enjoy her mellow...

This chick of course, is using wine to relieve her gout...

And then, there is this hot chick...

She not only enjoys drinking wine...she makes it herself, and will be our guest on the IWS Radio Show today LIVE at NOON ET.

Her name is Stacy Swenson Johnson of Stacy Uncorked fame, and we will chat with her live today at Noon ET on our Blog Talk Radio Show which you can listen to LIVE by clicking HERE.

She's a mom, a talented writer, a maker of wine, and so much more; so join Jay and Matt along with their special guest, the uber-lovely Stacy, LIVE at NOON ET today, on IWS Radio!!

Matt Said, Jay Said L

Matt talkshizzles, Jay talkshizzles, You lishizzle.

Matt: You must answer a trivia question to continue past this point.
Jay: Uh, yeah okay, whatever.
Matt: Who recorded the first ever podcast back in 1127 BC?
Jay: Larry King
Matt: Damn … You got it right.
Jay: I’m good at trivia.
Matt: You watch too much Jeopardy!
Jay: And “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?”
Matt: You need new hobbies.

Jay: Dude, I’m being followed by Milana May on Twitter.
Matt: She’s hot!
Jay: And a budding pop star.
Matt: Oh yeah. She’s pretty popular.
Jay: We should have her on the show sometime.
Matt: Hell yeah. Wait, we won’t be encroaching on Vinny’s territory will we?
Jay: Oh no. He’s all about the blues, not pop.
Matt: Okay, I don’t want to start a war.
Jay: It’ll be fine. He won’t mind.
Matt: Yeah, that’s true.
Jay: Unless we CRUSH him in the ratings!
Matt: Like we did Mike B?
Jay: That was sad. He up and unfollowed me.
Matt: What the hell?
Jay: Couldn’t handle getting his ass kicked in the ratings.
Matt: Some people are so small.
Jay: Totally, and I followed him first. I tried to be his friend.
Matt: And try is all you can do.

Jay: Speaking of big names, we have a HUGE show this week, right?
Matt: Damn right … Hold on, let me do this ….

IWS World Media Entertainment Division is proud to announce that Stacy Swenson Johnson of the uber popular blog Stacy Uncorked will be Matt-Man’s and Jayman’s special guest on I’m With Stupid’s live podcast this Sunday, August 12, 2012 at 12 NOON ET!! A native of the Pacific Northwest, Stacy spent 20 years in Corporate America before leaving the rat race and moving to rural Pennsylvania to be a stay at home mom to her miracle baby Princess Nagger and her adopted son Little Dude.

Stacy is a super creative type who started her own home business doing web design for select clients as well as Custom Gift Basket business. She is also passionate about making her own wine at home and has won a silver medal in 2011 and gold in 2012 at Winemaker Magazine’s International Winemakers’ Competition.

Stacy will be hanging out with us to talk about all these things and BlogHer! Stacy attended this year’s blogging conference for women and effeminate men in NYC and had a blast. She will come on IWS and dish some of the BlogHer dirt, which you definitely don’t want to miss! Stacy has an awesome quirky sense of humor so this show promises to be a great one!

Jay: Damn, that was pretty impressive.
Matt: Eh, not bad considering I just winged it.
Jay: Stacy sounds pretty damn cool.
Matt: And random.
Jay: This might be our best show ever.
Matt: I think it will be.

So there you go y’all! Be sure to join us Sunday at 12 Noon ET as we hang out with Stacy Swenson Johnson on I’m With Stupid. It’s gonna be a fun time!