Matt Said, Jay Said LI

Matt talks shit.  Jay talks shit.  You listen to our shit.

Matt:  Hidy Hoooooo neighborrrrrrrrr!!
Jay:  Could you be any more gay?
Matt:  Funny…That’s what Schmoop is always asking me.
Jay:  Of course she does…great, hot minds like ours think alike.
Matt:  Or something.

Jay:  Hey…Our Sunday show with Stacy killed.  I mean killed. Number 2 bitches!!
Matt:  Yeah it’s sweet, but I’m sure Alan Levy hates that a non-paying show gets that high.
Jay:  BTR should be paying US to be on their network.
Matt:  Oh hell to the yes!!
Jay:  But I tell ya…It’s going to be hard topping the show with Stacy.
Matt:  I know, but…oh wait…
Jay:  What?

Matt:  Did I tell you that Sigourney Weaver came through the Beer Mine yesterday?
Jay:  NO!!  You mean THE Sigourney Weaver?
Matt:  Well, A Sigourney Weaver.
Jay:  Whaaaaaat?
Matt:  Yeah a chick came in to buy a six pack.  She handed me her credit card and the name on her card read, Sigourney Weaver.
Jay:  Ha…Classic!!

Matt:  IKR?  So I said to her, “Your name is not reall…” and before I got it all out, she said, “Yes…yes it is.”
Jay:  Ha.  That’s too funny.  Was she hot?
Matt:  Oh hell yes.  Mid to late 20’s, very nice, and I had a thought.
Jay:  I know what it was.
Matt:  Ha…Tell me what you think I thought.
Jay:  We could have her on the show and announce that we are going to be interviewing Sigourney Weaver and we wouldn’t be lying!!
Matt:  Exactly!!
Matt and Jay:  Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Jay:  But before we have Sigourney on, we have to get through a big show with our upcoming guest this Sunday.
Matt:  I know.  The uber-hot and sometimes wonderful, Schmoooooooop!!
Jay:  Man, she has done it all.  The voice for the IWS Radio show opening.  A bit player for IWS Media Group.  Best friends with Kim Fragile.  Puts up with your ass seven days a week.  She’s very accomplished.
Matt:  She’s a lunatic.
Jay:  That’s part of what makes her hot.  She’s crazy and hot like Michele Bachmann, only sane and likeable.
Matt:  True Dat.

Jay:  We will of course have to ask her why we titled the show, Cussin’ the Lettuce with Schmoop.
Matt:  Of course and a host of other things.  This may be the fastest 45 minutes in radio history because there’s so much.
Jay:  We can only do our best.
Matt:  And as always, or as most of time, we will.
Jay:  I think we’re ready.
Matt:  I think we are.  See ya on the radio Sunday at Noon ET, my friend.

Jay:  Okay and dig it...in order to get really psyched for the show, Ima gonna oil myself up to pics of Schmoop prior to going on air.
Matt:  You are so damn devoted to your craft.

So there you have it folks…

This Sunday at Noon ET on IWS Radio, Jay and Matt will have multi-talented, uber hot, and a best friend to both IWS and the boys, Schmoop, on the air for the entire forty-five minutes.

You can join the fun, frivolity, and what assuredly will be, dirty talk LIVE Sunday at Noon ET, by clicking HERE.

IWS Babe of the Week...Let's Uncork Stacy!!

Sometimes a Sunday goes well with kicking back, relaxing, and enjoying a tall glass, or...an entire box of wine.

And along those lines, here are some saucy chicks who have a lovely bouquet, a nice finish, and know that a good wine can also be medicinal...

Just a lovely woman, trying to ease the pain of her strep throat...

Another lovely lady, trying to ease the pain of her shingles...

This chick..?  Nothing wrong with her; she's just hangin' out and continuing to enjoy her mellow...

This chick of course, is using wine to relieve her gout...

And then, there is this hot chick...

She not only enjoys drinking wine...she makes it herself, and will be our guest on the IWS Radio Show today LIVE at NOON ET.

Her name is Stacy Swenson Johnson of Stacy Uncorked fame, and we will chat with her live today at Noon ET on our Blog Talk Radio Show which you can listen to LIVE by clicking HERE.

She's a mom, a talented writer, a maker of wine, and so much more; so join Jay and Matt along with their special guest, the uber-lovely Stacy, LIVE at NOON ET today, on IWS Radio!!

Matt Said, Jay Said L

Matt talkshizzles, Jay talkshizzles, You lishizzle.

Matt: You must answer a trivia question to continue past this point.
Jay: Uh, yeah okay, whatever.
Matt: Who recorded the first ever podcast back in 1127 BC?
Jay: Larry King
Matt: Damn … You got it right.
Jay: I’m good at trivia.
Matt: You watch too much Jeopardy!
Jay: And “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?”
Matt: You need new hobbies.

Jay: Dude, I’m being followed by Milana May on Twitter.
Matt: She’s hot!
Jay: And a budding pop star.
Matt: Oh yeah. She’s pretty popular.
Jay: We should have her on the show sometime.
Matt: Hell yeah. Wait, we won’t be encroaching on Vinny’s territory will we?
Jay: Oh no. He’s all about the blues, not pop.
Matt: Okay, I don’t want to start a war.
Jay: It’ll be fine. He won’t mind.
Matt: Yeah, that’s true.
Jay: Unless we CRUSH him in the ratings!
Matt: Like we did Mike B?
Jay: That was sad. He up and unfollowed me.
Matt: What the hell?
Jay: Couldn’t handle getting his ass kicked in the ratings.
Matt: Some people are so small.
Jay: Totally, and I followed him first. I tried to be his friend.
Matt: And try is all you can do.

Jay: Speaking of big names, we have a HUGE show this week, right?
Matt: Damn right … Hold on, let me do this ….

IWS World Media Entertainment Division is proud to announce that Stacy Swenson Johnson of the uber popular blog Stacy Uncorked will be Matt-Man’s and Jayman’s special guest on I’m With Stupid’s live podcast this Sunday, August 12, 2012 at 12 NOON ET!! A native of the Pacific Northwest, Stacy spent 20 years in Corporate America before leaving the rat race and moving to rural Pennsylvania to be a stay at home mom to her miracle baby Princess Nagger and her adopted son Little Dude.

Stacy is a super creative type who started her own home business doing web design for select clients as well as Custom Gift Basket business. She is also passionate about making her own wine at home and has won a silver medal in 2011 and gold in 2012 at Winemaker Magazine’s International Winemakers’ Competition.

Stacy will be hanging out with us to talk about all these things and BlogHer! Stacy attended this year’s blogging conference for women and effeminate men in NYC and had a blast. She will come on IWS and dish some of the BlogHer dirt, which you definitely don’t want to miss! Stacy has an awesome quirky sense of humor so this show promises to be a great one!

Jay: Damn, that was pretty impressive.
Matt: Eh, not bad considering I just winged it.
Jay: Stacy sounds pretty damn cool.
Matt: And random.
Jay: This might be our best show ever.
Matt: I think it will be.

So there you go y’all! Be sure to join us Sunday at 12 Noon ET as we hang out with Stacy Swenson Johnson on I’m With Stupid. It’s gonna be a fun time!