What IWS Fans Are Saying

Showing posts with label Bashar Assad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bashar Assad. Show all posts

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Hey Israel? Syria Is YOUR Neighbor and Has a Broken Washing Machine...Why Does America Have to Wash Their Dirty Laundry?

Cheeeeeeeers Chuckleheads and Happy Thursday to you all!!

I have a couple of really concretely solid topics to touch upon, but those are best left to be mediaized on this Sunday’s next, sure to be #1 IWS Radio show, so?

I am going to down a 211 and just let my thoughts flow on here today.  Mmmmm’kay?

Dateline…Matt-Man’s head…

You know what would we be cool…If instead of degrading Syrian President Bashar al-Assad’s chemical weapons with missiles, we instead, gassed the entire country of Syria, but instead of using serin or mustard gas, we used laughing gas!!

That would be fucking hilarious.  A bunch of punch drunk extremists with guns walking around feeding each other falafels all the while tea is pouring out the side of their mouths like they’re doped up on Novocain. Ha!!

And what’s up with Israel?  Everyone is worried about what will happen to Israel over this crisis.  The only ones not worried about the Syrian Civil War are the Israelis and their 2 Billion Dollars a year from the U.S.

Listen Israel…We give you 2 Bil a year to help arm yourselves and Syria is on your border, so could we see a little action out of you?  I know you are busy building tin shack “settlements”, but really?

If Moses were alive today, he with his Rod of God in hand, would walk straight over to Damascus turn their rivers and their streets red with blood, and then return to Tel Aviv and rain toads down upon you, the Israelites, for being such pussies.

Seriously…Netanyahu and all of you serve who in the Israeli legislative body of the Knish?  You need to ask yourselves, What Would Moses Do?

In fact, and now I am getting a little steamed…it’s as if the State of Israel expects us, the United States of America to protect her.  It’s as if  we Americans are the savior of the State of Israel.  Hmmmmmmm?

The last time there was a savior walking around in the land of Israel, the Jews preferred some dude named Barabbas, and helped to kill the Holy Baby Jesus.

So boys and goils…enjoy your Rosh Hashanah, and delight in the fact that you will surely nail your America savior and benefactor to the cross in the near future.

I hurt my knee today.  I knocked it into a twelve pack of Dr. Pepper…Did Israel care?  Hell No!!  They didn’t even send me any chicken soup with matzo balls.  It’s such a one way relationship.

Ha…you know what?

My Stream of Consciousness thing actually turned out to be focused, and really?  Here’s the thing…

I am not pro-war…I am very anti-war, but y’know?

I get tired of hearing about how a solution and pathway to peace may be possible in the Middle East.

It never will.  There are far too many zealots with far too many strident and monocular ideologies involved.

Perhaps if we attack Syria, which I agree with, that may trigger an expansion of the conflict that sets the region on fire.  I feel bad about that, but then I think…

Eh…so what, because as much as I hate death and destruction, it is an inevitability, because the unholy trinity of radical acolytes of Muslims, Jews, and Christians want it.

To people like that, it’s just a matter of how and when.

And sadly, upstairs in the supernatural open bar of heaven, God, Allah, Buddha, or whatever one prefers to refer to Him as, are sipping on a bottle of Jack and saying…

“Maybe there is another planet we could try this life thing on, ‘cause it ain't working here.”

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws
My Facebook Page

Sunday, September 1, 2013

IWS Person of the Week...Bashar Assad, A Misunderstood Tyrant

It's Labor Day Weekend in America and we need to ask...Would you like a little Mustard Gas on your Hot Dog?

The much  maligned President of Syria, one Bashar al-Assad has been and continues to be portrayed as an evil human being.

We would like you to consider these photos of the amicable and affable Mr. Assad.

Bashar is a friend to all...Here he is, welcoming a a travel weary foreign guest to his warm and peaceful country... 


President Bashar in addition to being a fun-loving host to those who reside and visit his country, he is also an intelligent man who is always making good points.  Sometimes, two at a time!!



Of course his good-nature can at times, be tested by his lavishly spending, lifestyles of the rich and famous, mocking his manhood, bitch of a wife, Asma.



And that my friends, is why the go along, get along kinda guy President Bashar typically is, sometimes gets a little pissed and looks like this...


Don't blame Bashar for murdering Syrian men, women, and children...blame it on his bitch of a wife who is constantly saying to him...

"If you truly loved me, you'd gas some poor folks."

Poor President Assad our IWS Person of the Week; he's not a tyrant..he's merely obliging the following maxim:

Happy Wife, Happy Life.

Anyhoo...We know that the Assads will be listening to IWS Radio from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio today.

Jay and Matt have a HUGE show scheduled as they Kick-Off Season 4 of IWS Radio.

They'll be talking, a look ahead, Syria, football, Labor Day, and all the while they and the IWS team will be bringing the funny.

In addition they have a very special guest named Tess, who will be calling about topless equalty. If men can go shirtless, so should the ladies be allowed.

So listen today from Noon-2 PM ET to the IWS Radio Show.  You can catch it all LIVE by clicking HERE!!