Good Morning IWS Radio listeners, or in this case…readers…or whatever.
THE Ohio State University football uber-fan Frank Blatz here, with my take on the tragedy that has befooted itself upon our world in recent days.
Okay…so over in Iraq, I guess there is the group of hooligans called ISIS or ISIL or whatever…I wish they’d make up their mind as to what to be called…I think I’ll just from now on refer to them as Izzle. Anyway…
Seems that Izzle is running roughshod over and through innocent Iraqians and has been and continues to blitz some group called the Yassidians who are looking for a little pass protection from the United States and a group of indigent Iraqians called the Curds.
I don’t understand why people have to hate on others. I mean, maybe I’d know more about this situation and would have a clearer take on what’s going on over there, but the Big 10 Network doesn’t carry a lot of world news.
I do know that an American reporter type guy was beheaded the other day by these Izzle folks. I saw the video. It was nearly as disturbing as when Tim Krumrie of the Cincinnati Bengals broke his leg during Super Bowl XXIII, and it was floppin‘ around like a dead fish on national TV.
I actually was more disturbed by the video of the guy getting his head chopped off because he was a true American, and Tim Krumrie? He played football for the University of Wisconsin. So c'mon…there ya go.
Oh…And what is it about all this shit going on in Ferguson, Mo.? People looting, shooting, fighting, and what not. Have people lost their minds? I know that tragically, an 18 year old black kid got terminally shot by a white cop, but man…Can’t we let the justice system figure this out without burning down the entire community?
You folks in in Missouri need to figure this out pronto because THE Ohio State University football season is but nine days away, and I don’t want any of the games I watch being interrupted by BREAKING NEWS from Ferguson!! If that happens? I may come to Ferguson, Mo. and break a few windows myself, you SEC bastards!!
Finally…Here is without a doubt, the penintimate…um…penticular…wait…biggest tragedy of the day.
THE Ohio State quarterback and assuredly 2014 Heisman winner Braxton Miller, re-injured his shoulder and will be out for his entire senior season. What the Hell!!? Why does God hate THE Ohio State University? IT’S NOT FAIR!! IT’S OUR TURN!! WE ARE THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY!!
How are we to capture the Golden Fleece that is the Big 10 title with a red shirt Freshman named J.T. Barrett at quarterback?
The boy hasn't had taken a college snap and he will be standing behind four new starters on the O-Line. When we go to Michigan State J.T. is going to feel the same way a black dude in Ferguson, Mo. must feel…Like he is looking across the line and eye to eye with a line of angry, grain-fed white guys who want to rip his head off.
Let’s just hope it is quicker and less painful than the decapitation of that reporter type guy who was decapitated by that un-American Michigan State bastard of a basketball coach, Tom Izzle.
For IWS Radio this is Frank Blatz…
Lovin’ the Urban Meyer, and Smellin’ like Woody Hayes…
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THE Ohio State University football uber-fan Frank Blatz here, with my take on the tragedy that has befooted itself upon our world in recent days.Okay…so over in Iraq, I guess there is the group of hooligans called ISIS or ISIL or whatever…I wish they’d make up their mind as to what to be called…I think I’ll just from now on refer to them as Izzle. Anyway…
Seems that Izzle is running roughshod over and through innocent Iraqians and has been and continues to blitz some group called the Yassidians who are looking for a little pass protection from the United States and a group of indigent Iraqians called the Curds.
I don’t understand why people have to hate on others. I mean, maybe I’d know more about this situation and would have a clearer take on what’s going on over there, but the Big 10 Network doesn’t carry a lot of world news.
I do know that an American reporter type guy was beheaded the other day by these Izzle folks. I saw the video. It was nearly as disturbing as when Tim Krumrie of the Cincinnati Bengals broke his leg during Super Bowl XXIII, and it was floppin‘ around like a dead fish on national TV.
I actually was more disturbed by the video of the guy getting his head chopped off because he was a true American, and Tim Krumrie? He played football for the University of Wisconsin. So c'mon…there ya go.
Oh…And what is it about all this shit going on in Ferguson, Mo.? People looting, shooting, fighting, and what not. Have people lost their minds? I know that tragically, an 18 year old black kid got terminally shot by a white cop, but man…Can’t we let the justice system figure this out without burning down the entire community?
You folks in in Missouri need to figure this out pronto because THE Ohio State University football season is but nine days away, and I don’t want any of the games I watch being interrupted by BREAKING NEWS from Ferguson!! If that happens? I may come to Ferguson, Mo. and break a few windows myself, you SEC bastards!!
Finally…Here is without a doubt, the penintimate…um…penticular…wait…biggest tragedy of the day.
THE Ohio State quarterback and assuredly 2014 Heisman winner Braxton Miller, re-injured his shoulder and will be out for his entire senior season. What the Hell!!? Why does God hate THE Ohio State University? IT’S NOT FAIR!! IT’S OUR TURN!! WE ARE THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY!!
How are we to capture the Golden Fleece that is the Big 10 title with a red shirt Freshman named J.T. Barrett at quarterback?The boy hasn't had taken a college snap and he will be standing behind four new starters on the O-Line. When we go to Michigan State J.T. is going to feel the same way a black dude in Ferguson, Mo. must feel…Like he is looking across the line and eye to eye with a line of angry, grain-fed white guys who want to rip his head off.
Let’s just hope it is quicker and less painful than the decapitation of that reporter type guy who was decapitated by that un-American Michigan State bastard of a basketball coach, Tom Izzle.
For IWS Radio this is Frank Blatz…
Lovin’ the Urban Meyer, and Smellin’ like Woody Hayes…
mattmaniws@ymail.com
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4 comments:
I'm really devastated about Braxton Miller's injury. That was just so awful. Thank God OSU plays the wussiest schedule in America. Brilliant plan by Urban Meyer to set that up!
Jay
Jayman: Urban is always two steps ahead of everyone else. Cheers Jayman!!
Matt
If you come visit me soon I know where there is a very inexpensive motel to stay right now. They may actually pay YOU to stay there.
Mike: Ha...I may take you up on that. Cheers Mike!!
Matt
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