Holaaaaaaaaaa all you deep thinkers! You know, sometimes
there are questions that just don’t have an answer. Here are a few of them that
keep me awake at night ….
What food can NOT be improved by covering it with cheese or
chocolate?
Why does God let bad things like Kim Kardashian happen to
good people like Kanye West?
What ARE we supposed to turn down for?
Who DID let the dogs out?
What the hell is wrong with you people?
Why is it that when I drop my toast or English muffin it
ALWAYS lands butter side down?
Why do so many people post pics of their nasty feet online?
What is at the bottom of the black hole that is Ann
Coulter’s soul?
What if this is as good as it gets?
Is there intelligent life out there? How ‘bout semi-intelligent
life like say “Scott Baoi Just Below Average” intelligence?
If a train leaves Philly at 4:22 am and travels west-southwest
at 49.5 mph and another train leaves Las Cruces, NM at 6:18 am and travels
north-northwest at 81.2 kph at what time will I sit in front of flashing red
lights screaming COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!
Who’s a good dog?
Couldn’t the show “Unsolved Mysteries” just have been called
“Mysteries?”
Why do I forget every clever or funny thing I think of
before I get a chance to write it down?
Can God create a hamburger so big he can’t get it in his
mouth?
What the fuck do people actually see in Julia Roberts?
What is it that Meatloaf won’t do for love?
how YOU doin’?
Who put the ram in rama lama ding dong?
Why do I bother?
5 comments:
Matt-Man: I have no idea, but I don't really blame them. ha
Jay
There's always been on that's really bothered me: When will American TV viewers finally know when to laugh at sitcoms without the benefit of a laugh track?
Who is the person that took a bite out of the top burger bun without leaving teeth marks in the cheese?
Katy Anders: I could speculate that the answer to your unanswerable question is never. There's no way we could actually know that though.
Jay
Mike: Ah-ha! An answerable question. They come that way. The theory is that if you look at a bag of hamburger buns and see someone has taken a bite out of the tops it will make you hungry for hamburger buns and then buy them even if you didn't have them on your list.
Jay
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