What IWS Fans Are Saying

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Matt Said, Jay Said 8002822882

Matt places the football.  Jay kicks the football.  You watch the football split the uprights.

Matt:  Helloooooooo?
Jay:  ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!?
Matt:  Yes, and I won’t have to turn down the sound on the TV this season, because you just shattered my ear drums.
Jay:  Man, bummer.
Matt:  Okay…okay…the hearing is coming back now.
Jay:  Good thing.  Kinda hard to do a radio show if you can’t hear.  Just ask Rush Limbaugh.
Matt:  I know…and unlike gas bag Limbaugh, my temporary hearing loss wasn’t even oxycontin related.

Jay:  Speaking of gas…This Sunday, we should talk about what’s going on and may go on in Syria.
Matt:  Oh I guess so…I mean, since nobody else on Talk Radio, Cable TV, or blogs is covering it.
Jay:  Ha!!  Oh My God!!  Who knew that FOX News and MSNBC had so many damn experts on Syria?
Matt:  It’s as if Sean Hannity and Rachel Maddow grew up together in Damascus, Jayman.
Jay:  Okay, so we can talk about our predictions about where this Syria thing is going to go.

Matt:  Sounds good, and oh, by the way…What was for sup tonight?
Jay:  I went crazy and had McDonald’s tonight.
Matt:  Sweet.  Did you get the #6 meal?  The one with the Double Cheeseburger as usual?
Jay:  Nope.  I was feeling MANLY this evening so I upped my game, and got the Quarter Pounder meal.
Matt:  Holy Cow.  No wonder you are so worked up.
Jay:  I AM FEELING GREAT!!
Matt:  Ouch!! My ears again…Damn!!  Did they put Yelling Salts in your meal?

Jay:  Sorry, but c’mon…This is the perfect time of year to be MANLY.
Matt:  Damn right.  The NFL Season kicks off in earnest this Sunday.
Jay:  YEAH BA----Sorry.  Yeah Baby!!
Matt:  We have to talk some football.
Jay:  Damn straight. I mean, who doesn’t like football?
Matt:  Communists and Euro Trash bitches!!
Jay:  And fuckin’ Mao-Tse-Tounge-Lickers.

Matt:  We can make some predictions for the 2013-14 season, and who will wind up in the Super Bowl.
Jay:  We can talk about some of our favorite and least favorite announcers.
Matt:  Overrated and Underrated players.
Jay:  Things that women should make their men to eat while watching the game.
Matt:  Sweet!!

Jay:  Also, I know that Drew Peacock and Bobby Kraft have something to say, and perhaps Martin will have some meditations as well.

Matt:  Sounds awesome…Slyder Balzcock is going to add his insight, along with musings from Stubby Stonehenge and Paul Piatt, as well.

Jay:  This is gonna be a HUGE SHOW…Sorry.
Matt:  Ouch!! Damn that Quarter Pounder meal…but yes it is.
Jay:  The show is missing only one thing.
Matt:  What’s that?

Jay:  A football field sized chat room full of live listeners…
Matt:  And a Syrian refugee camp sized switchboard full of live callers.
Jay and Matt:  Let’s Doooo Iiiiiiiiit!!

Matt:  So, folks need to listen to IWS Radio LIVE tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.
Jay:  If they do, their children will be spared a gas attack.
Matt:  If they don’t, everyone on their Fantasy Football team will break his leg.
Jay:  Bombs Away and Hike!!

To catch us LIVE this Sunday for our IWS Radio Ground Game and Aerial Attacks show from Noon-2 PM ET, click HERE!! 

9 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

Man, we're gonna kill this Sunday. I mean we're gonna slay 'em! We might even go nuclear!

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Jay: Or...Maybe because that is just what they are expecting...we'll simply onside kick a mere grenade. Cheers!!

Matt

Mike said...

You know what Damascus is? It's just a big GOD DAMN!

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: True, but I hear the weather is awesome this time of year. Cheers Mike!!

Matt

Mike said...

OK here's what I meant. Da mas cus. Cussing at mass. I know, it was a stretch.

jAMiE said...

Looking forward to hearing your spins on Syria and football...okay so not my favourite topics but I have faith in you guys.

USA! USA! USA!

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: Holy Cow Mike...That was a HUGE stretch. Cheers!!

Matt

I'm With Stupid said...

Jamie: We shall do our utmost to put a smile upon your face. Cheers Jaaaaaaamie!!

Matt

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