Cheeeeeeeeers Chuckleheads!!
What a glorious morning it is here in Bagwine, Ohio. Today is going to be sunny with a high of 80. Perhaps the nice weather will lessen the stupid and rude levels when I go to work later.
Lately I have been seriously thinking about quitting smoking. I am tired of listening to my chest sound like a phlegm filled percolator.
I got a nice sleep last night. I think I got around nine hours sleep. That rarely happens.
I don’t even know if I had any dreams. That’s good, because the last dream I had, involved being chased around by a knife wielding midget all the while I was being mocked by a naked Florence Henderson. What the fuck!?
I am enjoying an ice cold Monster Absolute Zero as I type this. Schmoop picked some up 4/$5. What a bargain. That’s some well-priced caffeination right there. Boy Howdy!!
My finger hurts.
I jammed my left pinkie right before our IWS Radio show on the 15th of this month. It still hurts, damn it. I don’t think I broke it, but great googly moogly it’s a wicked pisser…or something.
I have to record a couple of funny bits for Sunday’s show this morning. It’s a good thing that I got up at 7:30 this morning. Oh the pressure of being an international internet radio star. Lesser people would spin out of control if they were in my shoes.
Can you imagine Ted Cruz, Harry Reid, John Boehner, and Nancy Pelosi going out for pizza? They’d be unable to decide on which toppings to get, and just say fuck it and go home hungry.
Write it down folks…October 12th is a Saturday and Ima going to be off ALL day!! That’s right bitches. A day full of nothing but food, beer, and college football. I will feel like a piece of shit come Sunday morning, but by golly…it’s worth it.
Ha. I just heard that O.J. Simpson was caught stealing cookies from the prison commissary. O.J. Simpson: Running Back, Murderer, Cookie Monster. Sounds like a great movie for the Lifetime Network.
Okay…I’m outta here. I need to get recording and on top of that, my pinkie is beginning to hurt again.
Have a great weekend and I’ll see you Sunday on the radio.
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@MattMan_IWS
My Facebook Page
What a glorious morning it is here in Bagwine, Ohio. Today is going to be sunny with a high of 80. Perhaps the nice weather will lessen the stupid and rude levels when I go to work later.Lately I have been seriously thinking about quitting smoking. I am tired of listening to my chest sound like a phlegm filled percolator.
I got a nice sleep last night. I think I got around nine hours sleep. That rarely happens.
I don’t even know if I had any dreams. That’s good, because the last dream I had, involved being chased around by a knife wielding midget all the while I was being mocked by a naked Florence Henderson. What the fuck!?
I am enjoying an ice cold Monster Absolute Zero as I type this. Schmoop picked some up 4/$5. What a bargain. That’s some well-priced caffeination right there. Boy Howdy!!
My finger hurts.
I jammed my left pinkie right before our IWS Radio show on the 15th of this month. It still hurts, damn it. I don’t think I broke it, but great googly moogly it’s a wicked pisser…or something.
I have to record a couple of funny bits for Sunday’s show this morning. It’s a good thing that I got up at 7:30 this morning. Oh the pressure of being an international internet radio star. Lesser people would spin out of control if they were in my shoes.
Can you imagine Ted Cruz, Harry Reid, John Boehner, and Nancy Pelosi going out for pizza? They’d be unable to decide on which toppings to get, and just say fuck it and go home hungry.
Write it down folks…October 12th is a Saturday and Ima going to be off ALL day!! That’s right bitches. A day full of nothing but food, beer, and college football. I will feel like a piece of shit come Sunday morning, but by golly…it’s worth it.
Ha. I just heard that O.J. Simpson was caught stealing cookies from the prison commissary. O.J. Simpson: Running Back, Murderer, Cookie Monster. Sounds like a great movie for the Lifetime Network.
Okay…I’m outta here. I need to get recording and on top of that, my pinkie is beginning to hurt again.
Have a great weekend and I’ll see you Sunday on the radio.
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@MattMan_IWS
My Facebook Page
7 comments:
Ha! I love your musings! Sorry about your finger:(
Beth: They come in handy when I fall asleep at 11 PM the night before. Cheers Schmooooop!!
Matt-Man
Awww, sorry about your finger. Sometimes jamming it can really hurt.
Enjoy your caffeine...I hope it picks you up and keeps you going all day!
Happy you'll be off on the 12th..will be a great day for you, I hope Notre Dame plays that day.
Also heard about OJ Simpson..laughed out loud when you called him a cookie monster.
I've never dreamed about Florence Henderson naked, but Ann B. Davis? Awwwww yeah baby!
Jay
Jamie: Ha...Notre Dame doesn't play that day, which is good. I'd hate to spend my rare Saturday off shouting at the TV. Cheers Jaaaaaaamie!!
Matt-Man
Jayman: Mmmmmmmmmm...Alice wearing nothing but an apron. That's HOT!! Cheers Jayman!!
Matt-Man
I just heard there is going to be a special ice delivery on Saturday that you will have to personally sign for.
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