Hola Foodies! In case you were wondering, I continue to be
obsessed with Food Network and all their celebrity chefs. Many of them do so
many things that drive me crazy, but I’ve complained about that enough. Today I’m
going to do something different. I’m going to rank some of the Food Network
Chefs from WORST to BEST sense of humor*.
We’ll start with the obviously
humorless…
- Rachael Ray: There are people out there who claim that
Rachael is a delightful and funny person. I think they’re lying. She is completely and totally devoid of any sense of humor (or human decency) at all.
- Melissa d’Arabian: In addition to being the biggest fraud
on Food Network, this chick is a completely humorless prig.
- Geoffrey Zakarian: This guy wouldn’t know funny if it
popped him on the nose after pointing to his tie.
- Giada de Laurentiis: She is entirely too shallow, too much
of a snob and takes herself way too seriously to have any real sense of humor.
She might smile real pretty and pretend, but on the inside she’s burning w/
anger over anything that might seem funny to others.
- Tyler Florence: Another one who takes himself a little too
seriously to be able to just kick back and have a few laughs with the boys.
- Bobby Flay: Surprisingly, Bobby does have a bit of sense
of humor. Most of comes from arrogance and his raging ego, but it shows up
sometimes. He is more humble than he used to be though. I’ll admit that.
Guy Fieri: Despite his out of control douche-baggery does
like to have a good time and laugh.
- Jeff Mauro: The Sandwich King seems like a pretty affable
guy who, unlike Tyler Florence, probably can and does sit around and yuk it up.
- Alton Brown: He’s a pretty funny, nerdy guy who seems have
something of a sense of humor.
- Sunny Anderson: Another nice and friendly person who is
probably fairly funny and seems like she’d be cool to hang with.
- Ree Drummond: The Pioneer Woman is hard to figure out, but
I think she’s probably pretty darn funny. She is also welcome to cook the main
course at any big party or function I’m ever attending.
- Ina Garten: This may come as a surprise to you people, but
Ina has an excellent sense of humor. It’s just as awkward as her limited social
skills, but it’s there and it’s golden.
- The Neely’s: Pat and Gina Neely love to eat BBQ, drink
beer, party and laugh. Awesome people!
- Sandra Lee: Anyone who drinks and parties as much as
Sandra is going have a great sense of humor. Just don’t let her make the
Kwanzaa Cake. Or the Hanukkah Cake. Or probably the Christmas Cake. Actually,
just have her bartend.
- Anne Burrell: Maybe a little raunchy for some folks, but
Anne loves to laugh and have a good time.
- Trisha Yearwood: All redneck women are funny as hell and
Trisha is no exception.
- Duff Goldman: A genuinely funny guy and is probably the
most real person of anyone at the Food Network.
*Obviously, if Paula Deen and/or Emeril Lagasse were still at Food Network they would be listed as the two funniest people with the best senses of humor BY FAR!
8 comments:
Rarely do I read a post that only a few lines in am I in complete agreement. It happened during this one. Rachel Ray IS completely devoid of human decency. Cheers Jayman!!
Matt-Man
I think you watch too much Food Network. Who *are* these people??? ;)
I'm with Dana. I think you need a food network intervention.
Matt-Man: I pretty much nailed that one.
Jay
Dana: Nonsense! Food Network is very educational.
Jay
Mike: I only watch FN when House Hunters isn't on during the week. And there's football on the weekends.
Jay
Anne Burrell's hair drives me nuts...but I'm not being catty, honest.
Some of the people I have never heard of...guess we don't have all of them here in Canada, eh!
Jamie: It's the exchange rate. You only get 95% of the Food Network. ha
Jay
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