Cheeeeeeers and Happy Anniversary to two of the greatest people that I have, or ever will know.My mom and dad.
That’s right.
On August 6, 1945...my future mom and dad, got married.
While hundreds of thousands of Japanese were being spontaneously turned into yellowish, irradiated Cream of Corn soup by the inaugural A-Bomb, Jack and Mary Anne Mahoney were whooping it up, and by night fall, were already working on the first of nine beautiful babies.
So, although they both have been half-lifed up to that great, plutonium-type silo in the sky, here’s wishing Jack and Mary Anne a wonderful 68th wedding anniversary!!
Typically, I am not big on anniversaries. I think anniversaries are somewhat silly, because I tend to remember a happy event, or one that causes myself or the collective us to pause in a sad sense throughout the year randomly and spontaneously.
Birthdays, Arbor Day, 4th of July, and the day that Martin Luther King, Jr. was shot, are all observed as anniversaries and/or holidays, and yet…
While I may rejoice, and/or reflect for a moment on said days like those, I really don’t, nor never have observed holidays…until now…
You see?
In addition to today being my mom and dad’s wedding anniversary, August 6, 2013 is the fifth day anniversary of Sean Hannity interviewing, soothing, feeling sorry for, and broadcasting his admiration for, Weinergate temptress Sydney Leathers, during the 4 PM hour of his August 1st edition of his radio show.
I will mark this anniversary down as the one of the greatest moments in comedic history.
It seems as though fate would have it, today it was revealed that one, brow beaten, victimized by Anthony Weiner, Sydney Leathers…is less than intimidated by getting naked for the camera!!
I know!! I was in disbelief myself, right!!?
I was in disbelief for two reasons…First, she seemed like such a stand-up girl who was sadly coerced into having an online love affair with Anthony Weiner, so I wondered…why would she exploit such a sad affair?
Secondly?
Why would any chick with smaller tits than Phil Mickelson and bigger thighs than Tony Siragusa allow herself to be filmed in the buff!?
Uuch!! Makes no sense. No sense at all.
Anyhoo…
Last Thursday, Sean “I’m a Devout Catholic Who Refuses to Wear His Wedding Ring” Hannity had her on his radio show, and he was feigning OUTRAGE by the behavior of Anthony Weiner all the while cooing, cajoling, and sympathizing with the “victim”, one Ms. Leathers.
Ha…Sean is such a dick.
But that’s okay, because a dick such as Sean Hannity interviewing a victimized soft porn star like Sydney Leathers makes perfect sense.
Got to hand it to Hannity…He knows good radio!!
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
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5 comments:
She's actually about to be hardcore porn star Sydney Leathers. She told Howard Stern that she was going to make a porn for Vivid.
But, she's an innocent victim.
Jay
Jayman: I'm sure she was never like this until she was scarred by Weiner. Cheers Jayman!!
Matt-Man
Phone sex for three years? I wonder how many phones he went through.
Mike: I dunno, but I bet those are some damn disgusting phones. And so are the ones Anthony Weiner used. Cheers Mike!!
Matt-Man
You did not see it? I advise that to you... Before to speak about it look at it - http://sydneyleathersvideo.com/
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