Holaaaaaaaaaaa y’all! Over the last few days there has been
a considerable amount of confusion over what IWS World Media has been up to the
last week or so. Well, more than usual. So, I thought I would take a few
minutes here today to clear everything up for you folks. Okay?
First, I want to make sure that everyone knows that
Ryan
Braun’s Matt-Man’s 65 game suspension from Major League Baseball
for using performance enhancing drugs WILL NOT affect his appearance on IWS Radio
or here on the website.
The main reason for this is that IWS doesn’t have any rules
about PED use. Hell, we encourage it. Well, kinda. I mean, whatever makes for a
good show or blog post, right? We’re a results oriented organization.
There has also been some misinformation going around about
the Royal Baby. Yesterday, some outlets reported yesterday that THIS was the
new heir to the British Throne …
Well, it turns out that isn’t him. In fact, the folks down
at Windsor Castle are in damage control mode because when people get a look at
the baby there will be a worldwide scandal …
That’s right folks! Welcome Prince Vladimir! Oh man this is
gonna be fun. I guess during Duchess Kate’s world travels she and Vladimir
Putin’s paths crossed and that smooth sexy bastard did with one shot what
Prince William couldn’t do with 100.
There is rumor out there that is true though. It is true
that IWS World Media is branching out into the publishing world. Yes, we know
that publishing is dying, but we believe there are still niche markets out
there where one can make a living in publishing. Memoirs is one of those areas.
The world’s obsession with celebrities and hot babes means that people WILL buy
their autobiographies and we’re gonna corner that market. We even have one
ready to go already …
That’s right! Supermodel Chrissy Teigen will be our first
book published. Oh sure, she doesn’t really know about this yet, but she will
soon and I’m sure she’ll be VERY excited!
However, it is NOT TRUE that this is MY first book …
I’m hoping to do something a little lighter and a lot less
creepy for my first published work, I just haven’t decided what it might be
yet.
Okay, so I hope this clears things up for y’all and there
won’t be any more confusion.
6 comments:
I had no idea that Viagra was considered a performance enhancing drug by MLB. Who knew? Cheers!!
Matt-Man
Do you have enough material for your book on Chrissy Teigen? Or will I have to let her out of her special room in my basement for a brief interview?
Matt-Man: Luckily, Viagra is on the list of things we ENCOURAGE IWS staff to take!
Jay
Mike: I really hate to take the risk of letting her out of her room, so maybe just a phone interview?
Jay
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