Matt titkellem ... Jay titkellem; inti tisma.
(via Twitter)
Jay: No show prep phone call this week…all of my family is coming in for a big reunion this weekend.
Matt: Uh-huh…Are you sure that’s all that is going on here?
Jay: Yeah, why?
Matt: Perhaps you are really avoiding our weekly call because you are cracking wise with somebody else?
Jay: No. I swear.
Matt: Okay.
Jay: How could I do that to you and your fragile ego?
Matt: Damn right, wait…wh--
Jay: Anyhoo. Since I’ll be tied up with family all weekend, we need to do a show that requires very little show prep.
Matt: The Many Sides of Mitt Romney?
Jay: Ha…that would take forever with all the sides he has, has had, and will have.
Matt: True.
Jay: How about The Rachel Maddow Show…Love Her or Hate Her?
Matt: TOO easy.
Jay and Matt: HATE HER!!
Matt: Memorial Day Weekend is this weekend. We could do something on that.
Jay: We could kick-off the unofficial start to summer with hot weather tips and shit.
Matt: Cool. We could do grilling and cookout tips.
Jay: Since I will be in the midst of one, talk about family reunions.
Matt: Indeed…We could talk about the scantily clad women in their summer fashions.
Jay: Which you see even more of at typical vacation destinations.
Matt: I think we’re set.
Jay: Oh I know we are.
Matt: Hey?
Jay: What?
Matt: Did you say that you are holding your big family reunion in Yellville, AR?
Jay: Yeah why?
Matt: That’s not a real city is it?
Jay: Well, it’s not a city; it’s tiny, but that is the official name of the burg in which my family and I will be partying away.
Matt: Ha…That’s funny.
Jay: Oh it’s a cool little place. You should bring Schmoop down sometime for the annual Turkey Trot Festival. Bring the wife and kid too.
Matt: Oh you’re a funny fucker, aren’t ya?
Jay: Hee Hee. Sometimes.
Matt: Okay. I think we’re good to go. See you on IWS Radio this Sunday at Noon ET, Jayman.
Jay: We’ll be kicking off summer through the goal posts of life.
Matt: True Dat.
(via Twitter)
Jay: No show prep phone call this week…all of my family is coming in for a big reunion this weekend.
Matt: Uh-huh…Are you sure that’s all that is going on here?
Jay: Yeah, why?
Matt: Perhaps you are really avoiding our weekly call because you are cracking wise with somebody else?
Jay: No. I swear.
Matt: Okay.
Jay: How could I do that to you and your fragile ego?
Matt: Damn right, wait…wh--
Jay: Anyhoo. Since I’ll be tied up with family all weekend, we need to do a show that requires very little show prep.
Matt: The Many Sides of Mitt Romney?
Jay: Ha…that would take forever with all the sides he has, has had, and will have.
Matt: True.
Jay: How about The Rachel Maddow Show…Love Her or Hate Her?
Matt: TOO easy.
Jay and Matt: HATE HER!!
Matt: Memorial Day Weekend is this weekend. We could do something on that.
Jay: We could kick-off the unofficial start to summer with hot weather tips and shit.
Matt: Cool. We could do grilling and cookout tips.
Jay: Since I will be in the midst of one, talk about family reunions.
Matt: Indeed…We could talk about the scantily clad women in their summer fashions.
Jay: Which you see even more of at typical vacation destinations.
Matt: I think we’re set.
Jay: Oh I know we are.
Matt: Hey?
Jay: What?
Matt: Did you say that you are holding your big family reunion in Yellville, AR?
Jay: Yeah why?
Matt: That’s not a real city is it?
Jay: Well, it’s not a city; it’s tiny, but that is the official name of the burg in which my family and I will be partying away.
Matt: Ha…That’s funny.
Jay: Oh it’s a cool little place. You should bring Schmoop down sometime for the annual Turkey Trot Festival. Bring the wife and kid too.
Matt: Oh you’re a funny fucker, aren’t ya?
Jay: Hee Hee. Sometimes.
Matt: Okay. I think we’re good to go. See you on IWS Radio this Sunday at Noon ET, Jayman.
Jay: We’ll be kicking off summer through the goal posts of life.
Matt: True Dat.
9 comments:
Yellville is a town full of good, honest, decent people. We'll be getting our BBQ ribs and beer on!
Jay
Jayman: That is so real, so honest...so God Damned American of you salt of the earth people. Cheers Jayman!!
Matt-Man
That's sounds like fun, Jay! Is this a 200-people-wearing-matching-T-shirts type reunion?
And you guys are still doing the Sunday show, that's dedication.
Yellville stats -
Population in 2010: 1,204. Population change since 2000: -8.2%
Males: 552 (45.8%)
Females: 652 (54.2%)
Median resident age: 44.2 years
Arkansas median age: 42.2 years
Zip codes: 72687.
Estimated median household income in 2009: $26,953 (it was $26,250 in 2000)
Yellville:
$26,953
Arkansas:
$37,823
Estimated per capita income in 2009: $14,060
Yellville city income, earnings, and wages data
Estimated median house or condo value in 2009: $104,065 (it was $71,000 in 2000)
Yellville:
$104,065
Arkansas:
$102,900
Mean prices in 2009: All housing units: $110,489; Detached houses: $116,230; Townhouses or other attached units: $130,273; In 2-unit structures: $132,010; Mobile homes: $36,268
Median gross rent in 2009: $434.
Jo: Since stupid never takes a holiday, neither does our show. Cheers Jo!!
Matt-Man
Mike: You left out an important fact...Yellville was named in honor of Gov. Archibald Yell. A great man indeed. Cheers Mike!!
Matt-Man
Nice chick in the swimsuit, even though she's wearing a modest bottom.
have a grand old weekend all
enjoy the family Jay
hug a soldier
Do they still play horseshoes in Yellville?
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