Hola sports fans desperate for a winning program! One of the
biggest trends in college athletics right now is building statues. Alabama has
a statue of Bear Bryant AND they
recently built one for current head football coach Nick Saban. Penn State has
one of Joe Paterno, but it didn’t seem all that realistic for some reason. So,
they fixed that by turning it 180 degrees so it would be looking the other way. Hey-OOOOOOOOOO!
So, I’m going to propose that my alma mater the University
of Arkansas commission two statues to place out front of Razorback Stadium. They
will be twin rednecks wearing overalls and Hog Hats and they will be depicted
with their hands in the air Calling the Hogs. We can then name them “Denial”
and “Delusion.”
Let me get this straight Hog Fans. Bobby Petrino wrecks his
motorcycle, lies to his boss and the whole state about there not being a
passenger, allows the UofA to tell everyone that, says it again in his press
conference (more or less) and then hangs on to the lie until 20 minutes before
the state police report is going to made public? Then, we find out that the 25
year old hottie riding with him is his mistress? And THEN we find out that
Bobby had just given his mistress a job in the football program that reports
directly to him only eight days earlier? A job that 159 applicants?? And that
Petrino gave this chick $20,000 in cash?? And your response to all this is to
say “But, he’s a winner! We can’t fire him!!!” Really?
Hell, they even set up a Facebook fan support page for Bobby
which reads in part: “Support our Coach! HOG NATION ban together and Support
Coach Bobby Petrino!!”
Really guys? “Ban” together? Come on!
They held a rally in Fayetteville Monday night to show their
support for Bobby. Check out the sign one cat brought to the event…
Ha! Now that’s cute. I’m guessing he’s single. The Facebook
page has 22,000 “likes” but barely 200 showed up for the rally? That’s because
21,800 men couldn't come up with a good excuse to leave the house Monday night
that their wives would have accepted.
Is our inferiority complex such that we’re really going to
rally around this guy? Are we so desperate for a winning football program that
we’re going to just sit back and let this go? You people are out there saying
we “OWE” Bobby Petrino our support. Yeah, well what does he “owe” us? What does
he “owe” the UofA and athletic director Jeff Long?
Arkansas fans are so delusional and desperate and have so
tied up their own self-worth in the success of a football team that they are in
complete denial about Petrino and what has happened here. Hell, most of them
are ignoring the lies, cover ups, payoffs and job and saying stupid things like
“It’s none of our business if Petrino had an affair and it’s certainly no
reason to fire a man!” Or worse, some are still trying to claim that Petrino is
a “Good and Decent CHRISTIAN man.”
Unlike these people, while I certainly support and root for
the Hogs, I’m not suffering from battered wife syndrome and don’t feel the need
to desperately hang onto a coach just because he wins games and ignore all the
other crap that he did and that you KNOW would happen again. Where is your
pride Arkansas? You people trying to convince me this is no big deal and
Petrino is a good man need to GTFO of here.
And so does Bobby Petrino.
4 comments:
I'm glad that Ohio State football fans aren't like that, and by the way...What the HELL does WPS stand for? Cheers Jayman!!
Matt-Man
I too was thinking WPS? WTF?
Urban dictionary to the rescue.
1. WPS
Woo Pig Sooie! RAZORBACKS!!
Touchdown Arkansas!! WPS!!!
Matt-Man and Mike: Don't pretend like you didn't know what WPS stood for Woo Pig Sooie!
Razorback Nation Representin! Woooooooooooooo!!! Pig!!!! Sooooooooooie!!!!
I'm not well versed in college sports so I'll just say, I like it when you get all worked up & ask a lot of rhetorical questions. xo
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