Tom Brady Chokes and Lesbian Karaoke!

It's Super Bowl Sunday and that means Team IWS Radio is all in ready to party and root for their favorite team. Of course, none of the IWS Players are massholes, so we're all rooting for the Eagles. We'll have our Smart Car Keys to the Game. An in depth interview with Tom Brady, advice on Super Bowl gambling from Mick Dorris, Super Bowl Party ideas and of course analysis from Slyder Balzcock. PLUS! Since President Trump is snubbing NBC, the traditional Super Bowl presidential interview will be conducted by Sean Hannity for IWS Radio! We've got all the big exclusives here at IWS, y'all! 

There was also a very special  Lesbian Karaoke performance of "The Tide is High" by our very own Angie! Bionic Bill was .... different. And Matt-Man tested an Erection Pill. You won't get this kind of entertainment anywhere else people! 

As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players providing comedy and insights to all walks of life. Or something. There will be good and bad Boston and Philly music, a booze taste test and a discussion about what crummy places Boston, Philadelphia and Minneapolis are. All this and YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852!

January if Full of Sickness, Sadness and Shutdowns

Are you suffering from the Winter Blues? Feeling a little blah? January is the most boring and saddest month of the year. People are having emotional let-downs after the holidays and suffering through the long, gloomy, snowy nights. Plus the Flu is ravaging the country keeping people home and shutting down schools. On top of all that we're staring yet another government shutdown in the face. On top of that the Patriots are up to their old tricks. Is Tom Brady REALLY injured? We'll discuss this silliness. Things look pretty gloomy y'all! Good thing Matt-Man and Jayman are here to lift your spirits and turn that frown upside down! We'll put a smile on your face and help you through the bad times and fill your hearts with love. Or something.

As always Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to keep the party going. We'll have some witty banter, good and bad songs and do a booze taste test plus who knows what other shenanigans we'll get into. All this and, as always, a bunch of wacky calls from HI-larious trolls! You gotta check this one out!

Four NFL Gladiators, Winners on the Gridiron and Now ...

IWS Person(s) of the Week!!!

This is it folks! It’s Championship Sunday! The NFL conference championships will be played on the frozen tundra of some corporate field in Denver and Seattle today. Doing battle will be four men who are not only amazing quarterbacks, but four of the greatest human beings on Earth!

In the AFC we have…

The dashing good looks of the New England Patriots’ Tom Brady

Vs

The folksy charm of the Denver Broncos’ Peyton Manning

In the NFC we have …

The fire and showmanship of the San Francisco 49ers’ Colin Kaepernick

Vs

The cool confidence of the Seattle Seahawks’ Russell Wilson

There are a lot of other players competing in the game, but nobody really cares who they are. Anyway, congrats to you SEXY BEASTS for being named the IWS Person(s) of the Week and enjoy the games everyone. Or don’t. Whatever. 

Fuck It

Yesterday, while seeping through the sewer system societal wonder that is the tubes of the internets, I came across something that I have seen before, and it set off a chain reaction of anger within me so great, that I ripped the hair from my head.

Okay, I rubbed my obviously bald think melon until it bled, but you get the point. Anyway…

My tirade was related to the use, and in some instances, the non-use, of the English language by some in this wacky world. And what set it off, you ask?

I was reading a blog and within the body of the article, the author typed, “f*ck.”

I am not sanitizing his words; he literally typed, “f*ck”, complete with asterisk.

I…HATE…that. Always have. Makes the Matt-Man irrationally hateful. Makes the Matt-Man think, speak, and type in annoying, third person sentence fragments.

Listen folks…If you feel the need to the use word “fuck”, use it.

Don’t type “f*ck”.

That is just plain silly and childish. Fuck is a great verb, and when morphed into “fucking” or better yet, “fuckin’”, acts as an awesome adjective, adverb, and/or intensifier.

So hear me now…Please refrain from taking a fantastic word such as “fuck” and bastardizing it. Oh excuse me, you sensitive types…please refrain from b*stardizing it. Anyway…

After my irrational upheaval involving the word fuck, it was announced that the Cincinnati Bengals traded Carson Palmer to the Oakland Raiders. 

I really didn’t give a shit about the news until I heard a sports clown say the following about whether Palmer was worth potentially two first round draft picks…

“It’s a good deal for the Bengals. Palmer is an adequate Quarterback, but he’s definitely not in the same league as your Peyton Mannings, your Tom Bradys, or your Aaron Rodgerses…”

What the hell is with the pluralization of these guys?

Last time I checked the list of NFL Quarterbacks, there was only ONE Peyton Manning, only ONE Tom Brady, and only ONE Aaron Rodgers!! Oh Dear Gawwwwd!!

I…HATE…That. Always have. Makes the Matt-Man irrationally hateful. Makes the Matt-Man think, speak, and type in annoying third person sentence fragments.

And then…The dam of bad English broke quicker than a N’awlins levee…I witnessed a chick say that she got a new purse, “FOR free.” 

Hey Blondie…one doesn’t get anything FOR free; one sometimes gets things, “free.”

I also saw the typical outrage by some over people using the words “gay” and “retarded” to describe things. Shut the hell up, whiners. Some things are gay. Some things are retarded.

Listen bitches, I took my son to school Tuesday, and he was wearing a pink polo shirt, beige shorts, blue/gray socks, and white tennis shoes that had a purple swoosh on them. Hell, he looked gay AND retarded, and I told him so.

I beg of you all…Could we please allow the beauty and clarity of the English language to be spoken and written as it was intended? Help me to keep political correctness and suburban sissiness out of a great language.

‘Cause if you don’t, not only will I revert once again to talking in third person sentence fragments, I will call you an a**hole, because as hateful Matt-Man knows…

Behind every asterisk, lies an asshole...or two.

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

neshobadude@yahoo.com

http://twitter.com/#!/MattManIWS

P.S.  Listen to Jayman and me on I'm With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio at 11 AM EDT today as we talk Susan Sarandon, the World Series, and prep for our Saturday Show.