Matt impersonates Dick Morris. Jay impersonates Dick Morris. You feel the need to take a shower.Matt: Yo Yo and speak to me.
Jay: Hi…This is Dick Morris is the lady of the house available, and if she is, what is she wearing?
Matt: Well Hi…Dick Morris here too, and my 400 dollar an hour Asian girlfriend is here wearing nothing but a silk kimodo.
Jay: Hee Hee…Don’t you mean that she is wearing a kimono?
Matt: Oops…guess I was wrong yet again. I seem to have a knack for that.
Jay: So? What up?
Matt: M’eh. Nothing much and you?
Jay: Had chicken and made some Stove Top stuffing this evening.
Matt: Sweet. I looove stuffing. You used broth instead of water in the stuffing didn’t you?
Jay: Oh Hell yeah. Using broth instead of water in Stove Top stuffing puts that exclamation point on it.
Matt: IKR? Broth brings out the spi--
Jay: Should we…two manly men…be discussing the proper way to prepare Stove Top stuffing?
Matt: Well…A good stuffing is important
Jay: See? That’s what I mean? What you just said, sounds like the title of a Thanksgiving Day themed gay porn flick.
Matt: Ai yi yi…you’re right.
(After an awkward thirty seconds of silence as Jay tweets a hot babe, and Matt tells Schmoop how sexy she is and how much he likes women…)
Jay: So? Sunday’s show?
Matt: Um…I was thinking…We may be sarcastic bastards ’n’ shit but we are pretty nice guys.
Jay: Yes we are. Always there for others. Emotionally philanthropic if you will.
Matt: Yep. Always a kind word for others.
Jay: Sometimes we are too sweet for our own good.
Matt: Exactly…We could do a show about how damn sweet and nice we are.
Jay: Sounds Great!!
(After more pen clicking and Matt peeing in the sink…)
Matt and Jay: Eh, I’m not feeling that.
Matt: I had some chick follow me on Twitter today. Said that she is a fan of IWS and she’s a lesbian.
Jay: Man…We have several lesbians who read our site and listen to our show. What’s up with that?
Matt: I haven’t a clue, but I have noticed that too.
Jay: Maybe they find us endearing as they know that as lesbians, we won’t hit on them.
Matt: Exactly…
Matt and Jay: Ha Ha Ha Ha, like that matters!!
Jay: IKR?
Matt: Lesbian or not?
Jay: Who’s gonna be hitting on a hot, gay chick?
Matt and Jay: THESE guys!!
Matt: Alright, I guess we are set.
Jay: Yep. We’ll talk hot lesbians.
Matt: Freaky lesbians.
Jay: How that all works.
Matt: Gotta know whose role is whose.
Jay: Maybe some lesbians will call in and give you and I tips on how we can make a gay marriage work?
Matt: We are soooo ready.
Jay: Toodles!!
Matt: Buh bye.
You can catch all the HOT LIVE Lesbian action this Sunday at Noon ET on IWS Radio. To listen LIVE and/or call-in, click HERE!!
