Deep Thoughts By Jon Voight

Hi IWS readers, Jon Voight here for IWS.

If that sounded redundant…well, my love for Israel is redundant as well.

Sure…in my early years I was man about town, gad about actor who favored Liberal views.

I worked for George McGovern, protested against the Vietnam War with Jane “Fucking” Fonda, and was a spokesman for the Communist in group in Chile known as Unidad Popular, for God sakes, but…

Much like Dennis Miller had to re-invent himself into a creepy, unfunny comedian, I have had to re-invent myself into a guy who is an Oscar winning actor who loves Sean Hannity and Mike Huckabee more than my role in Coming Home.  God I was, and am to this day, brilliant.

Anyway…

After my daughter Angeline Jolie was born, and ultimately set her course on to super stardom, I felt a bit left out…a bit like an actor put out to pasture.  So…

I went to the Roger Ailes School of Becoming the New Hot Conservative…

Anyway…Aside of my new found conservatism and all things right-wing…FOX News seeks me out because I have thoughts, and here are some of them…

Israeli’s rock…and if you are a true American, you would wish that all Palestinians die not from explosives, but die upon a cross like Jesus, because that would be ironic, because unlike Palestinians, Jews love Jesus.

My daughter Angelina Jolie is a whore and if she ever actually PRODUCES a baby rather than stealing one from a foreign country, our government should threaten her with abortion, but not actually perform one.

That short, no-good little fuck Dustin Hoffman, hasn't talked to me since the end of the filming of Midnight Cowboy in 1969….what a no-talent prick.

Right wing radio and TV make fun of us Hollywood actors for being Liberals.

Perhaps I used to be a liberal, but times change…demographics change…cash-flow levels change, self-respect, and personal validation levels change.  And I unlike our President stand with Israel!!

Sincerely and My Heart Felt Shaloms to Israel,

Jon Voight

Here’s the thing people, and this is the coherent, not trying to continue his career Matt talking…well…writing…

The right makes fun of liberals speaking out behind the face of Hollywood actors and yet Hannity, Huckabee, and others, have diminutive thinker Jon Voight countering on “their” side during their shows.

Really?  Jon Voight?  Jesus take me now.

In my opinion, here is the problem with Mr. Voight and with many people in the United States.

Voight said of President Obama, that he (Obama) has…“put Israel in harm’s way and … promoted anti-Semitism throughout the world.”

Really?  We just sent them more money for Iron Dome and already send Israel 3 Billion+ a year.

When Bebe Fucking Netanyahu says to America, be it to this administration or any American administration, “Don’t ever second guess me again.”…

It’s time to put the carrot in front of the horse.  I stand by Israel 100%, but c’mon Bieber Netanyahu, don’t act like a damned punk…your star will fall at some point and probably at the hands of someone like Leonardo DiCaprio, and well, you need our money...even though you proclaim yourself to be a stand alone, successful democracy...or something.

And if you lose our financial backing...Jon Voight will cry.  I don't want to see Jon Voight cry.  It would be unseemly.  Straighten up Israel and don't make Jon Voight cry.

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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Memorial Day 2014...Click To Listen

Happy Memorial Day and dig it…

You all are in for a treat because not only do you see the beautiful pic of our incredibly to die for friend Tiff, our IWS Radio Memorial Day Babe of the Day to the right, but yesterday?

Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team put on one helluva radio show, and you can catch it all right HERE.

No shit!?  It’s like…as we were dong it…it was recorded on Blog Talk Radio or something.  It’s fancy!!

IWS Radio celebrated Memorial Day without using this solemn day without turning it into our own marketing bitch for mattresses, liquor sales, or FOX News.

Jay, Matt, Joshua, Tammy Tibbles, and others, talked about how great America is, and how we mourn those who have passed on in order to secure our right to do an internationally famous internet radio show.

Now there was a bit of a hiccup on the show as an unscheduled guest chimed in.

The adorable TamiJ chimed in, and pontificated on Obama Care, Oregon politics, and read us her resume as well.

She quickly dispatched herself from the conversation once she listened to Slyder Balzcock read In Flanders Fields, making a mockery of the fallen soldiers that have…fallen before us.  So atypical of a self-proclaimed right-wing, God fearing, gun toting, Conservative.

Very sad, but worth a listen. Actually, Tami is very animated, cute, and entertaining, but we need to keep her in check.  She talks too much, too quickly, and unless she can prove otherwise in the future, wrong on every issue.

But all in all, yesterday’s IWS Radio Show was awesome.  The boys talked about the heroes gone by, and the burgers yet to be grilled.

It was the perfect blend of Memorial Day chicanery to the revelers, and Memorial Day honor to those who have made the ultimate sacrifice for this great country of ours.

So…

Today, while you are honoring the dead, and cooking up burgers and brats, listen to IWS Radio…

To listen, and spend part of your Memorial Day with us, click right HERE, or watch below...

I Love Conspiracy Theorists

Hola conspiracy theorists! I’m a magnet for weirdos  freaks, creeps, punks, geeks, sportos, motorheads, dweebs, dorks, sluts, butt-heads and mentally unstable. I’m not complaining because that’s what makes life interesting. Also, I often times have very serious concerns about my own mental well-being until I meet one of these people and I feel better about myself. Anyway, people feel free to share their conspiracy theories with me all the time. I thought I would share a few of them with you guys.

Space Junkie: I was walking into Walmart one very hot summer day and there was a truck driver right next to me. I gave him the bro-nod and said “hi” to him and he then asked me “hot enough for ya?” I answered in the affirmative and he then said “I tell you what! If they don’t stop shootin’ stuff off into outer space, they’re gonna make it too damn hot to live here on this planet.”

I told him I always thought it had something to do with the positioning of the Earth and Sun during the summer months here in the Northern Hemisphere. “Well, that’s what they tell us, isn’t it?” was his response as he shook his head in bitter disappointment that I had fallen victim to the government weather propaganda machine.

Miss Independent: I met a coworker’s mother once who spent every single day of her life defending American Independence from the threat posed by the United Nations. There wasn’t a doubt in her mind that the U.N. was working to take over America first and then the rest of the world would fall into line under a ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT! In fact, for a while in early 1992 she was sure that the great U.N. Coup was underway right under our noses.

“If you drive past the National Guard building near the airport, coming from Highway 65, really slow” she told me in hushed tones “and look behind the building … *looks around to see if anyone is listening* … you will see two white Jeeps with blue ‘U.N.’ lettering on them.”

I stared at her slack-jawed with wide eyes and loudly whispered “NO SHIT?!?” She nodded knowingly so that I knew that she understood how much fear I was in and she then shushed me in case anyone was listening in.

Sovereign Citizen: This guy was my neighbor for a while back in the day. He had a new cell phone and was talking about how he could sign up for alerts from the Power Company and Cable Company when there are outages and stuff. I told him he could also get emergency messages in case of bad weather or even terrorists attacks. Before I could even finish talking he was shaking his head.

“I’m not giving the government my phone number dude. No damn way that’s happening!” He fired back. “Hell, I refuse to even give them my social security number when they ask for it on different forms. They just don’t need to have any kind of access to me and my life like that.”  I asked him how giving them his phone number would hurt he replied “If they get my phone number, they can track me pretty easily.”

And there are lots and lots more. Most of them pushing some variation of the U.N. takeover of America and even a few who told me about Mexico taking Texas back after the Latino Power Structure takes over the Texas and federal governments. And, there was the barber who explained that all of our problems can be traced to “bad Americans” buying all these foreign cars. Like I said, I love each and every one of these people and thank them for entertaining me so much over the years.

Jayman
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Heather Childers Has Fox News Style Thoughts

Holaaaaaa Conspiracy Theorists! Well, someone got loose from Fox News again this week. “Straight” news chick Heather Childers found a really juicy story on one of those right-wing conspiracy websites that she thought Fox views needed to hear about. But, since the story is laughably moronic, she had to play it the Fox News way.

Instead of saying it was interesting or it needed to be investigates she just asked for everyone’s “thoughts” that Obama had threatened to kill Chelsea Clinton if Bill or Hillary told anyone Barack was born in Kenya. Apparently asking for “thoughts’ on Twitter is the equivalent to repeating an internet rumor on air with Fox News’ patented “Some people have said…”

So, here are some other conspiracies and bullshit stories that Fox News anchors want their viewers to hear about, but they can’t actually talk about on air…

@BretBaier: “Story: Barack Obama fathered two black kids.” Thoughts?

@JulieBanderas: “Source: Hillary Clinton pregnant with Vlad Putin’s love child.” Thoughts?

@GretchenCarlson: “NBA star admits Obama likes to move hard left.” Thoughts?

@SteveDoocey: “Reports: Former high ranking Kenyan official: ‘Obama born in Uganda’” Thoughts?

@NeilCavuto: “Wall Street Journal proves conclusively Mitt Romney is barely even Middle Class.” Thoughts?

@AlisynCamerota: “Rick Santorum: ‘Cali universities no longer teach American History’” Thoughts?*

@CarlCameron: “Owner of gay bar in Sheboygan: ‘Obama is gay, he was a regular here!’” Thoughts?

@MonicaCrowley: “Shocker! First Lady Michelle ‘beat the shit out of’ Dennis Kucinich” Thoughts?

@EricBolling: “Sources: Joe Biden to get new hair plugs before the election.” Thoughts?

@LindaChavez: “Story: Obama plans an elite Blacks Only federal police force in second term.” Thoughts?

@JudgeNapolitano: “Sources: Obama wants to expand Supreme Court to 21 members in second term.” Thoughts?

And that’s just the stories they were pushing this morning. Very sincere apologies will be coming tomorrow for their “inappropriate” tweeting of “rumors” but they got the word out.

Jayman
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@Jayman_IWS

*Actually, Santorum DID make that claim.

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In other news, Wednesday’s “One and Done” episode of I’m With Stupid covered a lot of ground. Jayman talked about his great victory over DiGiorno Pizza, but his frustration with some other Social Media sites. There was a little TMI, and then Matt-Man shared some thoughts on people ordering virtual strangers to “accept” Jesus into their lives. Then short discussions about Mitt Romney’s big(ish) wins on Tuesday and Arkansas football coach Bobby Petrino’s motorcycle accident. Then, we launched a few Molotov Mocktails.

All that and so much more so check us out! You’ll be happy you did! 

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