Matt farts, Jay belches, you admire their manliness…Matt: Hello? Hello? Lady of the house speaking.
Jay: Lady of the house? Dude you need to man up.
Matt: Dude, I was being funny.
Jay: Well there’s funny, and then there is effeminate-ancy.
Matt: Is that a word?
Jay: Well, it is now, because it’s on the internet.
Matt: Good point.
Jay: How was your New Year’s Eve?
Matt: Uneventful but pleasant. Schmoop wore tight fittin’ booty shorts.
Jay: That’s HOT. How come?
Matt: I asked her to.
Jay: Oh wow. That’s skill right there.
Matt: Word…How was yours?
Jay: Just dandy. Making the New Year cheese ball for today as we welcome in 2014.
Matt: Making a cheese ball? And you call me effeminate?
Jay: Listen…I am a man who can make cheese balls AND cook. Chicks dig that.
Matt: By God they do…y’know…you and I have developed are manly skills to the nth degree.
Jay: Oh I know. We are witty and sensitive.
Matt: We can cook and are runway fashion plates.
Jay: We are handy around the house and know how to feminize the ladies.
Matt: We offer to get our napkins after they forget to bring one when they bring us our sandwich.
Jay: Damn dude…When I think about it? We have a lot of knowledge to offer to men everywhere.
Matt: And it would be rude of us to keep it to ourselves.
Jay: It would be.
Matt: Alright then…Sunday we should do a Man’s Survival Guide type show on IWS Radio.
Jay: Hell yeah. If we don’t impart our tips on how to become a valued and lusted after man, we are sinning.
Matt: I don’t want to sin.
Jay: Me neither. Sinning is…well, a sin.
Matt: Well said.
Jay: Thank You.
Matt: So? This Sunday from 8-10 PM ET on the IWS Radio Show we will help every guy in the universe.Jay: Damn straight. Teach guys how to cook, dress, build a career.
Matt: Find that special lady and leave her wanting more every time.
Jay: I bet Rev. Moneymaker and Stubby Stonehenge could help with some insightful words.
Matt: As could Bobby Kraft and Barry Resnick.
Jay: This is going to be huge, because men everywhere will call-in for our advice.
Matt: If they don’t, they aren’t real men.
Jay: Damn straight. That would make them pussies and won’t be getting any of what they are.
Matt: You speak the truth. Off to make a baloney sandwich and look at Scar-Jo pics Jayman.
Jay: Okay. Ima gonna finish the cheese ball and see if Alyssa Milano will retweet me again.
Matt and Jay: See ya Sunday on the Radio!!
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