IWS Person of the Week...The Lindner Coffin Company

Sometimes it is said that death takes a holiday, other times it is said, especially in the realm of coffin advertising...

When you do die, take the holiday with you...and that is what the Lindner Coffin Company of Wągrowiec, Poland is all about.

See?  Death is hard not only on the family but on the person who died as well, so? Both the family and the deceased  should enjoy the shock and hardness of death, by being hard in his or her casket.

Having trouble picking out a box made of pine?  How about picking this one that will make you stiffer than you already are?

Are you some type of British Baron or Viscount who has recently passed?  Lady Styx will supply you with more wood than you ever had during your days on Earth...

Are you an Eastern European man who has succumbed to the starch of too many potatoes and too many liters of vodka?  Well then...Allow Miss Dirt Sleep of Danzig 2013, Danya, to ease the pain as you enter the realm of the earthworm...

Here's to the Lindner Coffin Company of Wągrowiec, Poland for taking the bold step and saying to all who die...

"We come.  And the we go.  But that doesn't mean that we can't cum while we are going."

Here's to you, the  Lindner Coffin Company...The Coffin Company with a pulse.

Annnnnnnd...As we celebrate Halloween on IWS Radio today LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET, join us as we talk with Rev. James Smith, High Priest and Founder of the Celtic Wiccan Coven, and dig this folks...

The IWS Radio players will be doing a dramatic reading of Edgar Allan Poe's, The Raven.  Trust me, it's a hoot!!

So Happy Halloween, Happy Samhain, and click HERE in order to catch us LIVE today from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio!!

IWS Person of the Week...Bashar Assad, A Misunderstood Tyrant

It's Labor Day Weekend in America and we need to ask...Would you like a little Mustard Gas on your Hot Dog?

The much  maligned President of Syria, one Bashar al-Assad has been and continues to be portrayed as an evil human being.

We would like you to consider these photos of the amicable and affable Mr. Assad.

Bashar is a friend to all...Here he is, welcoming a a travel weary foreign guest to his warm and peaceful country... 

President Bashar in addition to being a fun-loving host to those who reside and visit his country, he is also an intelligent man who is always making good points.  Sometimes, two at a time!!

Of course his good-nature can at times, be tested by his lavishly spending, lifestyles of the rich and famous, mocking his manhood, bitch of a wife, Asma.

And that my friends, is why the go along, get along kinda guy President Bashar typically is, sometimes gets a little pissed and looks like this...

Don't blame Bashar for murdering Syrian men, women, and children...blame it on his bitch of a wife who is constantly saying to him...

"If you truly loved me, you'd gas some poor folks."

Poor President Assad our IWS Person of the Week; he's not a tyrant..he's merely obliging the following maxim:

Happy Wife, Happy Life.

Anyhoo...We know that the Assads will be listening to IWS Radio from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio today.

Jay and Matt have a HUGE show scheduled as they Kick-Off Season 4 of IWS Radio.

They'll be talking, a look ahead, Syria, football, Labor Day, and all the while they and the IWS team will be bringing the funny.

In addition they have a very special guest named Tess, who will be calling about topless equalty. If men can go shirtless, so should the ladies be allowed.

So listen today from Noon-2 PM ET to the IWS Radio Show.  You can catch it all LIVE by clicking HERE!!

Just Say Fuck It! And Listen to IWS Radio

Cheeeeeers!!

Y’know?  Something really not good happened yesterday.  What’s that you ask?

I think I may have grown up!!

IKR?

At the ripe old age of 48 plus, Matt-Man may have hit the mercury mark and as the mercurial metal of time and temperature rises, he says unto himself…

“I should really start acting my age…Okay, I should really act like I’m nearly 50...Fuck it, but can I at least have some sense of grown-up decency before I die for Godssakes and go out on top as an adult male, you old man!!?”

Y’know?  I think about my own demise…I don’t think of it in terms of how it will be regaled like the Lady of Shallot’s boyfriend being sailed down the river in a pine box, but I think that…

Considering my family history, I am not long for this world in relative terms of time and space, however, and here is what drives me…

I am doing what I want to  do, and dare I say, what I was meant to do.

I remember a couple of years ago, my wife, the uber-toxic Janet said to me…

“I told Ryno (my son) that if he didn’t he didn’t start getting better grades, he would end up working at a Drive-Thru like Dad.”

To which I thought to myself…

“This is the same woman who when I had a chest tube in me, asked if it would reach to the ATM Machine!!”

Nonetheless, it hurt my feelings…on both counts.

But over the last couple of years, while I used to carry anger toward her, I have chucked it away because really…

Can a sane person, really ask a hospital patient with over a gallon of lung funk in his body for money?  No, and a sane, self-described Christian person, doesn’t ask that of him.

So?  I just chalk her comments of hatred and belittlement of me up to, well…hurt, anger, and…bipolar craziness.

M’eh, I just don’t care anymore about that, and I am done knocking her…although it is quite fun, helps me to vent, and give a little of the same back to her from what I took from her the past thirteen years.

Of course, I would never claw her face, push her into the pantry, nor spit in her face like she did me.  What?

Anyhoo…

Yeah, I was going to start a segment about her on Sunday‘s Season Four IWS premier, but eh, it would just make me mad, and I don’t want that.

So instead, I chose to write about it, and now I feel better.

I know that this was not the funniest post ever, but maybe now, come Sunday on the IWS Radio Show, I’ll be funnier, because this has really been bothering me, and now?

I have let it go…

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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