Harry Connick, John McCain, Syria, K-Pop and More! It's Time for Headlines!!

Holaaaaaaaaaaaa y’all! I’ve got nothing which means it’s time yet again for some Headlines!! Please try to contain your excitement. Thanks.

- Desperate for work of any kind washed up crooner Harry Connick Jr. agrees to be a cohost on American Idol.

- Area man announces he “let loose” with his “loudest burp ever” over the weekend.

- Microsoft bans “can you hear me now” jokes after making offer to buy Nokia. “That’s Verizon you stupid hacks” CEO Ballmer tweets.

- Dakota Johnson and Charlie Hunnam set to play lead roles in the movie version of “Fifty Shades of Grey.”  “I can’t wait to beat the hell outta Dakota and abuse her” said Hunnam.

- Diana Nyad swims from Cuba to Key West, Florida. Realizes she forgot her passport and had to swim back to get it.

- Texans reward defensive standout Brian Cushing with six year contract extension. “Steroids are fucking great!” proclaimed Cushing.

- Keith Olbermann schedules HUGE meltdown over his ESPN 2 show being bumped by late-running sporting events for the middle of October.

- President Obama to seek okay from congress on Syria. “They’ll do the right thinAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA … Sorry, I couldn’t quite get that out with a straight face” said Obama.

- 45 year old white man living in America doesn’t understand why people think his love for K-Pop is creepy

- Area liberal panicking as Obamacare starts to take hold. “I figured he would lose in 2012 and it would be repealed so I would always have the fake moral high ground.” Said the distraught blue collar worker.  

- Pre-Microwaved fish from Japan known as FukuSushi all the rage at hipster restaurants in NYC.

- Oakland Raiders struggle to find enough guys willing to play for them to fill 53 man roster.

- Taylor Swift working on new song about how disappointed she is in herself for using “the F-word” at VMAs.

- LeBron James producing sitcom where an NBA star’s 45 year old mother is dating a 31 year old rapper nobody has ever heard of.

- John McCain mocked for playing poker on his iPhone during Syria hearings, drawing to an inside straight.

- Area woman wants to watch popular TV and NetFlix shows but doesn’t want to give up feeling of smug superiority.  

- Area man arrested while riding his John Deere mower down Main Street while naked at 3 am and trying to shoot out street lights while singing “All My Rowdy Friends Have Settled Down.” Police say alcohol MIGHT have been involved.

Okay, that’s enough. I’ve got things to do.

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Responding to Cruel and Racist Comments

Hola! Well, I finally got an anonymous response to a post here in the IWS Blog that wasn’t spam. Someone took exception to my post celebrating Asian Women, and I’m so excited that I just have to share it with you and respond to him. I say “him” because as you read the comment, it will become painfully and sadly obvious that it was written by a “him.”

Anon’s (if that’s his real name) words in bold italics.

“Oh don't be stupid.”

I see what you did there! “I’m With Stupid” … “Don’t be stupid” … So clever!

“U should just come to the place where I live.”

Are you inviting me over for dinner? Should I bring a white or red wine? Doesn’t matter, I’ll bring one of each!

The Asian chicks here are only all about themselves. All they idolize is money, status, and well,....LOOKS!!!

Oh no! Thank GOD there aren’t any other women who are like that! This may come as a shock to you, but many women (and men) of all races are this way. But, now that you’ve established that you’re a broke nobody who isn’t all that good looking, I can say that I totally relate to you on this.

Get over your stupid fetish and wake the hell up!! They are only wolves in sheep's clothing!!!

There you go playing off “stupid” again. I love it when someone commits to theme.

Don't be fooled by their submissive and all so "giving/loving & accepting" demure!!! It's all an act!! They just want to hook you and once they do,..you'll be wrapped around their tiny lil' fingers!!

Oh yeah baby! And I’ll have them wrapped around my tiny little … uh … well, let’s move on. Speaking of seeing a theme developing, you come across as a wee bit bitter here. Like maybe you’re one of these guys who women walk all over and then never respect. I’m just guessing, since I don’t actually know you.

P.s: Might I add that they themselves are racist slanted-eyed pigs!!They also worship white guys so yeah....most don't have any traditional cultural values left in them.

Now that’s just not nice at all. Again, I might be wrong here but, you’re using of “they themselves” makes me think that maybe YOU have had this accusation thrown at you in the past. Such a hurtful thing to say and you should obviously know better. Also, I’m white so the whole “worshiping white guys” thing sounds perfectly fine.

One more thing,...exotic??? China has the world's largest population....count in Koreans and Japanese,....hell they all look fucking alike so once again,...what's so exotic and special about that?????!!

You were saying something about people being “racist pigs?”  

Ever considered maybe they laugh at your jokes coz they don't quite understand 'em???

Alright! Now you’ve gone too far! They totally understand my jokes! You know why? Because I’m fucking funny, that’s why you sorry ugly racist fucking loser!(!!!!!) I mean, it’s one thing for you to come into my cyber house and launch this unprovoked, untrue and completely false attack on the most beautiful, sweet, caring, loving and all-around wonderful people in the world. I know you’re hurt and lashing out. But, to imply that I’m not funny is fucking unforgivable buddy.

Get lost asshole! And take all your excessive punctuation marks with you!

Jayman
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In other news, we just kicked back and winged it on IWS today. We chatted about a few different things including The Weather Channel’s 30^th anniversary. Also, we had a caller who wanted to test out his American Idol audition songs with us. So, you should totally check that out! 

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American Idol

Hora and Cheers, Britches!!

Jon Bok Choyvi, International singing sensation fwom Rand of Dwagon, and music collwespondent for I'm With Stupid, here to share most amazing music video fwom fwiend of I'm With Stupid, Reighann...

Reighann send us video of husband singing passionatewee about her boobs and her butt.  Her hubs can wock it!!

So...wifout muchly more adieu, I give you stirwing musical wendition of "I Ruv Her Boobs"

On behalf of Jayman Son and Matt-Man Son, me thank Reighann for answerwing the call from IWS to send us your submissions.

They are encourwaged and much liked...and make us super happy too.

Until re meet again, this is Jon Bok Choyvi saying...

Adios, and me ruv you rong time.

Jon : )