Friday, May 2, 2014

Liver and Onions...How To Cook Them Well

Hi...Matt-Man here to tell you all how to make the most delicious dinner in the world...

And what you ask, does that consist of?

LIVER!!

Yep...there are a lot of you liver haters out there, and well, I say to myself...

You hate the government; you hate Donald Sterling; you hate yourself for not hating things in this world that you should, so...

YOU HATE LIVER!!

Actually...Liver is pretty damn tasty if you make it right.

First of all...Get some beef liver or better yet, veal liver, and soak it in milk overnight...


Next...Fry up some onion and mushrooms...


And then...

Let er' rip by throwing the organ meat of the sacred cow into a searing hot pan with the 'shrooms and onions...Make it scream for redemption from the Gandhi family...


Bake or deep fry some onion rings, and when it's all over?  It looks like this...


I'm not feelin' the love, because as I know most of you "normal" people do not like liver, however...I do, and there are a handful of us liver lover out there, so don't judge.

And to you liver lovers out there, I ask...I have more than enough for two, so c'mon...stop on by, and sample my liver.  You'll be glad that you did.

Cheers!!

Matt-Man


10 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

Good, healthy down-home comfort food right there.

I guess.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Jay: Damn right Jayman. Nothing finer than bovine organs. Cheers Jayman!!

Matt

Irene said...

I may have to give this another chance.
(=

I'm With Stupid said...

Irene: Yes you should. Cheers Irene!!

Matt

jAMiE said...

It sounds so good, the way you prepare/make it. I may have to try it your way.

Carly Knight said...

What have you added to the milk bath to give it that pinkish brown hue of death? Just the liver? Have you added rosemary and a small pint of blood?

Mike said...

You haven't been kicked out the apartment building yet for doing things like this?

I'm With Stupid said...

Jamie: You should Jamie. Tossing in a couple of pieces of bacon in the fry is really good too. Cheers Jaaaaaamie!!

Matt

I'm With Stupid said...

Carly: Ha...The liver exudes its inner-pinkness when soaked in milk. Cheers Knight!!

Matt

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: Nope and I can't believe it either!! Cheers Mike!!

Matt