Hi...Matt-Man here to tell you all how to make the most delicious dinner in the world...
And what you ask, does that consist of?
LIVER!!
Yep...there are a lot of you liver haters out there, and well, I say to myself...
You hate the government; you hate Donald Sterling; you hate yourself for not hating things in this world that you should, so...
YOU HATE LIVER!!
Actually...Liver is pretty damn tasty if you make it right.
First of all...Get some beef liver or better yet, veal liver, and soak it in milk overnight...
And what you ask, does that consist of?
LIVER!!
Yep...there are a lot of you liver haters out there, and well, I say to myself...
You hate the government; you hate Donald Sterling; you hate yourself for not hating things in this world that you should, so...
YOU HATE LIVER!!
Actually...Liver is pretty damn tasty if you make it right.
First of all...Get some beef liver or better yet, veal liver, and soak it in milk overnight...
Next...Fry up some onion and mushrooms...
And then...
Let er' rip by throwing the organ meat of the sacred cow into a searing hot pan with the 'shrooms and onions...Make it scream for redemption from the Gandhi family...
Bake or deep fry some onion rings, and when it's all over? It looks like this...
I'm not feelin' the love, because as I know most of you "normal" people do not like liver, however...I do, and there are a handful of us liver lover out there, so don't judge.
And to you liver lovers out there, I ask...I have more than enough for two, so c'mon...stop on by, and sample my liver. You'll be glad that you did.
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
10 comments:
Good, healthy down-home comfort food right there.
I guess.
Jay
Jay: Damn right Jayman. Nothing finer than bovine organs. Cheers Jayman!!
Matt
I may have to give this another chance.
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Irene: Yes you should. Cheers Irene!!
Matt
It sounds so good, the way you prepare/make it. I may have to try it your way.
What have you added to the milk bath to give it that pinkish brown hue of death? Just the liver? Have you added rosemary and a small pint of blood?
You haven't been kicked out the apartment building yet for doing things like this?
Jamie: You should Jamie. Tossing in a couple of pieces of bacon in the fry is really good too. Cheers Jaaaaaamie!!
Matt
Carly: Ha...The liver exudes its inner-pinkness when soaked in milk. Cheers Knight!!
Matt
Mike: Nope and I can't believe it either!! Cheers Mike!!
Matt
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