Holaaaaaaaaa y’all! Well, it’s my turn to write again for IWS Radio, but I really have nothing at all to write about. I could do another stream of consciousness post, but too much of a good thing is still too much. Or something like that. So, instead I will do a list. The internet loves lists. Hell, someday I might do a list of things I will do lists about in the future. Wait, that’s a great idea! I think I’ll do that right now!
But first, you should totally check out the rockin’ cover Aunt Jackie’s of the ZZ-Top classic “Jesus Just Left Chicago” did for IWS Radio!
A list of lists I will blog in the future.
01. My Favorite Arkansans
02. My favorite Crackers
03. My Favorite Americans
04. My Favorite Non-Americans
05. My Favorite NBA Players
06. My Favorite Sports Broadcasters
07. My Favorite Comedians
08. My Favorite Vacation Spots
09. My Favorite Alcoholic Beverages
10. My Favorite Babes (After Lent, of course)
11. My Favorite Songs
12. My Favorite Musicals (Stage and Screen)
13. My Favorite Empires
14. My Favorite Movies
15. My Favorite TV Shows
16. My Favorite Jokes
17. My Favorite Personal Memories
18. My Favorite Magazines
19. My Favorite Political Commentators
20. My Favorite Arkansas Razorbacks Athletes
21. My Favorite Sexual Encounters Ever
22. Things I Would Rather Be Doing Than Blogging
23. People I Would Like to Meet
24. Coolest Cars Ever Built
25. Presidents Ranked From Worst to Best
26. Fifty Reasons Why Lists Rule
27. Fifty Reasons Why Lists Suck
28. Diseases I Would Never Want to Have
29. 29 Reasons Why Odd Numbered Lists Annoy People
30. The Best “Non-Mainstream” Sports That Should Be
31. Most Overrated Movies/Songs/TV Shows/Babes of All Time
32. 100 Crappiest Ways to Die
33. 50 People I Would Totally Stalk if I Could
34. 50 Babes You Might be Surprised to Find I Masturbated To
35. Why You Stopped Reading This Long Ago
36. Why Lists shouldn’t be Over 25 Items Long
37. 100 Greatest Threats to America and Freedom
38. 50 Life Pro Tips
39. All 157 Dog Breeds Ranked From Worst to Best
Shoot, that was easy. I should totally do lists more often.
6 comments:
Well...Hmmmmm? You just lowered the bar for my post tomorrow. I appreciate that. Thanks and Cheeeeeeers, Jayman!!
Matt
Just a few things..
1. I don't like lists.
2. Who am I kidding, I LOVE lists!
3. Only 39 items? Did you fall asleep while writing?
Mom can read your blog, right? I dare you to post #21. I double dog dare ya!
Matt-Man: I like to keep everyone happy by making sure expectations are low.
Jay
Mike: Dude, it took me a week to do this post. LOL
Jay
Kelley: I'm pretty sure she would pass on that one. ha
Jay
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