Sunday, January 12, 2014

IWS Person of the Week...Ariel Sharon

It is with very heavy hearts that Jay, Matt, and the staff of IWS Radio pile on the condolence machine with the passing of former Israeli Prime Minister and the embodiment of male Hebrewliciousness, Ariel Sharon.

And, in honor of his passing, IWS Radio has honored him as our IWS Person of the Week.

A true Israeli patriot, he cut quite the dashing figure in his early years as a military stud...


His diplomatic skills were unmatched as well as he gave a wink and a nod to Lebanese Christians who slaughtered defenseless, yet ill-tempered Palestinian folks who resided in a refugee camp...


In spite of him slipping into a coma some years ago, Ariel Sharon checked in with us nearly every show in the past couple of years thanks to our IWS Israeli correspondent, Masada Schlongstein...


Even our former hot, bi-sexual curious correspondent Kim Fragile would spend hours in and out of Ariel Sharon's coma bed...


Ariel Sharon was very near and dear to the hearts and souls of all us here at IWS Radio, and in addition to naming Mr. Sharon our person of the week, we send a hearty, hail and farewell to the Great Whitish Yahwhale who wails no longer...


Here's to Ariel Sharon, may his faculties return when he enters the Kingdom of Heaven.

And in other news...

Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are bringing the funny tonight as they cut down some self-involved big shots like a mob of pissed off Christians mowing down a Palestinian refugee camp, as IWS Radio broadcasts LIVE from 8-10 PM ET.

Join us LIVE tonight on Blog Talk Radio as we broadcast our Hit With Me Your Best Shot Show LIVE from 8-10 PM ET.

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2 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

I'm gonna miss him but I am kind of pissed at him for dying and ruining a really great running gag on IWS.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Jay: Oh no worries; we will still be able to check in with him. I have figured it out. Cheers Jayman!!

Matt