Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Courtney Stodden and Jayman Should be Friends

Hola y'all! As you guys probably already know, I don't have a whole lot of social skills. Well, once of my new year's resolutions was to work on that. I decided that I needed to be more open and engage people in conversation in hopes of making friends. The first person I have attempted to make friends with is Courtney Stodden.


Here's how it's gone so far...





So far, no response whatsoever! WTF? Why won't Courtney be my friend? I don't really know what else I can do. I've been as charming and thoughtful as hell and even kind of funny and NOTHING! Not even a smiley face or an acknowledgment that I even exist. I'm at a total loss as to what to do next.


I'm going to have to decide if I keep trying to be friends with Courtney Stodden or move on to someone else. What do you guys think?

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11 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

I was going to tell you to keep plugging away, but you know what? That chick, in spite of her spectacular rack, has a bony face. That's not all that attractive. Cheers Jayman!!

Matt

Mike said...

I checked her out. She hasn't got a butt. It's flat as a pancake back there.

I'm With Stupid said...

Matt-Man: This isn't about her physical appearance. I want to get to know her on a deep intellectual level.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: Again, don't be so shallow. It's all about personality and character and Courtney is overflowing with both!

Jay

Katy Anders said...

If there is one thing I have learned about getting a woman's attention, it's that you should never give up.

I say every time she posts a selfie, you should immediately post a selfie of you in the exact same outfit.

jAMiE said...

I say move on...she doesn't deserve you. Plenty of other big boobs...err, i mean fish in the ocean.

I'm With Stupid said...

Katy Anders: That's not a bad plan. I might just do that.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Jamie: It's possible that I can do better than her, but she can't do better than me! LOL ;-)

Jay

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