Thursday, October 10, 2013

Vacation is an Adventure

Hola y’all! Well, I did it! I took a 24 hour vacation from reality. Lots of people tried to stop me from making it by posting political shit on Facebook and Twitter and whathaveyou, but I just ignored it and went about my business. I didn’t go to any news or political sites and I didn’t read through my “News and Politics” list on Twitter.

GO ME!!


I’m sure you guys are all wondering what I did on my little break from reality. Well I tell ya what.  I spent most of my time thinking about some great adventures that I might go on!

I looked into the possibility of going to clown college and maybe joining a circus so I could travel all over the country bringing joy and happiness to kids of all ages…


But, then I remembered that clowns are creepy as hell so I rejected that idea. Next I thought about running off to Vegas and becoming a blackjack dealer …


That doesn’t seem too bad except that you have to deal with the general public in that job so that’s out too. How ‘bout running off to Vegas and becoming a professional blackjack player? I could play at her table every night…


Hit me baby! This one has promise if my math skills are good enough. It’ll be close. If I want a REAL adventure though, I could run off and join the French Foreign Legion …


Whoa! What a wild time that would be. Well, until I got killed in some faraway desert and buried in an unmarked grave. That would probably happen on like the second day too. Okay, screw that idea. I know! I’ll become the next James Bond 007 …


Heh. Another profession that would only last a day or so. Maybe I’m dreaming too big. I guess I’ll just stay home and create my own adventure. Like maybe I’ll sign up at Heathcare.gov and see what’s what when it comes to Obamacare…


Oh well. So much for adventure.



6 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

You don't need no stinking Health Care. The only people who need Health Care are the chicks who sleep with you. Screw it, and go on with with your bad self, Jayman. Cheers!!

Matt-Man

jAMiE said...

Gosh, the possibilities are really endless...whatever you do, I hope you don't give up the show. I'd miss you guys!

ps...have you thought of becoming a Walmart professional shopper. I think they shop for others? Just a thought.

Mike said...

What the hell. I signed you up for the French Foreign Legion. I think you'll have fun.

I'm With Stupid said...

Matt-Man: No, the people who need healthcare are the ones who piss me off! ha

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Jamie: I'm sure I'll be able to find a wireless signal somewhere in the African desert to do the show.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: Thanks for helping me out there dude. Now I'll have to sneak up on you in the middle of the night and TERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE! ;-)

Jay