Cheers and Hola Mi Amigos, it's time for the IWS Person of the Week...
"Hopping the fence or wading the Rio Grande River isn't part of America's immigration process."
--Ted Nugent (R-Draft Dodger Universe)
"Hopping the fence or wading the Rio Grande River isn't part of America's immigration process."
--Ted Nugent (R-Draft Dodger Universe)
“We could also electrify this wire (on the border) with the kind of current that would not kill somebody, but it would simply be a discouragement for them to be fooling around with it. We do that with livestock all the time.”
Rep. Steve King (R-IA)
"Do you know the rate of military enlistment among Hispanics is higher than any demographic in this country?"
--Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)
Than what the hell is your reason, Mr. Cruz and Mr. King, for stalling immigration of "livestock" type folks who want to help defend this country and contribute??
Our friend Luis has this week, proven that immigration, whether initially an illegal thing or not, is a good thing.
And Luis is now officially an American citizen. Which means two things to us here at IWS Radio.
We are incredibly proud of him, and now we know that he will be around forever in order that we can secretly put signs on the back of his ice truck as he unknowingly pulls away!!
And if that right there isn't funny enough for ya, tune into IWS Radio today from Noon-2 PM ET as Jay and Matt celebrate National Bad Poetry Day!!
Many of our correspondents have their poems ready for you and we will talk to, Party Marty Live from Chicago, Nurse Sherri with a polemics offering, and of course, the Man of the Hour, or in this case, the Week...Luis!!
You can catch us LIVE today from Noon-PM by clicking HERE!!
4 comments:
I'm a little worried that if we keep making a big fuss of Luis and his becoming a citizen he might start thinking Americans are friendly and welcoming people.
Jay
Next sign for the truck - I don't need no stinkin' green card!
Jay: And as we all know Jayman, that's just crazy talk!! Cheers!!
Matt
Mike: Damn right!! Cheers Funny Man!!
Matt
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