Matt Said, Jay Said...Memorial Day 2013

Matt bugles…Jay trumpets…You sing, Taps.

Matt:  Bagwine residence, lady of the house speaking.
Jay:  Helloooo?  Helloooo?
Matt:  Helloooo?  Is this Jayman, the famous international internet radio star?
Jay:  You know it…Is this Matt-Man, the guy who prances around in Schmoop’s underwear?
Matt:  You had to go there, didn’t you?
Jay:  Of course, because not only is it funny…it’s HOT!!
Matt:  Word.

Jay:  So…Memorial Day weekend, what should we talk about?
Matt:  The Joy of Mayonnaise.
Jay:  Y’know…I love how you are so damn topical. Maybe this Christmas we can talk about Labor Day.
Matt:  I’m kidding.  I’m kidding.
Jay:  Alright then.  Can we be serious here?
Matt:  Yes we can.  Memorial Day HAS to be the topic.
Jay:  I know, because if we don’t honor the military early and often, we are sub-par radio hosts.
Matt:  And Communists
Jay:  And Troglodytes
Matt:  Don’t you mean, Trotskyites?
Jay:  Of course, that too.
Matt:  Uh-huh.

Jay:  So I was thinking we could honor those who gave all for our country.
Matt:  Sounds great, and as we should.
Jay:  But of course, do it in the light-hearted and jocular fashion that only IWS Radio can.
Matt:  Damn right.  Sometimes people take a person dying in defense of this country far too seriously.
Jay:  IKR?  It’s not like the fallen soldiers didn’t want to.  They were patriots and heroes; it’s in their blood.
Matt:  It’s in their DNA!!
Jay:  Exactly!!

Matt:  This show sounds as though it truly needs comforting words of prose from Paul Piatt.
Jay:  And the calming tones of Bobby Kraft speaking on wars and heroes gone unnoticed.
Matt:  And perhaps a weather report from Kirk Douglas so Americans can plan their cook-out schedules.
Jay:  Kirk will soooooo be there.

Matt:  We picked up a new sponsor for this week as well.
Jay:  Oh really?  Who?
Matt:  Incestry.Com
Jay:  That’s fucking funny!!  That adds a smile to the bittersweet and heartfelt solemnity of our show.
Matt:  That’s what I thought as well, I mean…
Jay:  You mean, it is right and dutiful to grieve for our fallen soldiers, but…
Matt:  But man?  Two hours of that shit?
Jay:  Exactly!!

Matt:  And speaking of fallen soldiers, we should also touch on exactly what Memorial Day is.
Jay:  Damn right.
Matt:  A day to honor those who died in battle.
Jay:  Yep.  Not those who came home alive…They have Veterans' Day.
Matt:  Nope, and not those currently serving.
Jay:  Oh hell no…Last Saturday was their day.  Armed Forces Day.

Matt:  And certainly not a day to honor those who design tree looking clothing for the soldiers to wear.
Jay:  Oh hell no, we celebrate those people on Arbor Day!!
Matt:  Word.

Jay:  So…I think we are ready for this week’s IWS Radio Memorial Day Show.
Matt:  Damn right.  We may even go, A Bridge Too Far!!
Jay:  Or end up cutting ourselves off, Midway through!!
Matt and Jay:  Oh Hell Yeah Baby, we’ll be talking war movies as well!!
Matt:  See you on the radio Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET LIVE.
Jay:  You know it big boy.

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