Matt bugles…Jay trumpets…You sing, Taps.Matt: Bagwine residence, lady of the house speaking.
Jay: Helloooo? Helloooo?
Matt: Helloooo? Is this Jayman, the famous international internet radio star?
Jay: You know it…Is this Matt-Man, the guy who prances around in Schmoop’s underwear?
Matt: You had to go there, didn’t you?
Jay: Of course, because not only is it funny…it’s HOT!!
Matt: Word.
Jay: So…Memorial Day weekend, what should we talk about?
Matt: The Joy of Mayonnaise.
Jay: Y’know…I love how you are so damn topical. Maybe this Christmas we can talk about Labor Day.
Matt: I’m kidding. I’m kidding.
Jay: Alright then. Can we be serious here?
Matt: Yes we can. Memorial Day HAS to be the topic.
Jay: I know, because if we don’t honor the military early and often, we are sub-par radio hosts.
Matt: And Communists
Jay: And Troglodytes
Matt: Don’t you mean, Trotskyites?
Jay: Of course, that too.
Matt: Uh-huh.
Jay: So I was thinking we could honor those who gave all for our country.
Matt: Sounds great, and as we should.
Jay: But of course, do it in the light-hearted and jocular fashion that only IWS Radio can.
Matt: Damn right. Sometimes people take a person dying in defense of this country far too seriously.
Jay: IKR? It’s not like the fallen soldiers didn’t want to. They were patriots and heroes; it’s in their blood.
Matt: It’s in their DNA!!
Jay: Exactly!!
Matt: This show sounds as though it truly needs comforting words of prose from Paul Piatt.
Jay: And the calming tones of Bobby Kraft speaking on wars and heroes gone unnoticed.
Matt: And perhaps a weather report from Kirk Douglas so Americans can plan their cook-out schedules.
Jay: Kirk will soooooo be there.
Matt: We picked up a new sponsor for this week as well.
Jay: Oh really? Who?
Matt: Incestry.Com
Jay: That’s fucking funny!! That adds a smile to the bittersweet and heartfelt solemnity of our show.Matt: That’s what I thought as well, I mean…
Jay: You mean, it is right and dutiful to grieve for our fallen soldiers, but…
Matt: But man? Two hours of that shit?
Jay: Exactly!!
Matt: And speaking of fallen soldiers, we should also touch on exactly what Memorial Day is.
Jay: Damn right.
Matt: A day to honor those who died in battle.
Jay: Yep. Not those who came home alive…They have Veterans' Day.
Matt: Nope, and not those currently serving.
Jay: Oh hell no…Last Saturday was their day. Armed Forces Day.
Matt: And certainly not a day to honor those who design tree looking clothing for the soldiers to wear.
Jay: Oh hell no, we celebrate those people on Arbor Day!!
Matt: Word.
Jay: So…I think we are ready for this week’s IWS Radio Memorial Day Show.
Matt: Damn right. We may even go, A Bridge Too Far!!
Jay: Or end up cutting ourselves off, Midway through!!
Matt and Jay: Oh Hell Yeah Baby, we’ll be talking war movies as well!!
Matt: See you on the radio Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET LIVE.
Jay: You know it big boy.
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