Justin Bieber is a Dumbfuck

"Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber."

--Justin Bieber

“Justin Bieber is an unaware, stupid, and shallow corporate dumbfuck.”

--Matt-Man

Y’know?

I don’t often comment about celebs and their IQs whether they be high or in today’s case, incredibly low, but Justin Bieber has set the high jump bar of human intelligence to six inches…okay maybe four…or two.

Ha…Justin Bieber made the aforementioned remark when he visited Anne Frank’s house, but Justin Bieber hasn’t a clue as to who Anne Frank is or what she represents, and if he comes out and says he misspoke, he’s lying.

The little, effeminate Canadian dude has been nothing more than a, “pre and barely pubescent quasi-gay guy, who can appeal to teen girls” music corporation without feeling, teaching, or personal experience, for years now.

And he digs it, and of course who wouldn’t; I mean, I’d love to make his millions, but man…how can a person go through life being so fucking stupid, and not care?

And in addition to hoping that the late Jewish girl Anne Frank would be a Belieber in spite her death at the hands of the Nazis, he is touting debit cards for teens!!

Yep, that’s right…

(Bieber) inked a lucrative deal with BillMyParents to endorse its teen-focused SpendSmart prepaid card, for which he is reportedly being paid $3.75 million for a 14-month contract, plus monthly royalties linked to the growth of the card, and an option to buy two million SpendSmart shares. --FOX News

Justin Bieber is nothing more than a non-musical piece of corporate shit.  A pretty boy, with pretty hair, who is transgender, and can fill the seats…be they in a concert hall or a credit card blitz.

Sad…and you know why?

Maybe The Biebs (I hear he likes to be called that) has some talent…but how can one see it, feel it, or hear it, above all of  the corporate handling and money changing!?

Y’know, though…the worst thing is…

Bieber doesn’t know who the Hell Anne Frank was.  And sadly, neither do the people who sent him to Anne Frank’s home.  They just wanted some publicity for their meal ticket, and for whatever reason, Anne Frank is 1940’s cool with the Biebs’ generation of  sexually and musically confused guys and gals.

Here’s the thing, I can totally see me or the Jayman making an IWS promo involving Anne Frank, but you know what…We know who she is and what happened and it would be satirical.

You on the other hand, Mr. Teen Age Canadian of Ambiguous Sexual Persuasion, try to praise, yet unfortunately offend the legacy of Anne Frank, because, well…you’re stupid and always will be.

The worst thing is…you are probably sitting in a posh hotel room somewhere, and you don’t give a fuck.

After all, you didn’t know who Anne Frank was before you “visited her”, why should you care now?

And yesterday?  Pfffffft...Jay and I kicked off Sarcasm Awareness Week on BTR.  Our Radio show was jacked and/or hammed or whatever they call it it now, but seriously?  You should listen...

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