Matt Said, Jay Said 777.777

Matt confabulates, Jay confabulates, You hang on every word.

Matt: If the phone rings I have to take the call.
Jay: How can the phone ring if you’re on the phone?
Matt: It doesn’t “RING” but it beeps
Jay: So, if the phone beeps you need to take the call?
Matt: Yes.
Jay: What will the “beep” sound like?
Matt: Well, I can’t really describe it.
Jay: Then how will you know when it happens.
Matt: Cause it’s the only “BEEP” I’ll hear.
Jay: You sure?
Matt: Well, I’ve been dealing with phones for a long time so, yes.
Jay: If you say so.
Matt: Well, I do.
Jay: I guess those old fashioned phones work that way.
Matt: Yeah, I guess they do.
Jay: Can you personalize beeps for different people who call?
Matt: I’m pretty sure you can’t.
Jay: That’s too bad.
Matt: Yeah, I’m devastated.
Jay: I'm detecting some sarcasm there
Matt: I don't know why.

Jay: So who will the caller be?
Matt: I can’t tell you?
Jay: Why not?
Matt: Well it may not work out.
Jay: What may not work out?
Matt: What I’m working on … Oh wait! It involves you!
Jay: I think you can probably tell me then.
Matt: Of course! I’m waiting on _____ to call.
Jay: Right! She’s calling about _________.
Matt: Hell yes!
Jay: If that works we can _________.
Matt: That would be so exciting!
Jay: I’m excited right now in fact.
Matt: You sick fuck.
Jay: What?
Matt: I don’t need to know about your excited state.
Jay: You dream about my excited state.
Matt: Maybe occasionally.
Jay: So when will we be able to tell everyone the big news?
Matt: It’s gonna be a while. Might take some time still.
Jay: We’ll tease them then.
Matt: That’s hot.

Matt: I followed the Pope on Twitter.
Jay: I tried to get him to ReTweet our Human Trafficking Awareness show.
Matt: Did he do it?
Jay: No
Matt: Nazi bastard.
Jay: I guess he supports slavery and sex slaves and all that.
Matt: There’s no other conclusion to make.
Jay: Exactly!
Matt: So … This week’s show?
Jay: We need to do a positive show.
Matt: We’re very positive guys.
Jay: Damn right we are.
Matt: Well, we can talk about the positive side of the internet and social media.
Jay: Sweet!
Matt: All the good people we’ve met.
Jay: The funny people!
Matt: The talented people!
Jay: The HAWT peole!
Matt: Awww yeah!
Jay: We can also talk about internet friends being REAL friends
Matt: I hate people who claim internet people are fake.
Jay: Me too.
Matt: They’re scared of the internet.
Jay: They think it’s the Devil’s Playground.
Matt: Yes they do.
Jay: Okay I guess we’re …
Matt: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Jay: Damn, there really was a beep.

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