MSJS LIII

Matt pontificates, Jay pontificates, You absorb it all.

Matt: Mahoney residence, gentleman of the house speaking.
Jay: Gentleman? Really?
Matt: Jayman … We are highly sophisticated, educated and refined men.
Jay: Okay, that is true.
Matt: That whole “silly and immature” act gets old.
Jay: True. We should probably show our true side to people more often.
Matt: I agree. We need to show that we are above childish humor and actions.
Jay: People don’t realize how deep and thoughtful we really are.
Matt: They don’t understand what a sophisticated world view we have.
Jay: Very true. It’s time for them to see the real .. OH HOLY MOLY SCARLETT JOHANSSON!
Matt: Where dammit, where!!!
Jay: Twitter says she speaking at the DNC … Oh my!
Matt: I don’t think Schmoop will be happy if I turn it on. Describer her to me.
Jay: Oh man … those lips!
Matt: Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jay: I swear she just said "I remember the excitement I felt in that secret box."

Then … things got a little weird for a bit. You don’t need to experience that part.

Matt: I appreciate your rushing to my defense Monday night.
Jay: You started a Twitter fight and tried to drag me into it.
Matt: I sent up the Jay Signal.
Jay: Well, the Jay Signal doesn’t work after 11 pm.
Matt: I was getting crushed with insults, and you were Tweeting about Frank Bonner.
Jay: Priorities man. The Bonner was my immediate focus.
Matt: I might have to post about your throwing me under the bus for Friday.
Jay: Then I would have to respond on Saturday.
Matt: That’s a problem.
Jay: The retort is always better than the opening salvo.
Matt: Exactly! Leading is hard. Counterpunching is more fun.
Jay: Sure it is. If you go second you can be OUTRAGED at the unprovoked attack.
Matt: That’s a HUGE advantage!
Jay: If used properly, it can be devastating.
Matt: Yeah. Hey, why don’t you go first then?
Jay: Noooooooooooooooooo!
Matt: Damn.
Jay: Maybe you can find someone on Twitter to get into it with.
Matt: Maybe. Charlie Daniels is on there, which might work.
Jay: There you go.
Matt: There’s always a solution to every problem.
Jay: You just gotta look hard enough.
Matt: GOD we sound like the Brady Bunch and there “moral to the story” every week.
Jay: HA!

Jay: So Sunday is the big Lemonade Stand and Bake Sale
Matt: Hell yeah! Missy will make brownies and chocolate chip cookie bars.
Jay: I. LOVE. Chocolate chip cookie bars.
Matt: I bet Missy’s are the best ever.
Jay: I have no doubt about that.
Matt: And, brownies are no slouch either.
Jay: Oh hell no. Frosted or not, brownies always make people happy.
Matt: I know they make me happy.
Jay: This whole show is gonna be a happy show.
Matt: I know it!
Jay: We can talk about other things that could be sold at “bake” sales.
Matt: And other fundraising ideas.
Jay: Oh yeah!
Matt: And the advantages of being premium.
Jay: Well of course. Some of them will even be real.
Matt: Yeah, we’ll include the legit advantages too.
Jay: We’re all about accuracy like that.
Matt: You know it!
Jay: Okay, I think we’re ready.
Matt: Yup, I better see how Mr. Daniels is doing.
Jay: Have fun
Matt: I’ll try.

So, don’t forget to tune into “Missy’s Four Power Hour” on I’m With Stupid this Sunday at 12 Noon ET! Whatever you’re thirsting for, we’ll quench it.