Saturday, September 8, 2012

MSJS LIII

Matt pontificates, Jay pontificates, You absorb it all.

Matt: Mahoney residence, gentleman of the house speaking.
Jay: Gentleman? Really?
Matt: Jayman … We are highly sophisticated, educated and refined men.
Jay: Okay, that is true.
Matt: That whole “silly and immature” act gets old.
Jay: True. We should probably show our true side to people more often.
Matt: I agree. We need to show that we are above childish humor and actions.
Jay: People don’t realize how deep and thoughtful we really are.
Matt: They don’t understand what a sophisticated world view we have.
Jay: Very true. It’s time for them to see the real .. OH HOLY MOLY SCARLETT JOHANSSON!
Matt: Where dammit, where!!!
Jay: Twitter says she speaking at the DNC … Oh my!
Matt: I don’t think Schmoop will be happy if I turn it on. Describer her to me.
Jay: Oh man … those lips!
Matt: Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jay: I swear she just said "I remember the excitement I felt in that secret box."

Then … things got a little weird for a bit. You don’t need to experience that part.

Matt: I appreciate your rushing to my defense Monday night.
Jay: You started a Twitter fight and tried to drag me into it.
Matt: I sent up the Jay Signal.
Jay: Well, the Jay Signal doesn’t work after 11 pm.
Matt: I was getting crushed with insults, and you were Tweeting about Frank Bonner.
Jay: Priorities man. The Bonner was my immediate focus.
Matt: I might have to post about your throwing me under the bus for Friday.
Jay: Then I would have to respond on Saturday.
Matt: That’s a problem.
Jay: The retort is always better than the opening salvo.
Matt: Exactly! Leading is hard. Counterpunching is more fun.
Jay: Sure it is. If you go second you can be OUTRAGED at the unprovoked attack.
Matt: That’s a HUGE advantage!
Jay: If used properly, it can be devastating.
Matt: Yeah. Hey, why don’t you go first then?
Jay: Noooooooooooooooooo!
Matt: Damn.
Jay: Maybe you can find someone on Twitter to get into it with.
Matt: Maybe. Charlie Daniels is on there, which might work.
Jay: There you go.
Matt: There’s always a solution to every problem.
Jay: You just gotta look hard enough.
Matt: GOD we sound like the Brady Bunch and there “moral to the story” every week.
Jay: HA!

Jay: So Sunday is the big Lemonade Stand and Bake Sale
Matt: Hell yeah! Missy will make brownies and chocolate chip cookie bars.
Jay: I. LOVE. Chocolate chip cookie bars.
Matt: I bet Missy’s are the best ever.
Jay: I have no doubt about that.
Matt: And, brownies are no slouch either.
Jay: Oh hell no. Frosted or not, brownies always make people happy.
Matt: I know they make me happy.
Jay: This whole show is gonna be a happy show.
Matt: I know it!
Jay: We can talk about other things that could be sold at “bake” sales.
Matt: And other fundraising ideas.
Jay: Oh yeah!
Matt: And the advantages of being premium.
Jay: Well of course. Some of them will even be real.
Matt: Yeah, we’ll include the legit advantages too.
Jay: We’re all about accuracy like that.
Matt: You know it!
Jay: Okay, I think we’re ready.
Matt: Yup, I better see how Mr. Daniels is doing.
Jay: Have fun
Matt: I’ll try.

So, don’t forget to tune into “Missy’s Four Power Hour” on I’m With Stupid this Sunday at 12 Noon ET! Whatever you’re thirsting for, we’ll quench it.


6 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

This show is gonna Rawwwwwwwwwk, and leave lemon peels on the dirty streets of Bagwine. Cheers Jayman!!

Matt-Man

Mike said...

'We need to show that we are above childish humor and actions.'

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... Boy, sometimes you guys crack me up.

Gnetch said...

So what's the "secret box"? Haha.

I'm With Stupid said...

Matt: We'll all have cookie crumbs on our shirts when it's over.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: We're here to entertain you.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Gnetch: It's ... well ... the secret box is a place of warmth and happiness.

Jay