Why Latinas Rock

Hola Amigos and Amigas! Earlier this week we had a couple of great discussions here on the blog. First, I explained to the world why Asian Chicks Rule. Then Dim did his best to tell us why he loves White Chicks. Well, today I’m here to sing the praises of Latinas!

Here’s why Latinas rock:

They Can Dance:  I got news for you guys. Shakira and Jennifer Lopez are the rule and not the exception when it comes to Latin babes. These girls were born shimmying. Have you ever noticed how they can shake their hips AND NOTHING ELSE? These are the kinds of things I notice often.  And let me tell, that kind of rhythm, flexibility and high energy is very exciting.

They Can Cook:  Latin food is the BOMB! I’m not talking about the bastardized Mexican or Latin foods you find in the US. Or even that “Southwestern” crap. I’m talking about the real stuff. And once you have real Latin food, you don’t bother with the fake crap anymore. I have a friend who told her mother that she at Mexican food every day for a week. Her mother asked “Who could eat Mexican food every single day?” Her reply was “Mexicans?” Ha! Yeah, Mexicans and me!

They’re Feisty. Latinas don’t put up with our shit. Once they’ve had enough, they let you know loudly and forcefully. They stomp around the house. They yell. They scream. They kick things. They yell at you in Spanish. They yell at you in English. They mix English and Spanish. And you know what? THAT is very exciting too.

They’re Exotic and Voluptuous: Latinas come in many different shades and sizes. They can range from very petite to very curvaceous. They, like Asians, have beautiful dark hair and smoldering dark eyes. But, Latinas usually have some junk in the trunk. And let me tell ya, they know how to work it! Just watching Latinas walking around, giggling and shaking, is almost more than I can take.  

They’re Friendly and Outgoing: Latinas have a great sense of humor and are very funny. In fact, they probably lead the world in unintentional funniness. Maybe it’s the way they say things, but sometimes even when they’re not trying they just crack me up. Also, they’re very accepting of everyone not snobbish at all. They consider everyone their friend until proven otherwise. On top of that, they’re always ready for a good social outing where they can talk, eat, dance and just be themselves and have a good time. Their great attitude towards life and general friendliness usually makes them the life of the party.

So, as you can see, when talking about awesome chicks, you can hardly go wrong with Latinas. They are the perfect combination of hotness, smarts and personality. And, anytime you go to any kind of social gathering and see some Latinas there, you know it’s gonna be a fun night! Just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Jayman
jayman3768@gmail.com
@Jayman_IWS

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In other news, what would cause a smoking hawt, young Jewish girl to feel the need to duck into a closet and call into the “Hoodies and Skittles” episode of I’m With Stupid? Could it have been our discussion of Geraldo Rivera’s idiocy? How ‘bout Matt-Man’s impressions of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton? Or was it our clever and witty “Molotov Mocktails?”

Well, you’ll just have to listen to the EPIC show from Wednesday and find out!

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