Hey there, sports fans…
IWS Sports Director Slyder Balzcock with your, “Welcome to the Weekend Sports Update.”
This past week has been mocked, marred, and made interestingly enough by a whole lotta stuff, so let’s dust off home plate and kick off the pigskin.
Seems that the Indyapolis Colts have ridden Payton Manning as far as his ball talent will carry them, as they released Manning to ride another type of horse to the Denver Broncos.
In my opinion, Manning will be lobbying six point STDs to WRs, Eric Dicker, and newly and recently acquired former Cleveland Bengal, Anthony Caldwell, from the first kickoff to the last at bat in no time.
If only the Broncos still had their great RB from the 70’s, Floyd Patterson, they could probably make a Super Bowl rung this year.
I guess the best news of this entire deal, is that Archie Manning said that the trade, move, and amount of money offered to Payton was, “adequate.”
Arch is always on the look out for his little boy, God Bless him.
In a relative story…
Newly former Denver Bronco QB Tim Tebow is now a New York Jet.
And as Big Apple West Siders, Action, A-Rab, and Big John say on Broadway…
“When you’re a Jet, you stay a Jet.”
So I guess Tebow is there until he throws a Touchdown pass or until the Trinity Broadcasting Network offers him more money with fewer bruises, than the NFL, whichever comes first. Here he comes God-Lovin’ TBN fans!!
Speaking of bruises, former Seattle Supersonics basketball defensive stand out and now currently former News Orlean Saints football coach Gary Payton, has been bruised by a suspension and huge fine by the NFL.
Apparently Payton and the Saints organization were paying blood money to their employees if they tackled opposing players meanly and left them with soiled uniforms.
Trust me, I have seen the Saints play outside the domed environment on real turf and have never witnessed them leaving a player soiled, but so be it...If Gary Payton is gone, and they need a new coach?
Dust off former Saints head coach Hank Stram, and viola, "Lazay-Lay Bon-Tom Roulay."
Sure, Hank may be a little rusty, but in the immortal words of Canadian Rock and Roller, and former British Labour Party leader Neil Kinnock…
“Rust Never Sleeps.”
And there you have it folks…Your week in sports from IWS, and yours truly.
For now, this is Sports Director Slyder Balzcock, leavin’ it all on the field, and headin’ to the showers…
Slyder can be reached through Matt-Man at the following addresses:
E-Mail: neshobadude@yahoo.com
Twitter: @mattmaniws
IWS Sports Director Slyder Balzcock with your, “Welcome to the Weekend Sports Update.”
This past week has been mocked, marred, and made interestingly enough by a whole lotta stuff, so let’s dust off home plate and kick off the pigskin.
Seems that the Indyapolis Colts have ridden Payton Manning as far as his ball talent will carry them, as they released Manning to ride another type of horse to the Denver Broncos.
In my opinion, Manning will be lobbying six point STDs to WRs, Eric Dicker, and newly and recently acquired former Cleveland Bengal, Anthony Caldwell, from the first kickoff to the last at bat in no time.
If only the Broncos still had their great RB from the 70’s, Floyd Patterson, they could probably make a Super Bowl rung this year.
I guess the best news of this entire deal, is that Archie Manning said that the trade, move, and amount of money offered to Payton was, “adequate.”Arch is always on the look out for his little boy, God Bless him.
In a relative story…
Newly former Denver Bronco QB Tim Tebow is now a New York Jet.
And as Big Apple West Siders, Action, A-Rab, and Big John say on Broadway…“When you’re a Jet, you stay a Jet.”
So I guess Tebow is there until he throws a Touchdown pass or until the Trinity Broadcasting Network offers him more money with fewer bruises, than the NFL, whichever comes first. Here he comes God-Lovin’ TBN fans!!
Speaking of bruises, former Seattle Supersonics basketball defensive stand out and now currently former News Orlean Saints football coach Gary Payton, has been bruised by a suspension and huge fine by the NFL.
Apparently Payton and the Saints organization were paying blood money to their employees if they tackled opposing players meanly and left them with soiled uniforms.Trust me, I have seen the Saints play outside the domed environment on real turf and have never witnessed them leaving a player soiled, but so be it...If Gary Payton is gone, and they need a new coach?
Dust off former Saints head coach Hank Stram, and viola, "Lazay-Lay Bon-Tom Roulay."
Sure, Hank may be a little rusty, but in the immortal words of Canadian Rock and Roller, and former British Labour Party leader Neil Kinnock…
“Rust Never Sleeps.”And there you have it folks…Your week in sports from IWS, and yours truly.
For now, this is Sports Director Slyder Balzcock, leavin’ it all on the field, and headin’ to the showers…
Slyder can be reached through Matt-Man at the following addresses:
E-Mail: neshobadude@yahoo.com
Twitter: @mattmaniws
3 comments:
Good old Slyder is on top of things as usual. Dude is the best in the business!
Jay
He's Batman!
Beth: Ha!! He is Batman. Cheers Schmoop!!
Matt-Man
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